Don’t Discriminate Against Species - 100. Do you understand
Carrying Fu Li back home, Zhuang Qing stuffed him into the bed. Seeing him lying on the bed with his belly upturned, Zhuang Qing shook her head silently, really a stupid demon spoiled by her elders.
When the cold wind started, he walked to the window, closed the window, and closed the curtains.
After exiting the guest room, Zhuang Qing stood in the hallway, looking at the luxurious crystal chandelier in the living room, suddenly covering her face with her hands and rubbing vigorously.
Zhou Nan is an otaku who is addicted to games. Other otaku otaku, even if they don’t like socializing and choose to stay at home every day, they will have a fixed source of income, such as writing, painting, translation, various webcasting and other industries. But Zhou Nan is different. He only likes to stay at home and live on the inheritance left by his parents. Every day he kills people in games to find satisfaction, or he posts some sensational comments under various current affairs news and vents his life. dissatisfied.
But recently, he found that there were some troubles in his life. In the middle of the night, there were always women crying and cursing in the bathroom, and he always dreamed that the elders in the family scolded him. He didn’t take this seriously. He didn’t expect that a few days later, bruises began to appear on his legs and buttocks. As long as he sat on a hard stool, he would feel painful. He plucked up the courage to go to the hospital for a check-up. He spent a lot of money on the medical check-up, but he didn’t find out any problems. After being so angry that he scolded doctors on the Internet for being a liar, he posted his recent experience in a supernatural forum.
It is a pity that the post he sent did not attract the attention of other netizens, and was soon suppressed by other posts on the homepage. He was a little frustrated, but helpless. The weird female voice in the toilet cried more that night. Eight generations of his ancestors all gathered around his bed and scolded him and beat him. He didn’t sleep well all night.
The next morning, as he was about to sleep under the quilt, he knocked on the door.
He got up from the bed impatiently, rubbed the pain spreading to his waist, opened the door with a stinky face and eyes open: “What’s the matter? I don’t buy insurance or a purifier.”
“Comrade, I’m sorry to bother you.”
Only then did Zhou Nan see that the person talking to him was wearing a police uniform, but he looked very kind. The policeman from the police station? He was a little nervous. Did he report his curse on the Internet?
“You, what’s the matter with you?” Zhou Nan glanced at the two men behind the policeman. The height on the left was about 1.8 meters, with a figure that made men jealous, and his appearance was even more hateful. Zhou Nan couldn’t help thinking. What’s the point of having to look good? It’s not about being a policeman behind the old policeman. The man on the right needs to be a little shorter, with a bare top of his head. Fortunately, he is kind, otherwise he might be recognized by passers-by as the big brother when he walks on the street.
“It’s okay, we just come to our door for a public opinion interview.” The policeman took out his ID, “Excuse me.”
Zhou Nan, who kept swearing on the Internet, was actually afraid to cause trouble. Seeing that the police had taken out his ID, he hurriedly opened the door and took two steps back: “Please come in please.”
“Ho.” The bald-headed man walked into the door and saw the empty drink bottles full of the house, and the takeaway boxes piled up on the table, he almost couldn’t get his feet off.
“The house is a little messy, just laughed.” Zhou Nan kicked and kicked the messy garbage in the house, finally clearing a trail, “please.”
This place is a little messy, it’s just a garbage pit. The bald man has a keen sense of smell and is very uncomfortable with the smell in the house. He opened the window of the living room unbearably, and did not dare to sit on the sofa with a thick layer of ash in the living room.
Zhou Nan grabbed his greasy hair and went to the refrigerator to get a few cans of drinks, but the handsome man refused.
“Thank you for your kindness, but we have a rule that you can’t take the people one stitch and one thread.” The handsome man seemed to be a little interested in the house where Zhou Nan lived. He stepped on the garbage and walked freely to the toilet door, “This is yours. bathroom?”
“Wait.” Zhou Nan thought of his experience during this period, hesitated, “There is something wrong there, you still don’t go in.”
Although he was very jealous of such a good-looking man everywhere, if something really happened to him, he had only a few conscience left, and he was not very peaceful.
The handsome man opened the bathroom door and took a look. Zhou Nan followed behind, looking at the yellow washbasin, dripping faucet, and dirty toilet. His face was a little red.
“The bathroom is quite large.” The handsome man closed the door and shut the smell of the toilet behind. Zhou Nan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If this continues, he will be embarrassed to death.
“I’ll go to other houses to investigate, and you two are watching here.” The slightly older policeman smiled at the two young men and hurried out of the house, as fast as they were running for their lives.
Zhou Nan felt even more embarrassed, but he couldn’t fault it.
“Hiss.” He twisted his waist and took a breath of pain suddenly.
“Injured?” The handsome man looked over with concern. His expression was so real that Zhou Nan could unconsciously tell what happened recently. Even the strange crying in the toilet was told to the other party. After speaking, he was surprised what he had said, and he quickly waved his hand: “Maybe I am too tired recently, so I have hallucinations. I didn’t promote feudal superstition thoughts…”
“I know.” The handsome man stretched out his hand and patted his shoulder. “Don’t be nervous, it’s not a big deal.”
“Brother Fu.” The breathable bald man standing by the living room window shouted, “The boss has notified the meeting at 11 o’clock.”
“I know, it can be done in half an hour here.” The handsome man glanced at the clock on the wall in the living room. Unfortunately, this dusty clock had already gone on strike. He could only take out his phone and glance at the time.
Zhou Nan took a peek at it. It turned out to be the latest model of a certain big brand. It is said that many people on the Internet are still waiting to buy it. This film police used it first. Just now I said that I wouldn’t take the masses one by one, and then he would take out the big-brand mobile phone. Zhou Nan felt a little uncomfortable thinking about this.
“My name is Fu Li. I am not an employee of the police station, but belong to another department.” Fu Li looked at the dejected young man with hair like a bird’s nest. “My colleagues in our department saw your post on the website. , So I came to your house to see.”
Post?
Zhou Nan was stunned. This handsome man who claimed to be Fu Li was talking about the haunted post he posted yesterday?
“What department are you? Is there really something unclean in my house?” Zhou Nan stepped back in fright, as if a few steps away from the toilet would be safer.
“Shhh.” Fu Li ignored him, but grabbed at the toilet door and dragged out a woman in white clothes from inside. Zhou Nan was so frightened by this scene that his legs were soft, and his body swayed and fell into the garbage dump, “What, what is this?”
“This is the toilet god, if you call her the toilet ghost. Humans used to worship the stove king or the toilet god. Some people worshipped with sincerity, and the family will give birth to spirits because of their beliefs. This is what you humans say. Family immortal.” Fu Li looked at the weak, crying toilet god in front of him, “She is your family’s immortal.”
“God, immortal… isn’t she a ghost?” Zhou Nan stammered, “Why do I have this kind of thing in my house?” He didn’t believe in these things, where did the faith come from?
“Of course she is not a ghost.” Fu Li touched the toilet god a little, the toilet god body became solid, and he also had the ability to speak.
“Thank you, sir.” The toilet god bowed to Fu Li Yingying, a family immortal with a very good temperament.
“You are already weak so far, why don’t you leave this home?” Fu Li was puzzled. He lost the worship of mortals. The toilet god can find new believers. Although there are few humans who believe in these things, they can’t be found, so why bother I feel wronged to stay in such a dirty and messy place.
The toilet god raised her head, revealing her delicate face: “Because I promised someone, unless Zhou’s descendants personally said that they no longer need me, otherwise I will never leave.”
Fu Li turned his head to look at Zhou Nan, Zhou Nan shook his head again and again in fright: “I don’t know that there is a fairy at home, if I know, I will definitely let her go free.”
“I remember that your immortal has a habit. If this family is noisy or acting unscrupulously, you can show a vision to warn them, why didn’t you do this?” Fu Li rarely appeared in the human world before, but he did. Heard the story of Jiaxian. For example, a family child who was seven or eight years old did not understand the rules. He often cried and ran to the kitchen to pee. Not long after that, the family’s meal suddenly became unfamiliar. No matter how much firewood was burned, it was useless. Later, the family promised The children must be properly disciplined, and life will return to normal after the incense and the kowtow.
However, after the child was disciplined, he became better and better. He was also admitted to the Jinshi. Later, the legend of a family immortal blessing his family was spread among the people.
The toilet god’s face blushed: “This Mr. Zhou, he doesn’t cook at all. Later I arranged for two snakes to come in and warn him. I didn’t know that there was too much trash in the house and provoked a lot of rats. Those two snakes finally ate the rats. I have to support it.”
“The promise of human beings is so important, so important that you would rather destroy your soul and stay here?” Fu Li didn’t understand the idea of the toilet god.
“He is a very good person. He has been able to see me since he was a child.” A warm smile appeared on the face of the toilet god. I am unwilling to take the last breath.”
“I promised him that he will stay at Zhou’s house well before he leaves with peace of mind.” The toilet god lowered his head and concealed the emotions under his eyes, “I have almost got used to it these years.”
Zhou Nan, who was sitting paralyzed in the garbage pit, was stunned. He heard that his father had given birth and that their family had been prominent. Two hundred years ago, an old, old, old ancestor was admitted to the Jinshi and became a local official. He was only a lifetime. None of them married, and died of illness in less than 30 years. They adopted this case from another house under the name of this ancestor.
In his memory, when his grandfather was alive, he would burn some joss sticks and paper money to pay homage to the stove prince, family immortal, and the like. After his grandfather passed away, his father would occasionally behave like this. In his generation, he forgot these things. Seeing this immortal now, the fear in his heart was gradually replaced by shame, but after touching the bruises on his body, he smiled bitterly: “My immortal, I know I did not do it right, but you beat me too. It’s too cruel.”
The toilet god said in a puzzled way: “My spirit body has almost dissipated recently, so how can I hurt you?”
Zhou Nan shuddered: “You mean, there are other ghosts in my house?”
Fu Li turned his head to look at Chu Yu, Chu Yu shook his head and said, “There is no breath of evil spirits.”
After seeing the signs, he said to Zhou Nan indifferently, “Maybe your ancestors who have not been reincarnate can’t stand it. They came to teach you.” The whole house was full of rubbish, smelly and unpleasant, even if it was lazy. No matter how sloppy it is, you shouldn’t turn your home into a garbage pit.
Zhou Nan shrank his shoulders and looked around the house in horror, as if he wanted to see if there were any ancestors around.
Fu Li ignored him and turned to look at the toilet god: “If this Mr. Zhou lets you go now, do you have a place to go?”
The toilet god shook his head: “Except for the Zhou family, I don’t want to touch any human family anymore.”
“Even if you’re going to die?”
“Yes, even if my soul is lost.” The toilet god nodded with a smile.
“Why?” Fu Li didn’t understand even more, “That human being has only been with you for dozens of years, so don’t you even want your life?”
The toilet god looked at the handsome demon cultivator in front of him, and chuckled softly: “Master Demon God, I probably don’t understand what love is.”
Fu Li said: “I understand, since I was young, many elders have loved me, and I love them too.”
“It’s not the same, that’s not the same.” The toilet god smiled more softly, looking at Fu Li’s eyes as if he was looking at an unknown junior, even though she had lived less than three hundred years, and standing in front of her was a The great demon who practiced more than 4,000 years ago said, “There is a kind of love that others can’t replace. You will want to be with him for life and life, and never be separated.”
Fu Li looked at the toilet god with pity: “But human life is very short. You can’t live with him forever.”
“Yes, but if it’s love, it’s good to fight day and night.” The toilet god saw the pity in Fu Li’s eyes and smiled softly, “Even if he is a human, I will recognize him.”
Fu Li doesn’t understand love, and it’s hard to judge whether this behavior is smart or stupid, but this affection deserves his respect. He thought for a while, and said, “If you don’t have a place to go, you can go to our place as a logistics staff. We have many female nuns like you.”
The toilet god smiled and said nothing.
“The Zhou family won’t need you as a toilet god in the future.” Zhou Nan stood up from the ground, his head downcast, he seemed a bit energetic at this moment, “I will take care of myself, you follow this handsome man named Fu Li Let’s go.”
He can’t sincerely worship the so-called family immortal. He lives in the virtual online world. People who live as a mass of mud are destined to not be able to get on the wall, nor do they want to drag other people into the mud pit together. What’s more, the toilet god and his old ancestor are lovers. According to the generation, he will call her old grandmother, let the old grandmother live with him in such a dirty house, his face is a little feverish.
The toilet god thought for a while, shook his head and said: “Please wait a minute, Lord Demon God, at least… I have to teach this child the ability to live independently before I am willing to leave with confidence. After all, he is… the descendant of… Take care of him.”
Zhou Nan wanted to say that he didn’t need others to teach him how to live, but in the face of rubbish in a place, he couldn’t speak out with confidence.
“Okay.” Fu Li agreed to the toilet god, and then placed a restraint on Zhou Nan, preventing him from telling anyone what happened today. According to usual habits, Zhou Nan should be taken away from this memory, but the toilet god wants to teach Zhou Nan to live independently. If Zhou Nan’s memory is taken away, many things will be impossible.
Who told him he has always been empathetic, so he chose a compromise.
When Fu Li and Chu Yu left, Zhou Nan saw the toilet god helping him collect garbage from the ground and jumped up from the ground quickly: “You, you are sitting, let me do this kind of dirty work.”
He swept away the garbage accumulated on the sofa and spread a towel on it: “Sit down, you sit down.”
The toilet god sat down with a loving smile.
Zhou Nan ran back and forth more than a dozen times before throwing out all the garbage at home, and then mopping the floor again. Halfway through, he was so tired that he was dizzy and said smoothly: “Old grandmother, does old grandfather look good? ?”
After finishing talking, he couldn’t wait to slap himself, what old grandmother, isn’t this looking for flirting?
But the toilet god sitting on the sofa showed a bright smile. She nodded and said, “Good-looking grandfather, your old grandfather is very good-looking.”
“There is no better-looking man in this world.”
Fu Li and Chu Yu rushed back to the department to finish the meeting. Fu Li probably understood the content of the whole meeting. It was about caring for the environment and nature. As soon as the meeting was over, he ran to Zhuang Qing and put his hand on his shoulder: “Go, let’s go eat.”
Once he said he wanted to accompany Zhuang Qing, he would definitely accompany him. Thinking that Zhuang Qing used to eat alone for nearly two thousand years, Fu Li felt that he must accompany Zhuang Qing to eat more to let him experience the joy of eating at the same table.
In Fu Li’s mind, Zhuang Qing is a lonely cabbage that grows in the ground, suffering from wind and rain, frost and snow every day, so pitiful.
The other colleagues in the meeting room who have not left have stopped, wanting to know how the boss fell in love.
Zhuang Qing turned his head to look at them, they shuddered in their hearts, and rushed out of the conference room without looking back. Huang Can ran slowly and was blocked by his colleagues. In a hurry, he turned into a weasel and squeezed out of the gap.
“What are they doing so fast?” Fu Li suddenly reacted, “No, Bao Yu must have made a lot of delicious food today. They ran so fast because they wanted to grab a limited amount of dishes from us!”
He grabbed Zhuang Qing’s arm and dragged the person outside: “Let’s run faster. We can’t let them get ahead.”
Zhuang Qing:…
Why did he accompany this stupid demon to do such a mindless thing? Running so fast, just to grab the food, he is dignified, and he lacks this stuttering?
With a stern face being dragged by Fu Li, Zhuang Qing’s mouth was squeezed, and it turned up.
“Grab my hand.” Zhuang Qing grasped Fu Li’s hand tightly, “I’ll take you to grab it.”
All the colleagues in the management office felt like a golden light flashed around them, looked around, but found nothing.
“The speed of your Golden Dragon clan is fast.” Fu Li grabbed his favorite fish and shrimp, and divided Zhuang Qing into a fish in a good mood. “This point can’t compare to other monsters.”
Zhuang Qing took a big bite of the fish that Fu Li had assigned to him, raised his chin, and said nonchalantly, “It’s nothing.”
“In the future, as long as Bao Yu prepares delicious dishes, I will bring you to grab them. They will definitely not be able to grab me.”
After the fish had eaten one third, Zhuang Qing hummed blankly.
So there was another little yellow croaker that was distributed to him on his dinner plate.
“Is there any weird incident where you went to check today?” Zhuang Qing asked.
“Yes, it’s a toilet ghost.” Fu Li told Zhuang Qing what happened. “I just don’t understand. The love of just a few dozen years is so important that she gives up everything?”
The little yellow croaker on Zhuang Qing’s chopsticks fell on the dinner plate. He bowed his head and wiped the oil splashes on the table blankly: “You don’t understand too many things.”
“Do you understand?”
Zhuang Qing looked up at him and said: “If I love someone and am more ambitious than her, I will not only pursue day and night.”
Fu Li was stared strangely by Zhuang Qing’s eyes, and he even felt like a rabbit dancing in his heart: “Well, that’s really more ambitious.”
“Well, it’s good if you understand this.” Zhuang Qing lowered her head and put the little yellow croaker into her mouth and ate it gracefully.
“Your eating behavior is so beautiful, like my previous pet.”
“Shut up and eat, noisy!”
“Oh……”
The underage rebellious period is really hard to serve.
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Small theater: The author can’t think of it tonight, only _(:з」∠)__(:з」∠)__(:з」∠)_
I heard the story about Jiaxian from my hometown when I was young. For example, you can’t just fight with the family-protecting snake, otherwise bad things will happen. In addition, if the house is always smoky and noisy, there may be snakes, frogs, or unfamiliar food as warnings.
I remember a child in a family who was very noisy, crying during the day and crying at night, and then a big snake suddenly appeared in the house. These things may be just coincidences, or a kind of lie that adults coax children to obey. After a long time, everyone will believe them to be true. So everyone just listen to it as a magical legend, don’t take it seriously.
Believe in science and take the road of scientific development concept!
Good night~
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