Bend Over [ 折腰 ] - Chapter 170

[Chapter 168]

Layers of silk curtains blocked the light of the day from the Guanghua Hall.

The sleeping hall is dark, Boshan spit out wisps of fragrance, and the pearls held by the phoenix-shaped gilt candlestick’s phoenix mouth are like clouds. In the tassel acacia treasure tent, the brocade quilt is rotten, and the two emerald phoenix hairpins on the beauty’s head have fallen one by one on the cloud pillow, the low temples are scattered, and the jade muscles are rejuvenated.

“…Manman wants to be faster or slower for her husband…” The

emperor endured the burning fire, slowed down a little, kissed her closed eyelids, and asked her with a humming.

The beauty below her had pink cheeks, and her eyelashes trembled slightly.

“Is it like this?”

“Is it like this?”

“I want you to say…”

“Hey, hey…however is your husband…” The

beauty finally spoke, and the Emperor Long Xin was overjoyed, and stuck his tongue out to kiss the sandalwood lips Xiaokou, Long, and Geng were furious, and in the slight collision of gold and jade from the trembling of the golden hook and jade pendant, the jade man cried intermittently, and the sound was bone-chilling.

As the saying goes, “Happy and glory is so hard, but the bitter day is galloping southwest.” Our wise and martial emperor rolled on the dragon bed with his beautiful queen, and the rolling was hearty and dripping, and the pores were dilated, refreshing and sweet. Suddenly, the voice of the palace servants came from outside the palace.

The cat in the Jiade Palace, for some unknown reason, ran out and fell into the Ganquan Pond in the Imperial Garden.

The cat is getting older and less active during the day, mostly sleeping in the sun. Today, the palace officials didn’t pay much attention to it. When it was found and fished out of the pond, it looked like it was about to drown.

The Empress Dowager has kept this cat for many years. She is seven or eight years old. She has a fat head and a fat brain. She is as white as a hydrangea. She has always been by her side. It played for a while, because it was inconvenient to carry it when I went to the temple this time, so I left it in the palace.

Unexpectedly, there was an accident.

The palace servants were extremely frightened. Seeing that the cat was dying, they did not dare to hide it. They hurriedly rushed to the Queen’s place to report the crime, but they were naturally stopped by the palace servants who were guarding outside the Guanghua Palace.

The palace was already quiet, and the afternoon time was even more silent. As soon as the outside of the hall spoke, the voice faintly passed in.

Xiao Qiao was entangled like an octopus by Wei Shao, and he didn’t understand what was being said outside, but only vaguely heard the voice of the palace servant with a cry of panic, as if something had happened, he was puzzled and opened his eyes. , pushed him.

Wei Shaoxing was disturbed, naturally unhappy, and vaguely said “don’t worry about it”, but she pushed herself and kept on, so she stopped helplessly, did not get off the dragon bed, and lifted the tent with one hand , looked out, and roared angrily: “What’s the matter?”

The palace servants who were guarding outside didn’t dare to disturb the Empress with this matter, and whispered to let the communication palace staff wait first. Suddenly I heard a roar from the emperor, and I was startled. Although no one was there, I hurriedly knelt down and confessed in a loud voice.

Xiao Qiao heard it clearly and was taken aback.

That cat has not only been with the Empress Dowager for many years, her daughter likes it, and Xiao Qiao herself likes it very much, and has been raising it for many years, and her relationship is not shallow, just because Wei Shao has always been allergic to cats, so the Guanghua Palace never let it be Come in half a step.

Unexpectedly, it fell into the pool and drowned!

Xiao Qiao screamed, anxious, and immediately pushed Wei Shao away, sat up, and hurried to get dressed, Wei Shao frowned and forced her back to the pillow.

“Something happened to the cat!” Xiao Qiao pushed him.

“I’ll finish things first and then…”

Wei Shao’s expression was tense, pressing her teeth for a while and working hard, and finally, he let out a long sigh, lying on top of her and completely relaxed.

“…I’ll be back earlier in the evening, you wait for me…I still need…”

After everything was over, he still hugged her, with a disappointing expression of being interrupted by a good deed.

He had always had a bad impression of the cat, and he probably wouldn’t care if it died.

Xiao Qiao rolled his eyes at him, complained that he was cold-blooded, pushed him away, and got out of bed to get dressed in a hurry.

Wei Shao jumped up from the bed, got up with her, and grinned at her: “I’ll take a look with you!”

Xiao Qiao hurriedly sorted out, and the palace servants were already kneeling outside the palace.

When several palace servants of the Jiade Palace saw the Empress appear, they were frightened and pleaded guilty and begged for mercy.

When the door closed at noon, the weather was still fine, but when I came out, the sky had turned overcast, the sky was densely cloudy, and there were faint lightning flashes in the clouds in the distance.

It looked as if a thunderstorm was about to fall.

Xiao Qiao looked up at the sky and hurried to Ganquan Pond.

Wei Shao followed suit and followed her down the hall steps.

A drop of rain hit his face, feeling a little wet.

…

In a waterside pavilion by the pool, the cat was wrapped in cloth, and the surrounding palace servants all knelt down when they saw the emperor came.

Xiao Qiao ran to the cat’s side, held it in her arms and called it a few times, and pressed its stomach again, seeing its ears drooping weakly, and its four fleshy claws also motionless, it looked really dead. Now, feeling distressed and anxious, he turned to Wei Shao and said, “What should I do? What should I do?”

Wei Shao saw that she was about to cry, distressed, and scolded the palace servant for not being optimistic about the cat.

The palace servants were already trembling when they knelt there, but when they saw the emperor’s anger, they were even more frightened.

“Where’s the imperial physician! Don’t call the imperial physician!” The emperor issued an order.

A few imperial physicians ran out of breath, hurried over, and said in embarrassment: “Your Majesty… Wei Chen et al can only heal people… This… this beast, how to ask Wei Chen et al to do it…”

Wei Shao said, “However a man can treat him, he can also treat him! Hurry up!” The

imperial doctor knew that this cat’s status was more valuable than that of a human being, so he didn’t dare to disobey any more, so he took it over and gathered around Qi Qi to work for a while.

I don’t know if the cat didn’t die at all, or if it was really rescued by the imperial physicians. After a while, it let out a faint meow.

“It’s alive and alive!” The

imperial doctor was overjoyed, the palace servant was overjoyed, and Xiao Qiao was very happy, too, and hurried up, sure enough, seeing the cat’s fleshy paws moving, she almost jumped up with joy, grabbed Wei Shao’s arm and said, “It It’s alive, it’s alive! It’s great!”

Wei Shao glanced at it and said, “It’s good to be alive.” Turning to several imperial physicians, he said, “Yes, I have a reward!” The

imperial physicians wiped their sweat and were busy Thank you to the emperor.

Little Joe was overjoyed. Seeing that the cat was rescued, she was only wet, Xu Shi was cold, she couldn’t stop shaking, she looked very weak, and she was very distressed. She hurriedly wrapped it with a cloth and wanted to pick it up and take it back, but Wei Shao had already grabbed it. Said: “I’ll help you carry it back!”

Xiao Qiao hurriedly said: “No need. Don’t touch it.”

Wei Shao said, “It’s okay to wrap it in cloth! The cat is a little heavy, you can’t hold it…”

He was talking to Xiao Joe competed, and the moment his hand touched the cat, at this moment, a flash of lightning flashed across his head, and then a jore from Kerala smashed his head down, causing a stinging pain like a ruptured eardrum. The palace servants nearby, timid and exclaimed, covered their ears one after another.

Xiao Qiao’s heart trembled with the thunder, and subconsciously hid in Wei Shao’s arms, hugged him tightly, and closed her eyes.

Thunder passed.

Xiao Qiao opened her eyes and unexpectedly found that the cat that was dying just now seemed to have regained some strength suddenly, and pulled it out from the cloth that wrapped it, stood up tremblingly and opened her eyes wide. A pair of cat eyes like glazed balls stared at him, very happy. He didn’t notice that the emperor was staring at him with stunned eyes. He was only worried that the cat would be cold. He only covered his head, picked it up, turned his head and said to the emperor, “It’s going to rain! We’re going back!”

Some palace servants had already opened their umbrellas.

Xiao Qiao hugged the struggling cat tightly in her arms to stop it from jumping out of the water, and walked out of the water pavilion. : “Your Majesty, it’s going to rain, what are you doing standing there?” The

emperor seemed to have settled down, still standing motionless, his eyes cast on Xiao Qiao’s face for a long time, his expression extremely strange.

“Husband?”

Xiao Qiao finally realized that something was wrong with him and looked at him suspiciously.

The emperor seemed to have suddenly regained his senses, and he didn’t dare to look at her again, he closed his eyes a little hastily, and said vaguely: “I suddenly remembered that I still have unsettled government affairs, I will deal with it first, Empress. Feel free.”

It was already raining on the top of his head, he walked in a hurry, and he didn’t even want the palace servant to hold an umbrella for him.

The palace man hurriedly opened his umbrella and chased after him.

Xiao Qiao was a little surprised and stared blankly at his back disappearing at the end of the palace road, feeling that Wei Shao was suddenly estranged from himself.

Originally, in front of her, he would never refer to himself as “Zhen”, and in private, he rarely referred to her as “Queen”.

what happened to him?

The cat in his arms seemed restless, meowing and wriggling.

Xiao Qiao returned to her senses, shook her head, and turned back to Guanghua Palace.

…

In Wei Shao’s heart, a 10,000-headed grass-mud horse roared.

Today, everything was satisfactory to him, until the damn cat came out to disrupt the situation, and then a thunder came down, and inexplicably, he found that he had become a cat!

No, no, to be precise, it was his soul that entered the cat’s body, and his own body was taken away by another soul at the same moment!

He didn’t know what was going on, but between the collision of lightning and flint at the moment when he was taken away, he clearly captured an idea from the other side.

The one who robbed him of his body was none other than himself, himself in the previous life!

Wei Shao was forcibly trapped in Brie by Xiao Qiao and brought back. He was mad, and tried every means to make her understand that the emperor was no longer himself, and reminded her not to take that person as herself, so as not to suffer losses, but no matter how hard he tried, the voice he could make was ” Meow—” “Meow—” “Meow—”

Fuck! Hold! Hold!

The damn cat! I really had a fight with him. I usually ate, slept, slept, and ate. The fat head and fat brain were covered in flesh. After he fluttered a few times, he felt that the cat’s body was too soft to jump. In the end, he could only lean on his back. Stomach, slumped on Xiao Qiao’s lap, gasping for breath, sticking out his tongue.

“Queen, this cat is also pitiful. After being so frightened today, the servants look different from normal,”

said a palace servant.

Xiao Qiao sighed: “Yeah, the little guy must have been frightened.”

She picked up the emperor cat and touched its head lovingly.

“I’m your man—”

Wei Shao let out a meow while crying.

The author has something to say: Chen Gonggong’s extravaganza has been cancelled. Let’s just write the last one, about the embarrassing things that happened after Wei Shao accidentally turned into a cat and his body was shot to death by an arrow in a previous life…

In the end, it will be replaced, and Wei Shao from the previous life will also go back.

Again, it’s very important, this is a totally unpleasant extravaganza, don’t watch it if you don’t like it~

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