Apocalypse Summoner - 258. Chapter 215 The Three-Day Covenant... Army Neutral and Prestige

“Master, you made a mistake…”

Just when Li Jiayu was about to join the battle, the dark octopus suddenly ran to Li Jiayu, tilting his head and humming:

“It’s not what you think the master… The octopus’s’life essence’ can only be used five times a day, and the success rate is about 30%… So, master, you can’t kill more than a dozen high-level second-order bugs. Use it… Octopus is an out-of-the-box dick, its power is limited, so I can’t use that much. For a Bai Fumei like you, don’t expect any dick octopus…”

“Then why didn’t you say it earlier! It made me excited for nothing!” I thought that the dark octopus could produce the “essence of life” in an unlimited amount, but after a long time of trouble, this servant has such a big limit, even though I know the bigger it is. The cheaper it is, the more difficult it is to obtain, but Li Jiayu is still a little bit dumbfounded.

“But you didn’t ask again…” The dark octopus narrowed his eyes, and his bare and slippery forehead could almost reflect light:

“Master, don’t be disappointed. Octopus will work hard to make the’Essence of Life’. For the sake of white and rich beauty, even if you sell kidneys, you have to make money to buy Apple’s four mobile phones…”

“What Apple loves crazy mobile phones? Besides, no one wants to sell the kidneys of your tentacle monsters…”

The corners of Li Jiayu’s mouth twitched. He is becoming more and more unable to understand the hometown dialect of the dark octopus. This guy said all day long, “No thanks”, “White rich beauty”, “Lonely as snow”, “Stand cry”, “Spare tire” Inexplicable words such as “black fungus”, “bunker”, “posting pictures but not seeding, chrysanthemums are stabbed by thousands of people”, which makes people completely unable to touch their heads.

“Uh, I said too fast just now. I brought my hometown dialect. Master, don’t mind… Octopus means that in order to let the beautiful sisters in school get the life essence of octopus, quickly improve their strength, and then become the master. Your wise helper, the octopus will fight for his life!”

Speaking of this, the dark octopus raised his head and rolled his eyes gruntingly, like a pug begging for dog food, and there seemed to be tears flashing in his eyes:

“Master, you have to promise octopus two conditions…”

“Sun! It’s almost on the battlefield, where are you so much nonsense!” Li Jiayu kicked the dark octopus to show his dissatisfaction.

“These two conditions are actually very simple…”

“Stop talking nonsense, I am your master, you are actually ashamed to ask me to agree to your terms! Oh, don’t think I don’t know how difficult it is to serve you, but to speak, it is nothing more than thinking about growing my harem , Ah, how many times have I told you that I really don’t want to build a harem, and I don’t want to be a woman casually…” Li Jiayu spread his hands, expressing a lot of pressure.

“Master… you are too naive, do you really think you can resist the torrent of the times? I don’t know how many people are looking forward to opening a harem. Even if you don’t want to build a harem, you can’t fight against fate… oh yes Yes, last night, the octopus stared at night and speculated on the master’s peach blossom luck. The result made the octopus quite happy, because the master and your wife will exceed double digits, and ah, within three days, the master will get rid of the virginity. Body…” The dark octopus became more excited as he said it, all sixteen tentacles waved in the air, and the suction cups on top of it closed together, making a rhythmic sound of “thumb and throat”, a bit like rock music.

If the dark octopus wears a pair of sunglasses, a headscarf, and a moustache under the nod, it will look like a rock singer-of course, it refers to the most desolate rock and roll singer on the street, or The kind that can’t even afford a guitar.

“Wait… The virgin body refers to a woman, okay! I’m a man! Have you ever attended elementary school!” Li Jiayu said angrily.

“Uh…” The dark octopus blinked awkwardly, feeling ashamed of his own literacy.

“Also! These days there have been dense clouds, and you can’t see the sky at all. You still make a fart of night gazing! It’s obviously nonsense, and you say that your wife is in double digits, and I will do it in a week. Sister Qing last night…”

“Wait, Master, I just said that you will be the guest of a certain mistress within a week, but I didn’t say that it must be Mistress Xiao…” The dark octopus yelled, his nose twitched and sprayed. Some black ink came out, dripping on the ground and splashing a pile of white smoke.

“Ah… it’s my slip of the tongue. Anyway, I don’t believe anything you say.” Li Jiayu blushed first, and then said with a straight face.

“Master, don’t believe it… The octopus’s prediction is very accurate. In the world of octopus, there is a companion named Paul. His prediction of the World Cup football match is also terribly accurate… So, master, just wait, three Within the sky, you will definitely be pushed back by a certain mistress, let us wait and see, um, if it is the mistress Yan Zisu or the mistress Xiao, at least they are very gentle, but if the mistress is dyed , Master, you are miserable. A weak physique like you can’t satisfy a female tyrannosaurus like Mistress Ding. Maybe you can’t satisfy her at all. Well, if it is Mistress Liu Yinsha, it will be even worse. Now… you will definitely be squeezed dry! So Octopus suggests that you, hurry up and find a way to increase your size and staying power, otherwise you will not even have the dignity of the last man, after all, you are a mother like this …”

The octopus moves with affection and understands the reason, and made quite pertinent suggestions to Li Jiayu. What is helpless is… Li Jiayu can’t listen at all. In his opinion, the dark octopus is clearly teasing him!

As for why the dark octopus changed its name to Liu Yinsha as the mother, Li Jiayu was too lazy to pay attention to it. He flushed immediately, staring at the dark octopus angrily, gritted his teeth and said:

“Hu, nonsense! Me, me, my size and staying power are not bad at all, reluctantly or reluctantly can be regarded as upper-middle level… Uh, damn thing! You are not allowed to discuss such vulgar topics in the future! If you dare to joke with me, I will definitely kill you!”

“Master… Faithful words are good for your actions. Your future harem is so big that you will definitely not be able to endure it in the future. If you don’t plan ahead, you will regret it sooner or later. There is a famous saying in the world of octopuses. Tears…refers to the fact that when I was young, I broke my body all day long, and I stopped lifting it when I was middle-aged…”

“What does that have to do with me!” Li Jiayu said harshly.

“Uh… the reason is the same. Master, although you don’t slap, but if you don’t exercise, you still have to be squeezed dry. After all, you are a mage, not a berserker who can fight a hundred daughters, 700 times a night, well, Master, can’t you hear a word… forget it, let’s talk about the conditions you just wanted to mention, you promised the octopus, and the octopus will definitely double the speed of creating the’essence of life’!”

“Say!” Li Jiayu said in a dull voice, as long as the dark octopus stopped discussing the topic of opening the harem and impotence with him.

“Yeah, the’Essence of Life’ made by octopus, master, you are not allowed to eat it for a man! You can only eat it for a pretty sister!”

“… What about me? Neither can I?”

“Master, you have always been white and rich in the octopus’s heart… So, you are an exception!” The dark octopus has obviously been waiting for this sentence for a long time, so when it answered, it seemed to be very happy, and the expression on its face was extremely proud. And intoxicated.

“…” Li Jiayu rolled his eyes and had nothing to say. Those strangers would have misunderstood his gender, but the octopus… hey, Li Jiayu was already unable to complain.

“Master, if you don’t speak, it’s acquiescence, hey, octopus is going to send Da Hongyuan, so that hundreds of beautiful sisters from Xijiang University will be all with special skills…”

“Then you will all become your mistress, right? Stop talking nonsense, let’s talk about the second one…”

“The second one is, the master, can you be nice to Ms. Liu Yinsha? She is very good to octopuses. She also teaches octopuses how to please the big sister, and also teaches octopuses how to be cute. Although octopuses are ugly, there are also When it’s cute…”

“…”

“So, for the reason that Ms. Liu Yinsha is so good to octopus, master, don’t treat her so aggressively. It’s okay to take advantage of her occasionally. Don’t look at Liu Yinsha’s coquettish and slutty mother, in fact, she doesn’t mess around. Although she is the top socialite in Yangcheng and the top mom in international nightclubs, in fact, she has a higher eye than the top, yes. Those big-bellied wealthy businessmen and senior officials simply look down on…”

“What does this have to do with me?”

“Of course it does matter! The reason why Ms. Liu Yinsha became so coquettish and slutty was due to the character influence brought about by her dark sacrificial spirit. When she was in Yangcheng, she was not so coquettish and explicit, and her husband was in She was hacked to death by someone from the casino a year ago, so this year, she has been guarded like a jade…”

“Stop talking nonsense, are you trying to sell your mistress Liu Yinsha to me? Or maybe you want to whitewash her image? Okay, I’ve already said that I am not interested in anything other than Sister Wan Qing , Even if Liu Yinsha is still a virgin, I don’t bother to take a look…”

Li Jiayu chatted with the dark octopus for more than a minute, and the insects in front finally approached, like the ocean, landslides and tsunami, flying in densely, mixed with a violent and violent depressive atmosphere!

“I’m coming!”

“Everyone is in place! All the fighters are on top!”

“The Mage Element prepares firepower behind! Assassin element accelerates! Special element is free to play!”

In an instant, the vanguards on the front became noisy, each of them held their breath, their hearts beating wildly!

In the bloody battlefield between humans and insects, there is only life and death without mercy, and the cruelty is like hell. If one is not careful, you may die!

The number of insects that appeared this time was 12,000. When Xijiang City hadn’t cooperated with Gongzhou City a few days ago, a swarm of this size would have crippled Xijiang City!

“Boom Rumble”

The ground groaned fiercely because of swarms of large insects trampling on it, and it swayed like a magnitude four earthquake!

(To be continued)