Bend Over [ 折腰 ] - Chapter 170

[Chapter 168]

Layers of silk tents blocked the light of the day out of the Guanghua Hall.

The sleeping hall is dark, Boshan spits out wisps of fragrance, and the phoenix-shaped gilded candlesticks hold pearls like clouds of smoke. In the tassel acacia treasure tent, the brocade is rotten, and the double-inserted jade phoenix on the head of the beautiful person has fallen on the cloud pillow one by one, the low sideburns are scattered, and the jade muscles are rejuvenated.

“…… Do you want to be faster or slower for your husband…”

The emperor endured the fire of his body, slowed down slightly, kissed her closed eyelids, and hummed and asked her.

The beautiful woman’s cheeks are pink and her eyelashes are slightly trembling.

“So?”

“Or is it?”

“I want you to say…”

“Shhhhhhhhhhhhh How is the husband and the king…”

The beauty finally spoke, the emperor dragon heart was very happy, the probe tongue wrapped around the lips of the small mouth, the dragon, the root was angry, a burst of golden hook jade fell chaotically emitted a slight golden jade collision sound, the jade person intermittently crying, the sound crisp bone.

Just as the so-called “joy and glory if this is bitter, but the bitter day is southwest”, our wise and divine emperor held his beautiful empress rolling on the dragon bed, rolling freely and his pores were relaxed, comfortable and sweet, indescribably expressive, and suddenly there was a burst of palace people’s voices outside the palace.

The cat in the Gard Palace, somehow, ran out and fell into the Sweet Spring Pond in the Imperial Garden.

The cat is getting older, and it is not very active during the day on weekdays, mostly to sleep in the sun, and today the palace people did not pay much attention to it, and when they found it and fished it out of the pool, they looked like they were about to drown.

The empress dowager has raised this cat for many years, seven or eight years old, fat head fat brain, snow white like a rolling hydrangea ball, has been with her side, the little princess of Phi Fei is more fond of it, every day to come and play with it for a while, because this time to go to the monastery, carry inconvenience, this is left in the palace.

Unexpectedly, there was an accident.

The palace people were extremely frightened, seeing that the cat was no longer able to do it, did not dare to hide it, and rushed to the empress in a panic to report the guilt, and naturally they were stopped by the palace people who were guarding outside the Guanghua Palace.

The palace was already quiet, and the afternoon time at this moment was even more silent. As soon as there was a speech outside the temple, the voice came in faintly.

Xiao Qiao was entangled like an octopus by Wei Shao, and did not hear clearly what was being said outside, only faintly heard the voice of the palace people with a tone of anxiety and crying, as if something had happened, and he was confused in his heart, so he opened his eyes and pushed him.

Wei Shaoxing’s head was disturbed, naturally unhappy, vaguely said “don’t care”, but she pushed herself non-stop, which helplessly stopped, did not get off the dragon bed, one hand opened the account, the probe was outward, and roared in disgust: “What is the risk of making a mistake?” The

palace people who were guarding outside did not dare to disturb the empress dowager with this matter, and were whispering to the summoning palace people to wait first, overhearing the emperor’s roar, startled, although they did not see anyone, they also knelt down in a hurry and prayed loudly.

Little Joe heard it clearly and was taken aback.

That cat not only accompanied the empress dowager for many years, the daughter liked it, Xiao Qiao himself also liked it, and raised it for many years, the feelings were not shallow, only because Wei Shao had always been allergic to cats, so the Guanghua Palace never let it come in half a step.

Unexpectedly, it fell into the pool and drowned!

Xiao Qiao groaned, anxious, immediately pushed Wei Shao away, sat up, hurried to get dressed, Wei Shao frowned, and forcibly pushed her back to the pillow.

“Something happened to the cat!” Little Joe pushed him.

“I’ll finish things first…”

Wei Shao looked tight, pressing her teeth and tightening her efforts to do things, and finally with a heavy blow, Fang Let out a long breath and lay on top of her to completely relax.

“…… I’ll be back earlier in the evening, and you’ll wait for me… I’m going to…”

It was all over, and he was still holding her, with a look of disappointment on his face that was still undone and interrupted.

He had never had a good feeling for the cat, and he probably didn’t care if he died.

Little Joe gave him a blank look, complained that he was cold-blooded, pushed him away, got out of bed and hurriedly got dressed.

Wei Shao jumped up from the bed, got up with her, and smiled at her teeth, “I’ll take a look with you!”

Xiao Qiao hurriedly sorted it out, and the palace people who had already slipped away outside the palace had slipped away.

When several palace people in the Jiade Palace saw the Emperor appear, they were sincerely afraid and begged for forgiveness.

When the door closes at noon, the weather is still sunny, and when it comes out, the sky has turned cloudy, the sky is densely clouded, and there is a faint lightning between the clouds in the far sky.

It looked as if it was about to rain.

Xiao Qiao looked up at the sky and hurried to the Ganquan Pond.

Wei Shao followed suit and followed her down the stairs of the temple.

A drop of rain hit his face, a little wet and cold.

……

In a water pavilion by the pool, the cats were wrapped in cloth, and the palace people around them saw the emperor, and hula all knelt down.

Little Qiao ran to the side of the cat, hugged it into his arms and called it a few times, pressed its stomach again, saw its two ears weakly pulled down, the four fleshy paws also did not move, it looked really dead, and it was painful and anxious, turning back to Wei Shao: “What to do?” What to do? Wei Shao

saw that she was about to cry, and his heart ached, and he scolded the palace people for not looking after the cat.

The palace people knelt there and were already trembling, and when they saw the emperor angry, they were even more frightened, and they touched the ground with their foreheads, and did not dare to lift up.

“Doctor! Don’t call the doctor yet! “The emperor gives orders.

Several tai doctors ran out of breath and hurried over, seeing the situation and saying with embarrassment: “Your Majesty… Wei Chen and others will only heal people… This…… How can this beast be called Wei Chen…”

Wei Shao said, “How can people rule, and how to cure it!” Hurry up! The

doctor knew that this cat’s status was more expensive than that of people, and he did not dare to disobey anymore, so he took it with a hard scalp and surrounded it for a while.

I don’t know if this cat didn’t die, or if it was really saved by the doctors, and after a moment, a faint meow sound was issued.

“Live alive!”

The doctor was overjoyed, the palace people were overjoyed, and Xiao Qiao was also overjoyed, hurriedly went up, and sure enough, seeing the cat’s flesh paws move, he almost jumped up happily, grabbed Wei Shao’s arm, and said, “It’s alive, it’s alive!” That’s great!

Wei Shao glanced at it and said, “Just live.” Turning to a few tai doctors, he said, “Not bad, there is a reward!” The

doctors wiped their sweat and rushed to the emperor to thank him.

Little Joe was overjoyed. Seeing that the cat was rescued, only wet, Xu was cold, shivering unceasingly, looking weak, very distressed, busy wrapping it with a cloth, wanting to pick it up and bring it back first, Wei Shao had already grabbed it and said, “I’ll help you hold it back!”

Little Joe said busily, “No need.” You don’t touch it. ”

Wei Shao said, “There is a cloth wrapped, no problem!” The cat is a little heavy, you can’t hold it…”

He was fighting with Little Joe, the moment his hand touched the cat, at this moment, a lightning bolt suddenly passed overhead, and then Kerala slammed down on his head, and the eardrum of the shocked person cracked like a sting. The people near the palace, timid ones had already screamed out loud, and they covered their ears one after another.

Xiao Qiao’s heart trembled with the sound of thunder, and he subconsciously hid in Wei Shao’s arms, hugged him tightly, and closed his eyes.

Thunder passed.

Little Qiao opened his eyes, and unexpectedly found that the cat that was still dying, as if he had suddenly regained some strength, he actually pulled out of the piece of cloth that wrapped it, stood up trembling, opened a pair of glass ball-like cat eyes, fixed on himself, very happy, did not notice that the emperor was staring at himself with a stunned gaze, only worried that the cat was cold, busy releasing the emperor, covering the cat’s entire head, He picked it up, turned to the emperor and said, “It’s going to rain!” We went back! Some

palace people had already opened their umbrellas.

Little Qiao held the struggling cat tightly in his arms, stopped its intention to jump out, quickly stepped out of the water pavilion, took a few steps, saw that the emperor did not follow, stopped and turned his head: “Your Majesty, it is going to rain, what are you still standing there?” But the

emperor seemed to be settled, still standing still, his eyes cast on Xiao Qiao’s face for a long time, looking extremely strange.

“Husband?”

Little Joe finally realized that something seemed wrong with him and looked at him questioningly.

The emperor seemed to have suddenly returned to Shen’er, and did not dare to look at her again, slightly hastily closed his eyes, and said vaguely: “Suddenly I remembered that there are still government affairs to be cleared, and the empress will dispose of it first, and the empress will take care of it herself.” The

rain had begun to fall overhead, and he was in a hurry, and he didn’t even want the palace people to take an umbrella for him, so he strode down the steps, turned around and braved the rain and went in the direction of the Xuan room.

The palace people hurriedly opened their umbrellas and chased after them.

Xiao Qiao felt a little surprised, and looked at his back and disappeared at the end of the palace road, feeling in his heart that Wei Shao was suddenly alienated from himself.

Originally, in front of her, he would never call himself “朕”, and in private, he rarely called her “Empress”.

What’s wrong with him?

The cat in her arms seemed to be agitated, meowing non-stop, twisting and turning.

Xiao Qiao turned back to Shen’er, shook his head, and turned around to return to the Guanghua Palace first.

……

In Wei Shao’s heart, he roared with the grass and mud horses that had galloped with ten thousand heads.

Today everything was supposed to be very satisfying to him, until the damn cat came out to stir up trouble, and then a thunder came down, and inexplicably, he found himself turning into a cat!

No, no, exactly, it was his soul that entered the cat’s body, and his own flesh was taken away by another soul at the same moment!

He didn’t know what was going on, but between the collision of the electric flint stones at the moment of being snatched away, he clearly captured a thought from the other side.

The one who took his body was none other than himself, himself in his previous life!

Wei Shao was forcibly masked by Xiao Qiao and brought back in Brie. He was frantic and tried every means to make her understand that the emperor was no longer himself, reminding her not to treat that person as himself, so as not to be deceived, but no matter how hard he tried, the sound he could make was “meow-“meow-“meow-” “meow-” “meow-”

Exercise! Exercise!

This damn cat! Really messed with him, usually full of food, sleep, sleep, eat, fat head fat brain is full of meat, he just so fluttered a few times, he felt the cat body soft and jumping, and finally could only lean on a fat belly, collapsed on Xiao Qiao’s leg spitting out his tongue and gasping for breath.

“Queen, this cat is also pitiful, and today he was so frightened that the slave maid looked different from usual.”

A palace man said.

Little Joe sighed, “Yeah, the little guy should be scared.” She picked

up the Emperor Cat and touched its head lovingly.

“I’m your man—”

Wei Shao cried and meowed.

The author has something to say: Chen Gonggongfan was canceled. Write the last one directly, telling wei Shao’s accidental dress into a cat, and his own body was killed by an arrow in a previous life after he was robbed of it…

In the end, it will be changed back, and Wei Shao from the previous life will also go back.

Again, it is very important, this is pure bad taste outside, do not like to see ~

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