I Am Loaded with Passive Skills - Chapter 1591

[Chapter 1518: I’m not joking, Dao Xuanji, my patience is limited and I love the common people]

“Dao Qiongcang, what are you crazy about?”

The storyteller stared for a long time, but couldn’t help but speak out.

The road to Xuyue Gray Palace would be boring and boring, if it were missing Dao Qiongtian.

No, the show of the Sword Immortal Battle in the Central Realm has just ended, and this guy can’t rest for a moment and has started a new life.

He is currently tinkering with what he has in hand…

“My Lord, call it the ‘Smiley Mask’.”

Dao Qiongcang is not stingy about introducing his proud invention to others. He believes that the desire to share is a high-level desire that cannot be curbed.

After tinkering for so long, when someone finally showed interest, he handed over the thing in his hand, “Do you want to try it?”

Where is this mask?

The mask was stuck in front of his face, and what Dao Qiongcang was holding in his hand was clearly a hood, or helmet!

“No.”

The storyteller refused outright and disgustedly, but still couldn’t help but wonder, “What’s the use?”

Dao Qiongcang grabbed his helmet and said nothing. He pushed up the flesh on his cheeks and opened his mouth. He pursed his lips into a slit and started to laugh.

“Oh my god…”

“Don’t mention it!” The storyteller was the first to interrupt the spellcasting.

“This is the Tianji Mask.” Dao Qiongcang lifted up the helmet in his hand and explained himself, “As long as you put on this magical ‘smiling mask’, no matter what your cultivation level is or what angle you look at it from, the wearer will be smiling. …Even if you are looking at the back of my head, I still have a face and am still smiling, isn’t it amazing?”

The group of people all stopped in their tracks.

After swiping, he rushed forward again, as if he didn’t want to be forcibly detained.

The storyteller opened his red lips again and again, and finally decided not to ask.

As long as this topic is not continued, the saucy old man will have no way to continue.

What my brother said was indeed true. This guy’s puberty came belatedly, after he turned fifty.

“You really want to try this mask!” Who would have thought that he was just half a step behind, and Dao Qiongcang caught up with him and wanted to put the helmet into his hand.

“No.” The storyteller ran towards his brother.

“You have many questions to ask.” Dao Qiongtian began to chase around Bazun.

“No!”

“It’s okay to ask, I will answer you one by one. This mask is very interesting…” ”

Get out!”

Dao Qiongqian asked for trouble after being thrown away, and put the helmet on his head. ” Hee hee.”

The weird laughter coming from behind made several people’s scalps go cold.

But this time, no one looked back. Everyone walked faster and faster, for fear that someone would continue the topic.

“Hehe.”

The laughter appeared again.

It’s like putting it next to someone’s ear, blowing cold wind and laughing at the same time, making people want to shiver.

“Don’t…”

The storyteller couldn’t help but turn around.

It didn’t matter. He shuddered.

Dao Qiongcang didn’t know when he started walking backwards, showing his butt to others, and at the same time he was moving back and forth like a crab. His hands were moving fast and his steps were fast – otherwise he wouldn’t be able to keep up with the speed of everyone.

Even so, there really is an extra human face on the back of his head.

The face’s nose is a nose, and its eyes are eyes. In short, it is lifelike, just the smile squeezed at the corner of the mouth, matching his eyes – no matter which angle you look at it, he will stare at you and smile, it’s so weird.

“Are you sick?!” The storyteller almost slapped him.

“Hehe, smiley mask.”

“Huh, endure, endure… If they don’t play with you, don’t follow them!” The storyteller shook his head, stamped his feet, and walked away quickly.

“Hehe.” The wind blew up behind his head again.

The storyteller’s hair stood on end, and he punched him behind with his backhand. As a result, he turned around and walked backwards to Dao Qiongtian, which was actually a few steps away from everyone else.

“So, what function does it have?” Without even looking back, Ba Zunzun pulled the storyteller aside and asked what someone wanted to be asked.

“Hehe.” The back of Dao Qiongcang’s head suddenly beamed, “As I said, the smiley face mask means that no matter what angle you look at it, I always have a smiling face.”

Bazun looked back.

Dao Qiongcang bowed to him, without moving his head and turning around from the neck down. Even so, there was still a smiling face on his head.

“Hehe, it’s awesome. Do you want to give it a try?”

“…Thank you, no need.”

Bazunzhen couldn’t bear it anymore and touched Gou Wuyue with his elbow.

Gou Wuyue turned around and saw a smiling face on Dao Qiongtian who was walking with his shoulders slanted – where his ears should have been.

Not to mention, Gou Wuyue stared at it carefully for a while, but couldn’t see any flaws. Even if he looked with his spiritual sense… No

matter how he scanned, there were no blind spots in all directions. He could only see the smiling face of Dao Qiongang, not the smiling face. The back of his head.

“He means, what’s the point of making a smiley headgear with this kind of function?” Gou Wuyue hesitated for a long time and asked for Bazun.

“Hehe, it’s a smiling mask.” Dao Qiongcang first corrected his wording, and then said, “Always smile, and good luck always comes.” “That’s it?” ”

Hehe

, isn’t this enough? In life, you must For the sake of meaning, isn’t it allowed to do a meaningless thing?”

These words successfully blocked Gou Wuyue’s words.

“I’m sick.”

“It’s not serious.”

“What the hell…” Lian Wei crazy couldn’t bear it anymore.

Amidst the low curses, Dao Qiongcang walked from behind to the front of several people, singing and dancing on the sand, like a beautiful swan.

“Oh oh oh~ Happiness is priceless~ Let me tell you, if you wear it all day long, you are wearing a mask. Putting on a mask like this is called taking off the mask… Ning Honghong, I want to try the taste of happiness “Is that so?”

“Go away, whoever loves the broken mask wears it, anyway, he doesn’t wear it!”

“Yeah yeah yeah~Long live happiness~Senior Wei crazy, you have never been released in your life, in fact you don’t know, you at the entrance of the corridor of the ruins of the God-killing Officer , is the real you, why don’t you put on a mask for fun?”

“Come on, I can’t even wear your mask until I die!”

“Oh~ Lao Gou…”

“Sorry, let’s get out of the way.”

“Yeah~ Xiaoba… ”

Did you offend someone?” Ba Zunzhen held his four fingers against the spinning head in front of him.

Dao Qiongcang paused for a moment, his head came out of the hood, and he spun around magnificently. He opened his hands wide and said with a smile: “No, why do you say that~”

With a snap, Ba Zunzhen threw the limp hood on his face, “It’s nothing, I just suddenly thought of something.” “What words?”

”

Reach out your hand so as not to hit the smiling man.”

The smile on Dao Qiongcang’s face remained unchanged. , after snorting, he put the hood back on, “It’s funny, Xiaoba, how could you have such naive thoughts?” ”

I hope I’m naive.”

Dao Qiongcang then selectively ignored this boring guy, and then After turning around a few times, he came to Wei Kuang, gesturing to his smiling mask, “Would you like one? I’m very happy~”

Wei Kuang had no expression on his face and pointed to the sky.

“What do you mean?”

“Unless the sky falls.”

…

The atmosphere in Shenghuan Hall was so solid that it seemed like the sky was about to fall.

Beibei, Xi and others looked at their noses and hearts, but they didn’t dare to say a word, for fear that making some noise would attract the attention of the Emperor.

“I’m afraid…” Seeing no one around, Dao Xuanji could only stand up on her own. She finally thought about it and changed her words:

“You don’t know that during your absence, the Holy Temple has A lot of things happened.”

Of course Ai Cangsheng knew that a lot of things happened.

Shenghuan Temple has changed, and the feeling given by the people here has also changed. It can be seen from the inside.

If nothing happened, who wouldn’t let Wei An protect him and rush into the battlefield again and again, forcing himself to give up the opportunity of the Ancestral God’s destiny.

It is even more impossible for him to end the battle with Shen Yi prematurely and return from the ruins to commit suicide.

Therefore, something huge must be happening on the top of the holy mountain.

And these, Ai Cangsheng is too lazy to get a bunch of lies after communicating with others, and then go to Dao Qiongcang to confirm.

He just wanted to see that person for the first time.

He doesn’t believe in anyone, he only believes in the sky!

“The sky is falling, let Dao Qiongcang come out to see me first.”

Ai Cangsheng said bluntly again, not hiding his contempt for everyone present.

Old Yu’s eyes narrowed to a slit, and he didn’t dare to laugh out loud. His dead fish eyes flickered through the slits and glanced at the main seat.

Dao Xuanji took a deep breath and said bluntly: “Dao Qiongcang, defected to the Holy Mountain!”

The hall was filled with dead silence.

Ai Cangsheng’s mind ran away from home for three breaths, and he finally realized what this sentence meant.

The corner of his lips raised, and he was about to speak.

Dao Xuanji knew that his reaction would be wrong, and was afraid that he would not understand, so she continued:

“I am not joking. Dao Qiongcang colluded with the Holy Slaves and the ghost beasts to kill the Judge of the Heaven Ladder and fled in fear of crime. He is now wanted by the Holy Temple. You can kill me!”

The main hall fell into dead silence again.

Ao Sheng, Fang Fang and others were terrified, wondering how Emperor Cangsheng would react after learning all this.

This time, Ai Cangsheng’s smile froze on his face for more than ten breaths before his mind could return.

This unsmiling guy who has been sitting in Guimu’s wheelchair all year round is still smiling when he raises the corners of his lips.

Well?

Everyone realized something was wrong.

How could you still laugh?

Mr. Cangsheng was personally invited by the Taoist Palace Master to guard the Holy Mountain. It can be said that the relationship between the two is as strong as iron. How can he still laugh after learning such news?

Dao Xuanji also felt ridiculous.

At this time, loving the common people’s smile is more uncomfortable than crying.

The lovely common man was indeed smiling. After laughing, his eyes turned cold and he ruthlessly scanned everyone in the hall. He looked at the details of cuffs, collars, and the inside of skirts…

and then looked at the carvings on the beams and the walls. cracks, and the pearl on the ceiling…

Finally, he glanced at the rotten flesh on his side…

as if he was looking for or identifying something?

“Don’t make trouble.”

After a pause, Ai Cangsheng said calmly and said to the air: “I don’t have time to play with you, come out.”

Hiss!

Xi’s forehead went cold for a moment.

He felt he understood it, but it was not as incomprehensible as Fangfang – Lord Cangsheng thought that the Master of the Dao Palace was still in the Holy Mountain and was joking with him?

Dao Xuanji’s brows were raised high, as if she was about to cry, and finally her expression calmed down and she repeated:

“I am not joking.”

Ai Cangsheng seemed to have been touched by some sensitive nerve, and then took a closer look at the man who called himself “I” Dao Xuanji, from her light eyebrows, to her high chest, to her fly whisk, to her black boots… there

are no flaws at all!

And this, my friend, is where your flaw lies!

Ai Cangsheng sneered: “It’s always fun for men to dress up as women?”

Huh? Xi’s eyes suddenly widened.

What’s the meaning? Wait, the amount of information in this sentence seems a bit large?

But it was these two subconscious stress reactions that made Xi Hui suffer endlessly, because the Emperor of Cangsheng suddenly turned his eyes coldly.

“Uh…” He turned into a goose, and the words were stuck in his throat, unable to come out at all.

Ai Cangsheng didn’t say anything, just stared at him, as if he wanted to penetrate, penetrate, and stare him to death!

Outsiders would think that the master of the Dao Palace is a sacred and solemn position, but Ai Cangsheng does not think so, at least Dao Qiongcang is not such a person.

There is a reason why people of his generation nicknamed Dao Qiongcang “Saobao Lao Dao”.

Dao Qiongang’s appearance is serious, that’s for the outside world.

Internally, he is an extremely sultry person who likes to joke, is playful and fun-loving, and always has naughty ideas and clever ideas… a clown!

As long as it happens enough times, it will always succeed – Ai Cangsheng has been successfully punished so many times that he is afraid of being punished.

This time, he had not left Shenghuan Palace for decades and was tricked out. The old slut would definitely greet his return in an alternative way.

At this point, Ai Cangsheng was mentally prepared when he visited the Ranming ruins.

In fact, Ai Cangsheng believes that the person who keeps coming to kill himself and return home may be part of the prank.

Now that the Shenghuan Hall is so decorated and everyone has become so weird, Yu Lao must be a real theatergoer… No, not necessarily.

In short, everyone may have been transformed by Dao Qiongcang in order to cooperate with the ugly drama he directed and acted!

Ai Cangsheng then stared at Xi, trying to find some clues.

But as usual, to no avail.

He fell silent.

A completely flawless… Tianji puppet?

“Sorry!” Xi couldn’t bear the pressure anymore and apologized, “Lord Cangsheng, I didn’t mean to…”

“Is it that simple?” Ai Cangsheng said coldly.

ah?

What else to do?

“I know you want to apologize to me.” Ai Cangsheng waited impatiently, “But in this way, isn’t it sincere enough?”

Huh?

Sincerity?

What more sincerity is needed?

Xi was stunned. I was just shocked that the two of you were having a little too much fun. It was good enough that I verbally apologized for not overreacting. Is it possible that I still have to…kneel down?

“That’s enough!” Dao Xuanji saw something, and also knew what Ai Cangsheng had misunderstood.

The junior looked at it. As the new master of the Holy Temple Hall, as the person who would ask Ai Cangsheng to take action next…

Due to emotions and reasons, she should not let Ai Cangsheng continue and let others see the joke. She could only speak out. Interruption:

“Like you, our time is precious and we never joke.” ”

The fact now is that Dao Qiongcang has defected to the Holy Mountain, and I will temporarily take over the position of palace master.”

Ai Cangsheng frowned when he heard this and stretched out his hand. At the same time, his eyes unconsciously slipped towards Mr. Yu…

Mr. Yu’s body was shaking like chaff.

Love the common people thoughtfully.

His action was clearly to stop Dao Xuanji from continuing to talk nonsense, but soon, he shook his head and laughed, and slowly turned his forward hand upward, showing the palm of his hand: ”

It’s okay, you continue.”

Yu Lao scratched desperately. He lowered his head, his face turned red from holding back, and he remained silent.

So funny!

It’s been a long time coming, it’s so fun!

The corner of Dao Xuanji’s mouth twitched twice, feeling unable to argue, and her voice was a little weak:

“I’m really not joking…”

“Love the common people, Dao Qiongcang not only defected to the Holy Mountain, but also took Gou Wuyue and Wei Feng away, and also They released ghost beasts and greedy gods to attack Yujing, forcing Mr. Fang and Mr. Zhong to go down the

mountain to protect the city.” “At the same time, Xu Xiaoshou led a crowd to attack, threatening to massacre the city before climbing to the Holy Mountain. It happened that the Holy Mountain was short of manpower. , out of desperation, I can only order someone to call you at the site of the God-killing Officer.”

Dao Xuanji had already tried his best to focus on the key points.

She didn’t expect that the first thing she had to do after inviting Ai Cangsheng out of Ranming Ruins was to win his trust.

What kind of games do those two men play on weekdays?

Is this what a man’s world is like?

Even though her heart was bitter, Dao Xuanji’s thoughts were clear. She selectively skipped some unspeakable things and tried her best to state the facts about the enemy: ”

Xu Xiaoshou is one against three, and his combat power has been able to block many half-saints.”

“And. Our people either entered the ruins of the God-killing Official, or were taken away by Dao Qiongcang. In short, there is a vacancy in the Holy Mountain.” ”

Xu Xiaoshou contracted with ghosts, beasts and greedy gods to understand the secret of life…”

“Xu Xiaoshou borrowed blood from the God-Slaying Official. With the help of the imitator and Ye Xiaotian, he once again understood the secrets of space…” ”

Xu Xiaoshou fought against the Sword Immortal three times. Although the delaying strategy was successful, he also understood the second realm of Douban, and it is suspected that he also understood the secrets of the sword…”

said At this point, Dao Xuanji paused and felt ridiculous – as if she was really joking to the people who love her.

But everyone in the hall can testify that this is not a joke. Dao Xuanji paused and continued:

“Even Yujing City, in order to delay Xu Xiaoshou’s mountain climbing, gave him…” ”

That’s enough.” Love. The people don’t want to hear it anymore, because they really can’t stand it. These excuses and scripts are too bad, too lame, and too ridiculous.

“I’m not kidding!” Dao Xuanji repeated this sentence countless times. She knew what he was thinking and pointed outside the palace. “You have the eye of the great road. See for yourself. Look down the mountain.” “Dao

Qiongtian. .” Ai Cangsheng just stared at her very calmly, “I said, that’s enough.”

“I! You’re not joking!” Dao Xuanji suddenly shouted, her face turned red, “No!!!”

“Dao Qiongcang, you You know, you are not humorous.”

“Love the common people! You only need to take a look down the mountain first! Take a look before you speak!”

“One, put away your magic array and apologize; two, I will shoot you an arrow. , you choose for yourself.”

“I don’t choose! You take a look first! Look!”

The entire Shenghuan Palace was about to be roared to pieces, everyone was walking on thin ice and trembling with fear.

“Okay.”

Ai Cangsheng pursed his lower lip, turned his wheelchair, and looked outside the hall.

The Eye of the Avenue opened at this moment, and as far as the eye could see, the protective formation of the Guizhe Holy Mountain was fully opened, and the Jade Capital City at the foot of the mountain…

Ai Cangsheng’s eyes suddenly blinked.

The Jade City at the foot of the mountain is missing?

Instead, there were several spiritual masters and ancient sword cultivators.

Not to mention, he is quite a good person.

Mr. Fang also came out, watching the show like a puppet. Mr. Zhong was also watching the show…

Xu Xiaoshou was indeed there, Mei Siren, Ye Xiaotian, etc. were all there, as well as Feng Tingchen… There were so many people .

unimportant.

Not important at all.

Ai Cangsheng turned the wheelchair and turned back.

“Did you see it?” Dao Xuanji’s eyes lit up slightly.

Ai Cangsheng still looked at her calmly and shook his head speechlessly: “One, the magic array is closed and I apologize. Two, I shot you an arrow and I apologize to you.” ”

You have seen it all!” Dao Xuanji is really going crazy. , “You, you, you… you clearly saw it!”

“Yes.”

“Then, you also saw it in Yujing City!”

“No.” ”

No, I mean, Yujing…” ”

So I said , Illusion Formation, take it away, apologize to me.”

“Love! Cang! Sheng! I mean! Yu Jing City was taken in by Xu Xiaoshou! He has a world! He took Yu Jing City… just like that, he took it in , Xuanji’s formation, even Kyoto’s formation, can’t stop it!” Dao Xuanji pointed at Beibei, her fingers blossomed into a flower, “Bet! A delaying strategy! Understand?!”

Ai Cangsheng took a deep breath, He stopped talking, turned his head, and grabbed the Evil Sin Bow, the nine supreme artifacts at his waist that were taller than a human being.

“Love the common people! I am not joking, all of this is true!” Dao Xuanji retreated.

Ai Cangsheng raised the bow and pulled back his right arm. The bow was like a full moon and directly locked the opposite head:

“Dao Qiongcang, I can tell you without joking…”

“My patience has its limits.”

[End of This Chapter.]