I Am Loaded with Passive Skills - Chapter 1840
[Chapter 1840]
[Chapter 1,719: The best thing is like suffering on the water, the bad thing is, ask my friend for advice and perform a sacrifice show]
Chapter 1717: The best good is like water and the worst is suffering. Asking for advice, my friend sacrifices
a dog that shows human form…
The five realms are silent, and everyone is frightened when they hear it.
At first, everyone didn’t understand why Zhu Yiyi had to be counted after he came out, and why he had to open the bag after counting.
There is nothing in the bag of tricks, but Zhu Yiyi…
tells a story?
At the beginning of the story, as soon as “There is a beast” came out, some people had a bad premonition.
So cool!
It’s a moment that everyone is waiting for.
How about you, shaking your head and saying “There is a beast” to everyone?
But “beast” is connected to “shou”. At first, everyone thought that Master Shou wanted to boast in public – borrowing Zhu Yiyi’s mouth, it was also his mouth, it was the same!
But then, after listening to the whole article… no, even just hearing the last few sentences, some people’s expressions changed drastically.
Where is this bragging?
This is completely insinuation!
On the surface, it is describing some kind of humanoid dog beast throughout the article – not even the word “dog” appears. As everyone listened, they got the concept of “dog”.
In fact, after listening to it, everyone already knew it well.
Humanoid canine beast, doesn’t that mean “loves dogs”!
“Isn’t the clairvoyant eye the eye of the great road?” ” Since it keeps shooting, isn’t it the scene
when the arrow of the sinful bow is launched?”
Cloth?”
“You like to tie yourself up, don’t you criticize the limitations of the common people, do you like to tie yourself up first, just for the pleasure of the moment of release?”
It’s terrible!
When the image of Zhu Yiyi, who had no taboos and thought about everything, came in the missionary mirror, the five realms finally understood what “foolish people have stupid blessings”…
Oh, no, it’s those who don’t know who are fearless!
He really dared to recite it, the preaching mirror was trembling, Feng Xiaoshuang even trembled when he heard it, he didn’t realize that something was wrong, but he was still reciting it!
The key point is that Feng Xiaoshuang seems to be really hard to remind…
How do you remind me?
Oral mention?
Sound transmission?
Even if you are not afraid of being intercepted, heard, or asked back by Zhu Yiyi, repeating her reminder…
what should be the content of the reminder?
“This beast is a dog-loving beast, don’t read it, you Zhu!”
This reminds me that if the word behind the beast in this article is not a dog-loving one, and Zhu Yiyi splashes the dirty water, the crime will be done. Can Feng Xiaoshuang bear the burden alone?
And no one reminded me that there was really no word “stop” in Zhu Yiyi’s dictionary!
He not only read.
He even read it catchy.
He scolded the beast for being afraid of light and hiding in the Holy Mountain of Guizhe for thirty years, with its legs and feet transformed into the shape of a wheelchair making it difficult to move around.
He called the beast tame and obedient. If Master Shou drove it to the East Region, it would go to the East Region. If Master Shou drove it to the South Region, it would go to the South Region.
He scolded the beast for being forbearing, even if Zhu Yiyi came out with the half-saint status and the soul fragments of Pei Yuan, and counted dozens of them in front of everyone, he would not move.
Even now, after reading this article “The Wild Beast” in front of everyone, this beast’s heart is as solid as ice and remains unmoved.
——This is actually the case!
But…
how could it not move?
That beast must have been stunned and angry!
An article called “Beasts from the Wilderness” does not include love for dogs in every word, nor does it contain love for dogs in every sentence. The words are concise, the semantics are puns, and there are no curse words.
“Are all ancient sword cultivators so yin and yang?”
There have long been rumors that compared to ancient swordsmanship, Master Shou’s verbal swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world.
During the war in the past, if given enough time, he could use a broken mouth and a tongue that sparkled like a lotus flower to damage people’s hearts and mess up their minds.
The mouth sprayed over the six heads, the sword master Rao Yaoyao, the saints on Void Island, all equal beings in the heavens and the world… and maybe the ancestor gods.
The mouth is the body.
The body is just incidental.
What does “seeing once is worse than hearing a hundred times”?
Now, after witnessing Master Shou “using Zhu as his mouth and talking about dogs spraying love” with their own eyes, the spectators in the five regions were amazed.
The most important thing, if you think about it carefully…
this “prehistoric beast with great tips and tricks” was given to Zhu Yiyi long before Lord Shou of the Dead Sea beat Pei Yuan.
Even the word “counting” was decided early on.
At that time, Master Shou would have thought of everything that would happen today?
No, it should be said that at that time, he had planned everything and was still trying to whet everyone’s appetite in advance!
The purpose is to get everyone to pay attention to Zhu Yiyi, and then hear, sing, and promote the original version of the Primordial Beast after “The Primordial Beast” appeared in this world?
“The Great Emperor of the People…”
At this moment, the people in front of the Five Realms Preaching Mirror mourned in silence for their love for the people.
Too bad!
Sure enough, when fighting Master Shou, you just can’t give him time. Once time is given, this name…
“This will be infamy for thousands of years, right?”
“Who in the world still doesn’t know about “dog love” and “prehistoric beast” in the future? Wow, quack!”
“Once someone mentions this battle, this article “Dog Love”…oh no, this article “Ancient Beasts” will definitely be inevitable!”
But then again, don’t give him time?
The sleeves are in Master Shou’s hands, and the initiative is in his hands.
Allowing Master Shou to take the initiative and force him into the Dead Sea is the greatest initiative that the Holy Temple can take…
What a contradiction!
So uncomfortable!
The ultimate discomfort, the discomfort of being manipulated and plotted to death from the beginning to the end!
“And Zhu Yiyi has such a bad mouth…”
What’s even more amazing is that even the supporters of Emperor Cangsheng with the best temper can selectively not understand the contents of the tips bag note.
But Zhu Yiyi muttered every sentence after reading “The Wild Beast”. No one could ignore this, and their lungs were blown away!
The kind of subconscious rhetorical questions, unconscious gossip, and cold sarcasm are like cutting flesh with a dull knife, every time, every twitch, which makes people miserable.
“You just stab our love gate to death with one sword!”
“Is this also planned in advance? It must be so, despicable Xu Xiaoshou!”
“The great prehistoric… Bah, the great emperor of the world! This is tolerable, but who can’t? Wow!”
…
the best is like water.
The worst is the worst!
In the Southern Region, Zhong Yuanzi listened to the entire “Ancient Beasts”. As an outsider, he felt numb.
His vest, palms, and soles were all cold, trembling, and sweating.
Fortunately, this envoy is not sitting on a ten-god seat, nor does he have the appearance of a ten-god seat.
Fortunately, I can’t get involved in the war between you. Fortunately, I am an ant. I am not worthy!
It is easy to hide from an open gun, but difficult to guard against a hidden arrow.
This kind of fight without the sight of swords and blood is even more terrifying than fighting with real swords and guns.
“Xu Xiaoshou is really an evil son!”
Zhong Yuanzi used to persuade the loving people to shoot arrows, but now he really wanted to persuade the loving people to be patient and not to be impulsive.
But…
Xu Xiaoshou is really a traitor, a thief, and a villain!
He just wanted to force the Great Emperor to take action.
He just wants to break his rock-solid Taoist heart of loving the common people.
He even predicted all that would happen today and wrote it into “The Wild Beast”.
“Yes, if you can even tolerate such humiliation, then loving the common people is not what he described in this article…”
“‘Knowing its gentleness, it is not easy to get angry, and when you beat and scold it, your heart is as solid as ice'”? ”
Such an evil son, looking at the five realms, I am afraid that only by summoning the Dao Palace Master can he defeat Xu Xiaoshou’s treacherous plan.
But Dao Qiongcang is already Xu Xiaoshou’s best friend!
When the two of them get together, it is the ultimate interpretation of collusion and collusion!
“No solution…”
Zhong Yuanzi trembled and glanced to his side from the corner of his eye.
He no longer dared to look at it with his straight eyes, nor did he dare to scan it with his holy thoughts.
He is afraid!
Afraid of disturbing the semi-saint!
Beside, the ancient beast in the wheelchair… Oh no, I love the common people, I have been sluggish for a long time.
He just listened to the beginning of “There is a beast” and then to “Abnormal human form”, and he touched the sinful bow.
He understood.
Hate being too smart!
But people are curious.
Nothing happened, and he decided not to take action.
If I love the common people, I really want to hear how Xu Xiaoshou would describe himself. What words can he say in this world that can break his heart to protect the Tao?
“Ancient Beasts” came out in response to the world.
After listening to this article, I can no longer lift the evil sin bow of loving the common people.
The man was leaning on the wheelchair, as if he had been dead for half a day, and his body was completely rigid.
However, Zhong Yuanzi could see a bit of anger on the dark face that had been splashed with ink.
So angry.
Who is not angry?
Even the dead can be brought back to life by the evil man!
When Ai Cangsheng returned to his soul under “The Wild Beast”, the air pressure around him suddenly reached freezing point, and the land thousands of miles away collapsed and shattered.
“Ugh!”
Zhong Yuanzi grunted, almost gushing blood from the heavy pressure, and hurriedly escaped.
Don’t care about me!
I’m a bastard!
After escaping from the terrifying field, looking back, we can see that with Guimu’s wheelchair as the center, the surrounding wasteland was lowered into the gravity field.
Even the preaching mirror, the preaching mirror that was still photographing the love for the common people, snapped and cracked with spiderweb patterns.
“Don’t cum! Hold on!”
“Since I’ve forced you to this point, it means that a bigger backhand is waiting for you. Maybe after you cum, there will be something even more annoying… Then you can’t cum even more!”
Zhong Yuan I really want to shout these words.
How dare he? He knows that he understands it, and he probably understands it too.
But…
that Xu Xiaoshou is really not a son of a human being!
…
“Stabilize!”
“Look, the Great Emperor, he has actually stabilized his mood!”
The image of the Five Domains Missionary Mirror was divided into two parts from the beginning, and now it is divided into three parts.
The new picture appears, there is only one person who loves the common people.
He drew his bow in the distance and pointed at the void. His face was as dark as ink, but he seemed to be hesitating whether he should fire the arrow or not.
However, this picture is separated by many cracks, cutting the love to pieces and making it blurry.
People in the Five Realms no longer care about these details.
That’s understandable!
Even if this preaching mirror is broken and the picture cannot be seen, everyone can still accept it, and it will be easier to accept it.
It’s not broken?
Fengjia Niu!
This legendary mirror can actually withstand the heavy pressure of the great emperor after being irritated and angry, and spread the anger of his dog to the world… The Feng family deserves to enjoy the West!
“Do you want to shoot?”
“You should shoot!”
“I can bear this. Isn’t he just like what I said, ‘when he is beaten and scolded, his heart is as solid as ice’?”
In front of the missionary mirror, everyone is looking forward to it.
But after waiting for a while, Ai Congsheng really deserves to have the magnanimity of a great emperor, and this can be tolerated.
He slowly put down the evil sin bow.
In the blurry and broken picture, everyone saw the Cangsheng Emperor’s chest rise and fall violently several times, as if he was taking a deep breath.
At this moment, Zhu Yiyi, the central protagonist of the Holy Mountain scene, who didn’t know that he had been pointed at by the evil sinful bow once, said with brisk steps:
“Where’s the dog?”
He hadn’t left yet.
He turned back again and again to look at Feng Xiaoshuang.
Falling in the eyes of everyone is equivalent to looking at the world, but also looking at loving the common people and interrogating the loving common people!
“I’m about to leave. Where’s the dog you mentioned?”
The only response he received was the violently trembling image of the preaching mirror.
Feng Xiaoshuang’s unspeakable pain is beyond words, and Feng Xiaoshuang’s fear of fighting can be seen in the mirror.
“Tsk.”
Seeing no response, Zhu Yiyi shrugged and gave up waiting completely.
Things should have ended here.
But it was the last moment, and Zhu Yiyi was stunned to shoot another rainbow fart.
He turned around suddenly and rushed to the preaching mirror, almost touching Ai Cangsheng’s face, still smiling.
This crooked face startled everyone.
What’s more, Zhu Yiyi grinned his crooked teeth again, stretched out his finger and pointed at Ai Cangsheng on the side screen:
“But let me tell you, Master Shou has every plan, and it is impossible to say the wrong thing.”
“He’s not wrong, that means I’m blind… Oh, no, there should be a transparent dog somewhere, but it is a transparent dog after all. Uncle Zhu, I can’t see~”
After saying this, he shook his head and looked careless. , took out the Xingjie Jade Talisman in public and crushed it into pieces.
…
“Boom!!!”
There was a loud explosion.
Each of the three images in the preaching mirror was extremely shaken.
This long-lost sound of “If you don’t go out on weekdays, the world will be shocked; if you don’t move on weekdays, the earth will ring”, it really shocked everyone, even if they were already prepared.
“I’m cumming!”
“I’m finally cumming!”
“I’ve been holding it in for so long, this one is definitely a big one!”
“Cum to pieces for me! This piece of shit is so disgusting and bullying.” He’s a transparent dog, what a f*c*king talent.”
“Yes, he definitely did it on purpose! Absolutely!”
The arrow of the evil sin bow was sent from the Southern Territory and traveled across time and space.
Appearing in a flash, high in the sky above Guizhe Holy Mountain, he turned into an evil god’s arrow, crushing the avenue of heaven and earth.
“Time and space jump!”
As soon as the dirty word “transparent dog” came out, Feng Xiaoshuang realized that her life would definitely not be saved if she stayed any longer.
What bullshit missionary mission?
Die!
I want to live!
Feng Xiaoshuang jumped in time and space with a sword and left the battlefield in advance, leaving the preaching mirror on the spot.
Zhu Yiyi was confused by the frightened bird, but he did not stop pinching the jade talisman in his hand.
Becoming a saint was something he had longed for for a long time.
When I think about it, after I come out of seclusion, I can find all the treasures in the world, and all the rare treasures in the world can be taken and snatched.
So happy~
“Pa.”
The jade talisman shattered.
Zhu Yiyi held his breath.
It felt like he had experienced a wonderful journey through time and space and across two realms, as if he had ascended to heaven.
In terms of feeling, the person seems not to have moved, still staying in place.
What the hell?
Zhu Yiyi didn’t think there was something wrong with the Xingjie Jade Talisman.
Master Shou loves me more than he loves that damn Li Fugui. How could there be anything wrong with what he gave me?
“Bang!!!”
Suddenly, a loud noise exploded in the air, interrupting his thoughts.
Zhu Yiyi cracked, shattering below the kneecap and falling to the ground.
While he was in a hurry and subconsciously took out the copper plate, he glanced sideways and saw that before the copper plate was thrown out, his pupils were already dilated.
…
My name is Zhu Yiyi
…
“Ahhh!”
“Stop, stop, stop!”
“Impossible! Impossible! This is impossible!”
After living for so long, I was only arrested by the Taoist Palace Master. , Zhu Yiyi panicked.
But even then, there was never such a great horror that his whole life would flash through in a blink of an eye.
When I looked back…
when I saw the evil god arrow…
that damn thing ran out on its own!
“Master Shou! Save me—”
Blood burst out from Zhu Yiyi’s orifices, his eyes were about to burst, and he forcefully shouted to stop the past life.
He doesn’t want to die.
He really doesn’t want to die.
His life has just begun.
He had just finished paying homage to Master Shou on Void Island, and had just served Master Shou in prison…
“Uncle Zhu, I have obtained the status of a semi-saint, and my wonderful life has just begun. Who wants to kill me? Who can kill me?”
“King of Heaven. Even if I’m here, you can’t kill me!”
“Ah, ah, give me a life—”
The people of the Southern Region have a stronger desire for life than the people of the other four regions.
Zhu gritted all his teeth and wanted to move.
But the overwhelming holy power came with the evil god’s arrow, suppressing him to the point of being unable to move, and at the same time shattering the apricot world jade talisman in his hand faster than he could.
Buzz!
The space vortex opens.
Dragon Apricot Spirit did not agree to Evil God Arrow’s application to enter.
…
“Save me!”
“Senior Long Xing, save me!”
The holy power is unparalleled, and it’s like being in danger.
The world has finally witnessed once again how desperate normal people, except Master Shou, would be when they are targeted by the evil god!
Zhu Yiyi split into a bloody man.
He couldn’t even flick the copper out of his fingertips.
The whirlpool of space opening next to you is like the last floating board you suddenly found when you are drowning…
But so close, it feels like a world away!
He couldn’t even move, let alone approach, reach, or even step into the space vortex, so as to enter the apricot world and avoid the evil god’s arrow!
“Lord Long Xing!”
Long Xing paid off his hard work.
The space vortex closed with a snap.
But before closing, a ball of golden “blur” was thrown out, like a blessing.
“What the hell?”
Everyone in the Five Realms was stunned.
Is this what Master Shou said “nothing happens”?
Nothing happened, could it mean that nothing happened to Shouye, nothing happened to Xingjie, and nothing happened to Zhu Yiyi?
“Holy shit, Zhu Yiyi turned out to be an abandoned child!”
“Golden thing? Energy? Is it a blessing?”
“Long Xing: Save you? Sorry, my ancestral tree can’t do it, but I am the same as my master. , I also wish you “nothing will happen”… Hahahaha! ”
…
Boom!
The void exploded.
Long Xing’s blessing seems to have taken effect.
The evil god’s arrow entered his eyes, but exploded in the air – this arrow was actually not aimed at Zhu Yiyi.
After the arrow shattered, it turned into a concrete gray-black field, isolating the Guizhe Holy Mountain ruins battlefield and the Holy Continent.
“Exile?” At the Dead Sea, Feng Zhongzui’s interpretation suddenly appeared:
“It should be the realm of banishment. The Emperor of Mansheng understands people, and he knows that the first arrow will break the jade talisman of the apricot world.”
“After isolating Zhu Yiyi, he passed After the possibility of jade talismans and other treasures entering the apricot world, the next step should be to kill…”
“It seems that he has the intention to kill!”
Speaking of this, Feng Zhongzui couldn’t bear it. He glanced at Master Shou and secretly moved the preaching mirror towards him.
He did not speak, and everyone in the five realms heard the words of the camera:
“Master Shou, have you really abandoned Zhu Yiyi?”
But Xu Xiaoshou, one of the parties involved, sat firmly in the dead sea, and even took out two peaches from nowhere in his hand. The core started to appear on the disk, and Youzaiyouzai said leisurely:
“Tell everyone a story.”
Story?
Ghost story!
Your Zhu Yiyi is on the verge of death, why are you here serving walnuts to everyone and telling stories?
Are you on the first floor of the sky so wild? Are you putting on such a big show? It turns out that you are playing the sacrificial style?
If you love the common people, you dare to shoot. Zhu Yiyi dares to die. If you are drunk in the wind, you dare to shoot. Master Shou is also really brave to speak out.
His story has no prelude, let alone any foreshadowing. It sticks to the point of loving the common people and starts like this:
“Before fighting the beloved dog, I once asked my friend for advice…”
[End of This Chapter.]
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