Don’t Discriminate Against Species - 111. Misunderstand
Zhuang Qing looked at Fu Li, and suddenly laughed after a long time, and walked to Fu Li and leaned forward slightly. The distance between him and Fu Li was so close that he could feel each other’s breathing: “I feel a little stupid, how can I expect Do you know too much about your elm head?”
“Zhuang Xiaolong, you seem to be attacking me personally?” Fu Li was used to Zhuang Qing’s approach. Even if Zhuang Qing suddenly approached, he didn’t evade him, but instead reached out and poked his forehead affectionately. , “No matter how big or small, who is Elm’s head?”
With a chuckle, Zhuang Qing walked to Fu Li’s side and walked side by side with him: “Let’s go.”
“Where?” Fu Li felt Zhuang Qing stretched out his hand to embrace his shoulder, and patted the opponent’s hand on his shoulder.
“To eat with the elders, you must prepare more ingredients.” Zhuang Qing took the Fu Li and walked out, “They have not appeared in the human world for so many years, and they must be interested in human food. We go to the supermarket to prepare more.”
“Not going to work?” Fu Li glanced at the time, and there were more than forty minutes to get off work.
Zhuang Qing raised his eyebrows: “As a leader, I occasionally want to be late and leave early.” After saying this, he dragged Fu Li out of the Underground Locking Spirit Array.
“It’s nice to be young.” Kunpeng leaned on the railing, watching the two juniors walk out of the gate with their backs on their shoulders, and said to the scorpion, “Natural enemies can come together. Is this the legendary miracle of love?”
After experiencing the Nine Heart Tribulation, Fu Li is a completely evolved big monster roar. There are many recipes for roar, but dragon meat should be a big supplement to roar. Fu Li stayed with Zhuang Qing every day, and he was able to withstand the temptation of delicious food. This self-control is really not comparable to ordinary monsters.
The scorpion smiled: “This is the miracle of life.”
Some established destiny changes, which always makes him feel particularly good. Looking at the staff who were avoiding them, he said to Kunpeng: “Go, go back to sleep.”
Standing here again, those juniors were shocked.
Kunpeng glanced at the cowardly management office cultivators with disgust, shook his head and sighed, it was really a misfortune in the cultivation world.
Although the population of Kyoto is much smaller than usual, many shops on the streets and alleys are replaced with festive songs, and the red lanterns are swaying in the wind, which really has a taste of the year.
There was a classic New Year song in the supermarket. As soon as Fu Li entered the supermarket gate, he received a leaflet saying that the consumption of more than 500 yuan, a gift of a red dragon doll, and a gift of more than 800 yuan, a pair of dragon and rabbit dolls.
Only then did they remember that this year is the Year of the Rabbit, and after tomorrow night, it will be the Year of the Dragon.
Looking at the photos on the flyer, Fu Li said to Zhuang Qing: “These two dolls are pretty cute.”
“Yeah.” Zhuang Qing whispered in his ear, “Unfortunately you don’t look like a rabbit now, you are more like a Samoyed dog.”
“I can miss my childhood.” Fu Li stuffed the shopping cart to Zhuang Qing, “Walk around, let’s buy more things, and if we make up to 800, we will have dragon and rabbit dolls as gifts.”
Zhuang Qing: “…”
There is a free gift is to pick up the bargain?
All kinds of meat were stuffed into a large truck by Fu Li, and finally came to the grain and oil area. Fu Li was dazzled by the selection of various brands of edible oil. He squatted in front of the shelf and looked up at Zhuang Qing, “Which oil is good?”
“If you don’t like to go into the kitchen, don’t embarrass yourself with this kind of problem.” Zhuang Qing picked up a barrel of oil and put it in the shopping cart. Go to their gate at night to pick it up.”
“Okay.” Fu Li nodded, looking at a car filled with various things, “but what are you doing with those gift packages? It’s useless.”
Zhuang Qing said with a calm expression: “You haven’t seen the leaflet saying that if you spend more than 5,000 yuan, you will not only give away dragon and rabbit dolls, but also four-piece silk bed?”
“Oh.” Fu Li suddenly realized, “Are you trying to make an order?”
“Yeah.” Zhuang Qing pushed the shopping cart to the wine area and picked the best bottle from it. He doesn’t have the habit of collecting red wine. There is no such thing as Lafite in eight years or Bordeaux in seven years. He can only buy two bottles in the supermarket to join in the fun.
“Zhuang Xiaolong, you really have a good sense of family.” When Fu Li saw Zhuang Qing had bought red wine, he whispered, “I don’t like to drink red wine.”
“It’s okay.” Zhuang Qing said in his ear, “I don’t like to drink either, it’s just the occasion.”
The wine area used to be the major domestic brand-name wine sales areas. A pair of young men and women were choosing things. The boys were pushing a large cart, and the girls seemed reluctant to buy the most expensive wine.
“You have bought so many things. Why are you buying alcohol? Don’t waste money. My dad doesn’t like drinking.”
“It’s the first time I went to meet my elders at your house. How could I be negligent.” The boy kissed the girl tenderly, “What if they don’t want you to marry me? You didn’t say you wanted to buy it last time. The silk quilt, the supermarket will give us a set if you make up for 5,000 yuan, which is more cost-effective.”
“You are really…” The girl was ashamed and angry, and patted the boy lightly. She looked up and saw Zhuang Qing and Fu Li, her face flushed even more.
Fu Li: “…”
He looked at the shopping cart on his side, and then at the shopping carts of the men and women opposite, inexplicably thinking of the rumors about him and Zhuang Qing outside.
They look like this, it seems… really a bit like the posture of a human being to meet his partner’s elders.
“Do you want to buy this wine?” Zhuang Qing asked in a low voice.
Fu Li shook his head: “There are a lot of wines that have been brewed for thousands of years at home. These wines are not good.”
“Okay.” Zhuang Qing didn’t seem to see what was wrong with Fu Li, and took him to the snack area: “Look at what you want to eat.”
Fu Li immersed himself in picking it up, and after taking away the boxes of chocolates on it, he found a few human girls holding mobile phones behind the shelf.
Looking at Fu Li, the girls looked a little embarrassed and hid their mobile phones behind them.
Fu Li didn’t care about their behavior, smiled at them, turned around and stuffed the chocolate box into the shopping cart, then said with a sad face: “It’s full.”
“You wait here first.” Zhuang Qing stuffed the filled shopping cart into Fu Li’s hand, stepped on her long legs, and pushed an empty shopping cart over again, putting Fu Li on the shelf. All the snacks you were interested in were swept into the car, “See what else you want to buy?”
“Yeah.” Fu Li nodded, and followed Zhuang Qing to the deli area.
When the two walked away, several little girls covered their faces and whispered: “I didn’t expect Mr. Zhuang Donghui and his assistant to come to the supermarket to buy things. It was really sweet and down to earth. Mr. Zhuang took the snacks on the shelf to shop. When the car was swept, it looked so handsome.”
“The little assistant smiled so tenderly. He didn’t blame us when he saw us secretly taking photos.” The little girls looked at the videos and photos on their phones, fearing that sharing videos would cause trouble to Zhuang Qing and Fu Li. I want to share the dog food they have eaten with everyone.
It is too painful to know the secret but not to be able to tell it.
The two bought too many things, and the cashier scanned the barcode on the package for a long time before reporting the price: “A total of 4,956 yuan, thank you for your patronage.”
“It’s still 44 yuan?” Zhuang Qing stopped when he took out his mobile phone. He glanced at the small shelf next to him and found a box of strawberry-flavored chewing gum with a price tag of 68. He took a box and said, “Plus this. ”
Nowadays, the merchants are really dark, and it is so expensive to sell chewing gum during the New Year. But for the four-piece silk bed, Zhuang Qing reluctantly bought it.
“Okay.” The cashier smiled on his face and scanned the price code of the chewing gum. “After paying the bill, please take your purchase slip and go to the gift area on the right to get your gift.”
“Thank you.” Zhuang Qing paid the bill with her mobile phone, picked up large and small shopping bags, followed Fuli and walked out of the payment area.
After receiving various gifts, the two of them hung bags all over their bodies. Walking out of the supermarket, Fu Li heard a song in a nearby store, and a woman sang “a chicken in her left hand, a duck in her right hand, and a fat baby on her back” in a cheerful tone, and said to Zhuang Qing. , “The way we are now, is it a bit like what we sing in the song?”
“Who’s daughter-in-law is busy walking around.”
“It turns out that she is going back to her parents’ house.”
Zhuang Qing turned to look at him: “Somewhat like?”
Fu Li: “…
If this misunderstanding continues, he may really be responsible to Zhuang Xiaolong. I don’t know if these rumors will affect Zhuang Xiaolong’s search for a wife? Fu Li thought about it carefully, and felt that there might not be any banshee in the cultivation world worthy of Zhuang Qing, so he was relieved that the most important thing for a newly-adult demon is career, and the matter of marrying a wife should not be rushed.
Putting everything into the trunk, Fu Li stuffed himself into the co-pilot, and said to Zhuang Qing: “Why do human beings create so many festivals, don’t they dislike the trouble?”
“Probably this is a human need for emotion.” Zhuang Qing started the car. “Human emotions are very complicated. For them, festivals are feelings and joy. These festivals make their lives more interesting.”
“Now the cultivation world also likes to follow the human festival, is it because of this reason?” Fu Li took off his coat and closed the car window.
“Perhaps, after living for a long time, you will be bored with finding things to do. No race is better at playing than humans.” Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li, “fasten your seat belt.”
“Oh.” Fu Li buckled his seat belt and said to Zhuang Qing, “You are right. In terms of playing, there is really no creature that can compare to humans.”
Back at the villa, Zhuang Qing went to tidy up the things in the kitchen and refrigerator, Fu Li sorted out the things he bought from the supermarket just now, and saw which ones needed to be taken to Fei Palace. Leave all the gifts, some snacks, and bring raw meat and cooked food.
“This chewing gum box is so big.” Seeing that there was a box of chewing gum in it, Fu Li felt that doing housework was a bit boring, so he was about to take it apart and eat a piece. After being opened, there is a small square plastic bag inside. The bag is not chewing gum, but a tool that hinders reproduction.
Holding this thin little bag, Fu Li’s expression was a little complicated. Why did Zhuang Qing buy this?
“Zhuang Xiaolong, what do you buy this for?” As a demon Xiu, Fu Li felt that healthy mating/mating behavior was not too difficult to tell. It’s just that he doesn’t understand. He is with Zhuang Qing almost every day, and he doesn’t know who he has the urge to mate/mate.
Zhuang Qing put his chicken feet with pickled peppers into the Qiankun bag. Seeing Fu Li holding the box of chewing gum he bought, he replied smoothly, “I bought it for you. The strawberry tastes pretty good.”
Fu Li shook his hand slightly, and stuffed the box and the small plastic bag into the Qiankun bag.
Could it be that Zhuang Xiaolong wants to mate/mate with him?
“What’s the matter?” Zhuang Qing brought out a dish of pecan kernels and put it in front of Fu Li. “Eat some walnuts first, and I will tidy up immediately. I just picked it up easily. If you don’t like the strawberry flavor, you will change it next time. Kind of buy.”
“This…” Fu Li was a little tangled, “It’s not a matter of taste, right?”
“What’s the problem?” Zhuang Qing was busy packing her things, and didn’t have the energy to discuss with him which gum tastes better. “Eat more walnuts to nourish your brain.”
Fu Li stared at Zhuang Qing’s busy back, put the bowl on his lap, took out the phone while eating walnuts, and found a forum that was said to be able to solve any difficult problem.
This forum is what Fu Li heard from his colleague Zhang Shan when he was a security guard at Yuanyue Hotel, but he did not like this invisible communication method, so he never made any comments on the forum.
After registering an account quickly, Fu Li found the emotional exchange area.
The mighty and majestic rabbit: I went to the supermarket with my good brother. He secretly bought a box of condoms and said it was for me. What should I do with this kind of thing?
Brother Lemon: Is the host a male or female?
Seeing that someone took care of himself so quickly, Fu Li quickly replied his gender.
“Do Uncle Feng and Uncle Kang like to eat jam?” Zhuang Qing found a jar of jam delivered by the garden from the kitchen, and stood at the door of the kitchen watching Fu Li, “If they don’t dislike these jams, I will take them.”
Fu Li nodded casually: “Okay.”
Zhuang Qing saw that Fu Li was busy playing with his mobile phone, thinking that he was playing sokoban and eliminating music, so he didn’t bother him any more, and started to decide what to bring.
As soon as Fu Li refreshed the page, there were already dozens of replies under the post. He was a little touched, human netizens are really enthusiastic.
Crabs are not tasty: how to deal with this kind of thing, of course go to bed happily with him.
Huaduuo: The host should not listen to the nonsense upstairs. You and your friend are of the same sex. He buys a condom and hints to you, which shows that he has that meaning for you. But do you like him, can you bear the eyes of others?
Seeing this building, Fu Li felt that the eyes of others were not a problem. The problem was that he regarded Zhuang Qing as a brother, but he didn’t expect that the brothers would want to sleep with him.
I’m a handsome guy invincible: two men, just think about it and it makes you sick.
On the following floors, netizens scolded this person as “I’m a handsome man invincible.” Fu Li said quietly in his heart that he was good at scolding. Regardless of the sex, humans and demons can fall in love with emotions. What’s so strange about men and men, women and women?
In this regard, humans are a bit narrow-minded, and they have not yet imagined other animals and plants in nature.
Panda’s Tail: The original poster, as a person who came by, I think you should figure out the true feelings of your friends. If you don’t like him, please tell him clearly, but don’t hurt him. After all, it takes a lot of courage to silently love a same sex. If you like him too, stay with him. Don’t be afraid of rumors, don’t be afraid of others’ eyes. Life is short, and it is not easy to find a close lover.
Fu Li turned his head to look at Zhuang Qing, this question seemed a bit serious indeed.
Crabs are not tasty: As I said, just sleep with him and you will know whether you love or not love.
Fu Li:…
It turns out that some humans are so simple and rude.
As soon as he refreshed, there were a lot of replies, mostly ridiculing or curious about what happened between him and Zhuang Qing, only a small part of them were sincerely making suggestions. Sure enough, watching the excitement is the mainstream of mankind?
“Done?” Zhuang Qing walked over and saw that Fu Li had finished eating the pecan kernels, and took the plate away and put it on the coffee table. “Let’s go, let’s go to the garden to get vegetables.”
“Oh.” Fu Li put the phone into his pocket and squeezed Zhuang Qing’s wrist.
Well, it can be confirmed that after he had physical contact with Zhuang Qing, he was not disgusted.
Zhuang Qing looked down at her sleeve. The new shirt he put on specially just now had a little more printing on it.
“Fu Li, wash your hands after eating.” Zhuang Qing gritted her teeth.
Fu Li: “…”
Maybe it was because he thought too much, Zhuang Qing didn’t seem to have any particular reaction to his physical contact.
The style of the Pastoral School is very similar to their names. What they love most is planting, planting vegetables, trees and herbs. In the entire cultivation world, there is no school that is better at planting than them. Every Chinese New Year, there will be many people ordering at Tianyuanpai to buy some Lingmi Ling Cai Ling Guo, so that the New Year will be more prosperous.
This year is a little different from previous years. Although Tianyuan faction was busy up and down, the elders of the martial art still prepared an order personally, because the owner of the order was Zhuang Qing. For so many years, Zhuang Qing had never specifically placed an order with the Pastoral School during the New Year. This time, he finally made an exception, and the entire Pastoral School did not dare to sloppy things.
The young disciples in the school spread the incident, so half of the people in the cultivation world know that Minister Zhuang, who has never been new year, is buying New Year’s Eve this year to prepare for New Year’s Eve. Someone who is well informed and good news learned that Zhuang Qing came back to pick up the goods in the evening of the twenty-ninth.
“Here, here comes.” A pastoralist disciple ran into the main hall, “Minister Zhuang and Fu Daojun came together.”
Other moments of watching the show realized that Minister Zhuang’s style this year was different from that of previous years, and the accompanying dragon was different.
When Zhuang Qing and Fu Li met the elders of the Pastoral School, the elders gave Zhuang Qing the ordered dishes and fruits, and gave them an extra jar of jam. “The sect is under the care of Minister Zhuang so much, this jar jams you and Mr. Fu Dao. Take it back and eat.”
“Thank you elder.” Fu Li thanked him holding the jam.
“You are too polite.” The elder smiled very amiably, “The old man wishes the two happy Spring Festival, and the relationship is getting better and better.”
Fu Li: “…”
He knew that this rumor had spread throughout the entire cultivation world.
“thanks.”
In a daze, he heard Zhuang Qing say this.
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Chewing gum: I am innocent~
Good night~
Thank you for the following big overlord ticket: [not finished]
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