After Maxing out all Classes - Chapter 956
[Chapter 954 Rabbit people are also people]
This night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.
Robo is taking a bath. Qiantangzong’s mansion is very empty now. There is a large wooden bucket in the yard to take a bath, which is quite comfortable.
Shi Su turned his back to him, sat under the eaves not far away, and said a little sullenly: “I really don’t know why you are so particular, you have to take a bath every day, so I have to run back and forth to prepare this big bucket of water. Several times in the well, fortunately, you can use the three-flavor real fire to heat the bucket, otherwise I have to go to the kitchen to boil the water.”
It turns out that Robb has been clamoring for a bath every day these days.
According to the Eastern tradition, the host must try his best to satisfy the request of the guest, and it is impossible for the guest to do it by himself, so he had to do it himself.
On the first day, Shisu planned to go to the kitchen to boil hot water, but as soon as Robb raised his hand, with a fire magic, all the water in the bucket was warmed up, which surprised Shisu. , and then helped Robb come up with a reason, made up for the real fire of the three flavors, and it made sense.
The heating step is omitted, but the step of fetching water is still full of tiring people. Shisu has to work between the well and the big wooden barrel for a long time for this big bucket of bath water, and is embarrassed to ask the guests to do it by themselves.
So she can only complain: “Cleanliness! What’s wrong! People who walk in the rivers and lakes will not die if they don’t take a bath for a day!”
Robb laughed, too lazy to explain, we modern people, and we are southerners, bathing every day is a routine operation, If you don’t like taking a bath, you will be complained, you bunny knows a fart.
“I’m coming out.” Robb said: “You continue to sit with your back to me, don’t turn around and peek at me.” Shi
Su Nu: “I’m not interested in peeking at a foreign devil, but you, don’t be there This kind of place is a hooligan. Our eastern girls are not as casual as your western women.”
Robb laughed: “I won’t play hooligans with a rabbit man, so don’t be so wary, we are different races, who is who? Don’t look down on anyone, you don’t have to treat me as a man, and I don’t treat you as a woman, isn’t this over?”
“Cut!” Shi Su snorted coldly: “It’s not necessarily the case that the race is different. My rabbit family didn’t have a rabbit head from the beginning. Before ancient times, we, like you, had a human head.”
“Huh? Robb was slightly surprised: “Then why is it like this now?”
Shisu said solemnly: “Chiyou’s curse!”
Robb was even more curious: “What? What curse?”
Shisu whispered: ” In ancient times, we rabbit people all had the same brains as you. Under the rule of Xuanyuan Huangdi, we lived a very happy and ordinary life. Until one day, a man named Chiyou suddenly rebelled and led 81 barbarians to rebel. .”
Robb: “Wow!”
Robb had heard this story.
Shi Su said: “In the early days of Chiyou’s rebellion, he almost succeeded for a while. But then Xuanyuan Huangdi obtained Xuanyuan Xuantie, used the three-flavor real fire to forge the Xuanyuan Divine Sword, beheaded Chiyou, and quelled the rebellion.”
Luo Bo said: “This is the end. I seem to know the story of the scorpion.”
Shi Su said: “You may not know it later. Before Chiyou died, he placed a perverted curse. He cursed all the descendants of Yan and Huang to turn into rabbits.”
Robb: “Wow . Oh, so there is a whole rabbit-headed man from the East Rabbit Datang? ” Shi
Su nodded: “That’s right!”
Luo Boqi said: “Then you are very sad now, very sad, do you really want to become a human? Shi Su spread out his hands like Luo Bo’s usual appearance: ”
That’s from ancient times. After people were turned into rabbit heads, they might have wanted to turn back into people, but it’s been five thousand years. I’ve been a rabbit head since I was born, and I’m used to seeing rabbit heads, but it doesn’t matter if I change back to a human being, anyway, I’m also a beautiful woman in a rabbit head, so what’s going to change?”
Robb: “… …”
There is something to vomit, but I don’t know where to start.
Robb was embarrassed for a few seconds before he said, “You might be more beautiful if you change back to a human head?”
Shi Su said, “No one can tell what happened, if you become ugly and you can’t marry, will you be responsible? ”
Robb spread his hands: “I’m never responsible for ugly girls.”
“Cut! Man!”
Robb slowly climbed out of the bucket.
Shisu turned her back to the wooden barrel, didn’t peek, and didn’t run away. After all, she was a son of the rivers and lakes. She was more generous than an ordinary oriental woman. When the man took a bath, he was afraid that he would have escaped from several courtyards long ago.
She raised her backhand, and a clean cloth flew towards Robb, which was for Robb to wipe his body.
Robb caught the cloth and said with a smile, “You can throw this cloth really accurately, it flew straight to my hand, you must have peeked, otherwise how can you throw it with your back to me?”
Shi Su said angrily . : “I’m called a listening device. Is it the foundation of the foundation? Do I need to turn my head to see where you are?”
Robb said: “You can tell by listening to the sound, then you can tell it by listening to it with your ears. What’s the difference between peeking at my figure? I protest!”
Shi Su said, “You crazy person, you can’t have a little bit of mastery? You are so good at your skills and your cultivation is so high, you should be a little taller. The demeanor of a chivalrous person? Why are you always full of nonsense?”
“Whoever stipulated that an expert must have a demeanor? Let me tell you now, a superior person must have my demeanor, and anyone who does not conform to my demeanor, If you don’t believe me, let those masters fight with me to see who is taller. If they are not as tall as me, it proves that my demeanor is the demeanor of a superior man.”
“This… ‘ Shisu was speechless.
As soon as the two of them said this, suddenly a figure on the wall flickered, and someone threw two weird black balls over, both of which came towards Robb.
Robb stretched out his hand to pick it up, but Shi Su turned around and exclaimed, “This is the thunderbolt of the Thunder Hall, you can’t pick it up hard.”
However, it took too long to say a word. Before the words were half finished, two thunderbolts had already flown in front of Robb. Robb reached out and received both black balls in the palm of his hand.
Then…
“Boom! Boom!” The
two thunderbolts exploded together, and the power of the explosion was not small. The place where Robb stood was immediately surrounded by firelight, billowing black smoke, and the bath tub was also blown up, and the water inside one place.
Shi Su was startled, and before she could watch Robb’s life or death, a man in black fell in front of her, standing in front of her, and sneered: “Miss Shi, your bodyguard is finished, take your hand. Please hand over the Xuanyuan Xuantie from above.”
[End of This Chapter]
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