I Am Loaded with Passive Skills - Chapter 2009

Chapter 1885 Humiliation

Spirit Lake Sword Sea, just when everyone was looking forward to it, the sky and the earth suddenly lost their color.

The whole world darkened in an instant, and a strong light suddenly appeared from the sky, blinding everyone’s sight.

When you open your eyes and look up, you can see a black figure with a light behind it, walking confidently out of the crowd, like an immortal walking with a majestic momentum.

“Buzz!”

The sea of swords shook in unison.

All the ten thousand swords had sword thoughts, which transformed into energy and flowed upwards.

The Ten Thousand Swords, which had originally submitted to the tyranny of the Eight Lords, suddenly changed direction and “uncontrollably” prostrated themselves towards the figure, as if they had welcomed a second sword emperor.

“this……”

Those watching the battle from the five regions were all horrified.

In this world, there are only a few who can mobilize the thoughts and names of so many swords in the sea of swords and use them like the Eighth Sword Immortal…

You can count them with one finger!
“Suppress me, eh?”

“It must be him!”

“Absolutely! At least at this moment, Shouye is never absent.”

This little thing…

Mei Siren’s eyelids twitched, without even needing to look.

When he counted the famous swords and found that the only missing one was Yanmang, he knew what his student was going to do.

Brother Beast…

Su Qianqian raised her eyes and looked up, and what flashed back to her mind was the little embarrassment when Brother Xiaoshou taught her the reverse sword-riding technique.

Now he has used the reverse sword-controlling technique, from the Tiansang Ling Palace’s hegemony to the top of all the ancient sword practitioners in the five regions.

Xu Shao…

Xiao Wanfeng also had eager eyes.

No matter how self-righteous an ancient swordsman or how arrogant a young man was, when Master Xu appeared, everyone had to step back consciously.

“Shou Ye! It’s Shou Ye!”

Around Linghu Lake, everyone was paying attention, their eyes flickering and their thoughts wandering.

The preachers of Zhang Xing, led by Hongniang, immediately focused their cameras on the figure in the sky, shouting passionately and describing countless glorious achievements.

“The sky is one foot high and eight masters are taller than the saints, and the saints are ten feet taller than Xu Xiaoshou!”

The legend of the Eighth Sword Master dominating the entire generation is something that later generations can only listen to as entertainment after dinner.

In this era, regardless of whether they are young, middle-aged or old, almost everyone lives under the shadow of Shou Ye.

Even the Eight Lords have been defeated.

So far, Shou Ye has never been defeated!
Even if the Holy Emperor or the Ancestral God is in front of him, he can mediate.

Everyone wanted to give him the cold shoulder, but he never did. Instead, he kicked the door open, causing the owner inside to fall into his hands more than once.

“No matter how fast I hurry, I have finally joined in the fun… Ba Zun’an, I am not late, am I?” A light laugh came from the sky, stopping everyone’s wandering thoughts.

The auspicious clouds dispersed and the cranes flew away.

The tall figure who appeared with all kinds of strange visions was solid, with fluttering clothes and a handsome appearance, attracting the attention of the whole audience. It was undoubtedly Shou Ye.

Being the center of attention did not make him feel awkward. He thoroughly enjoyed it. When he looked around, he found that not many people dared to look him in the eye, which made him feel proud.

“hiss!”

Step into the void and take a long breath.

Feeling the gaze of the whole world following her, feeling the nourishment of fame, the woman who had just given birth felt as comfortable as if she had just urinated, and shivered slightly.

——It was this kind of simple and crude pleasure!
He glanced at Gu Qing, the one, two, three, four of the Sword Burial Tomb, at Xiao Kongtong, Xiao Wanfeng, at Lei Shuangxing, Luo Leilei, at Feng Tingchen, Gou Wuyue, Mr. Siren… Everyone lowered their heads.

There is no such thing as humbleness, and everyone will take it for granted as a respectful gaze.

very good!

Only when all living beings fear me can I be called a real man.

This is the treatment that only I can enjoy.

But at this moment, I have finally had the experience – I died so many times before I could feel happy once. You are really not a human being!

I once had a dream: to shout out “I am a congenital master” among ten thousand people and gain ten thousand passive points.

Everyone laughs.

He doesn’t have such superficial dreams.

His dream was to tell a long-planned legendary story in public under the spotlight of the whole world:
“Thirty thousand years ago…”

Everyone raised their chin, their voice was vague, and Faner just came together.

“Xu Xiaoshou!”

Hua Changdeng, who was not far away, stared at them and interrupted them sternly, as if he wanted to settle the past.

waste.

Even I, the Great Emperor, can’t see it.

How can the ultimate state of the Great Dao of the Will be understood by ordinary people like you who have transcended the Dao? The whole world is under the guidance of all people!
All people and birds do not care about Hua Changdeng. He waved his hand and pushed it away, signaling the ants not to make noise, and then continued to preach to the Five Realms.

His dreams were modest.

The deity started fishing at Qianshi and made himself appear before the three ancestors of demons, medicine and evil spirits.

Although he said it was a good time, anyone with a discerning eye could see that his death was approaching.

So if you have a dream, you should realize it as soon as possible, because if it’s too late, I’m afraid you will have to pretend to be someone else in your next life:
“Thirty thousand years ago, the Sword God once watched the moon from the top of the Sword Tower.”

“For three full days and three nights, I absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, the creation of heaven and earth, and then I felt…”

The matter of Sword Ancestor?

Hua Changdeng narrowed his eyes and really stopped talking.

He had never heard of this story. Could it be that Xu Xiaoshou had gone to the Sword Tower and came back?

“Shou Ye is really awesome, Hua Changdeng doesn’t even pay attention to me?”

“Could it be that the Sword Ancestor’s past is related to the 21st famous sword in the Eighth Sword Immortal Collection? Is he trying to give the Eight Masters some inspiration?”

“Looking forward to it, rubbing my hands, what’s next? Sword Ancestor has some feelings. What did he feel?”

The eight emperors wearing black crowns and black robes looked like emperors, and they felt anxious for no reason.

Why did Xu Xiaoshou come out?
What did he want to do?
Everyone ignored him and continued to talk. But in the midst of everyone’s expectations, he changed the subject:
“I haven’t eaten or drunk for three days. Even a strong sword god must feel hungry.”

“Man is iron and rice is steel. The Sword Ancestor took out a banana from his space ring on the top of the Sword Tower.”

?

Ba Zun An staggered, his premonition was right!
He almost lost his footing and fell from a high altitude, clearly knowing what was going to happen next.

banana?

Hua Changdeng doesn’t understand, but Hua Changdeng respects.

Those who listened to the teachings in the five realms did not understand, but the five realms also respected it.

After all, he is the boss, so it is completely acceptable for him to insert some of his own exaggerations into the legendary story.

“Hurry back, hurry back, bananas and the like are not important, Sword Ancestor has a feeling, what did he feel?”

After giving everyone enough time to brainstorm, he nodded, not knowing what he was talking about, and then went straight to the point:

“The Sword God’s hand slipped and he didn’t hold the banana.”

“A banana fell from a sword tower that was ninety-nine stories high, but it didn’t break. Question: What did the banana become?”

Hua Changdeng’s thoughts suddenly stopped.

At a certain moment, he thought about it and felt regretful for following Xu Xiaoshou’s words just now.

He looked at Xu Xiaoshou, waiting for him to turn around and get back on track, but he kept silent and acted mysterious, as if…

It was as if the story had been told!
“What the hell?”

“Bananas? They are worldly things. I also have apples!”

“Is Shou Ye crazy? What is he talking about? No, no, there must be a deeper meaning. I have to follow Shou Ye’s train of thought…”

The Spirit Lake Preacher once again felt the immense power of the Lord.

The comments started to flood the screen, and the craziness was no less than when the Eighth Sword Master and Shou Ye appeared on stage. Everyone was very excited, and the answers were varied:

Some say that when a banana splits open, a banana eater jumps out;

Some say bananas don’t split, but mine did split;

Others say that bananas haven’t changed, just like you, my Lord, are really like this, you haven’t changed at all…

“Xiao Wanfeng, you are a young swordsman, a man who is making great progress. Please answer this seemingly trivial question of mine.”

The Lord is too serious.

He called out a good student by name.

He acted as if it was a matter of course and even took the initiative to point out that “it seems like a joke”. This made all the jokers in the Five Domains feel so ridiculous, so they started to think seriously about the answer to the question.

Xiao Wanfeng pondered for a long time and tried to say, “The banana split open, and the twelve swords of the Sword Tower flew out. Did the Sword Ancestor open the door to the mysterious way and ascend to heaven?”

Hiss!
The five regions gasped.

This is really possible. Xiao Wanfeng is worthy of being the owner of the divine sword Xuan Cang. He is really something!

“disuse.”

“I told you the bananas weren’t smashed, what are you thinking about?”

“Just a reminder, the banana is no longer a banana, it has become a mutant.”

Shou Ye gave a hint, this time looking at the taciturn Lei Shuangxing, his voice turned into a Taoist sound, mysterious and ethereal:

“Those who are good at seeing are often trapped by what they see, and those who are good at thinking are often taciturn and alone. This is what is called ‘cows and sheep walk in groups, while wild beasts walk alone’. This is the way to be a person with a firm will to the Tao.”

“So the tears flowed in pairs. In your opinion, what became of the banana?”

Lei Shuangxing originally didn’t want to pay any attention to Xu Xiaoshou.

The phrase “a person with good insight” made him feel that in such a formal occasion, Xu Xiaoshou, who seemed to be out of touch, had finally become mature and serious.

He also thought carefully before daring to give a highly praised answer in front of the world:

“The ‘banana’ variant shows that banana is not an ordinary banana. It should represent the Sword Master himself.”

“The Sword Ancestor can hold the sword, so how could he make a mistake and lose himself? This is the fact. It shows that the way to enlightenment is profound. Perhaps the door lies not in the sky of nothingness, but in being down-to-earth and consolidating oneself.”

The five realms suddenly became clear.

It turns out that this is possible to understand it.

It is worthy of the Holy Slave’s tears. The sword opens the mysterious door not from the sky, but from the feet, one step at a time, to achieve the great way!

“Strong, this guy.”

“I said that those who survived the Lei family disaster must be extraordinary people.”

“Lei Xier was taking risks at the crossroads. I thought his brother was watching from Linghu Lake. It turns out he has his own understanding. Ancient sword cultivators should not be underestimated!”

“No, how can this be strong? I think so too…”

The comments of various preachers flooded the screen, and everyone looked at Shou Ye, waiting for his judgment.

This is indeed the case, and today, Mr. Shou has a commanding position and is qualified to instruct his peers.

His attainments in swordsmanship, if not the best under the Sword God… then if Hua Baruo dies in battle, then he can be said to be the best.

But seeing that Shou Ye was refusing to be polite, he waved his hand and directly rejected Lei Shuangxing’s answer:
“What a mess you are talking about, it’s all bullshit, I can’t understand anything you are saying!”

Lei Shuangxing was stunned.

He doubted himself for a moment.

Meng felt that he shouldn’t doubt himself, and then he began to wonder if Xu Xiaoshou was still playing around?
No…

Not to this extent…

Because of the Lord, he turned to look at Hua Changdeng!
Only then did the world understand that this question was originally prepared for Emperor Hua Sheng – the front was all foreshadowing, and the back was the true meaning of Tao, and he also wanted to discuss Tao!

Hua Changdeng stared at Xu Xiaoshou.

Hua Changdeng felt a little anxious for no reason.

How absurd! He also recalled the shock he felt when he was named by Mr. Mito in the classroom during his kendo enlightenment. He clearly knew the answer, and inexplicably became serious.

“Hua Jianxian…”

“Um.”

“One day without seeing you feels like three years…”

“Um.”

“Three days of absence is like the ninth autumn…”

“?”

Hua Changdeng was suddenly dazed and almost distracted.

Realizing that something was wrong, he held his breath and concentrated, and found that Xu Xiaoshou did not take the opportunity to attack him, or to take away his ghost hunting skills. Instead, he sighed and said,
“My beloved is still the same, but it seems like a lifetime ago.”

“The Way is always there, but following it is hard, harder than ascending to heaven.”

“Hua Jianxian, let me ask you…what did the banana become after it fell to the ground?”

High in the sky, the eight statues were tottering.

He really couldn’t bear to hear the word “banana” anymore, and he couldn’t bear to look at it at all, so his toes were tightly curled up.

He knew the answer and hated himself for knowing the answer in advance, so that now he looked at Hua Changdeng and everyone in the Five Regions who were thinking seriously…

Looks like a clown!

Should I answer?

For a moment, Hua Changdeng didn’t want to follow Xu Xiaoshou’s rhythm – he followed him once in Yunshan Emperor Realm, and the ancestral stone tablet was stolen.

But Xu Xiaoshou was too serious!
“Unfortunately, I also have a pot of wine.”

He suddenly moved, reached forward, and took out a golden cup and a pot of wine.

He poured wine into the cup, and then there were more than just ancient sword cultivators from the Five Realms…

“I have wine too?”

Even in front of the spirit refiner, a golden jar appeared.

There was also a virtual statue of Shou Ye standing high in the sky, just like the eight statues at that time, pouring wine for the people.

He is more generous!

He poured drinks for everyone!

Shouye held the golden cup in front of him and raised it high forward to show his respect to Hua Changdeng, but in the end he did not drink it from his lips.

Instead, he chanted and poured wine into the Spirit Lake, with a heroic spirit:
“I have a pot of wine, enough to comfort the world.”

“Pour all the water from the rivers and seas to give drink to the people of the world.”

The eight masters were all stunned.

Knowing the answer, he was stunned by the last sentence.

The Five Realms were paying for the Lord’s generosity. How could they not give him this face? They kept saying “OK” and drank the wine in their glasses.

Hua Changdeng was held up…

He couldn’t believe that the Xu Xiaoshou who said “Pour out all the water in the rivers and seas to give drinks to the people of the world” was the same Xu Xiaoshou who had played hide-and-seek with him in Yunshan Emperor Realm before.

He took a deep breath, grabbed the golden cup in front of him, drank it all in one gulp, smashed the cup and laughed:
“Good!”

“What a banana!”

“From what I have seen, the Dao that the Sword Ancestor lost 30,000 years ago may now be in the hands of you, Xu Xiaoshou, or in the hands of the Eight Masters of Sword… Then, show us your moves. I will give you the honor of ‘giving drink to the world’.”

Hua Changdeng was no longer restrained. He stretched out his hand and threw the ghost hunter into the sea of swords.

Xu Xiaoshou was full of heroic spirit, just to help the Eight Masters to achieve fame and enlightenment.

Why not give it a try and see if the mysterious power of his swords after they are gathered together can really suppress his three sword ghosts?

The ghost hunter is placed in the sea of swords.

Everyone saw it and Shou Ye was stunned.

Hua Changdeng raised his eyes upwards, his gaze slightly burning.

But the eight statues in the sky were not in the right state. Their bodies were tense and their shoulders were shaking, as if they were trying their best to suppress something…

Reason told me that something was wrong.

But after the reality of “giving a glass of wine”, the enthusiasm of the Five Realms told me that it was not me who was wrong.
Hua Changdeng frowned slightly, and his mood eased a little.

Everyone couldn’t understand at first. Was it because he was too enthusiastic about “giving drink to the world” or was it because his Yi Dao Pan Ji Jing was a little too advanced that Hua Changdeng actually took the initiative to give him the sword…

This was not in his plan.

My highlight is not over yet, and I haven’t even taken out my Yanmang yet. I have other plans for your ghost hunting!
“Hua Jianxian…”

“Um?”

“Your understanding…”

“I was wrong?”

Looking at the serious Hua Changdeng, he swallowed his saliva with difficulty and gave it his all.

He was even trapped by himself, feeling a little embarrassed:
“Brother Hua, your music is too high for most people.”

“Your insights are certainly unique, but my assessment is that they are too profound.”

Seeing that everyone’s emotions were slightly suppressed, Jin Ren felt better and gradually regained his rhythm. He smiled and said,
“The banana falling to the ground is not as powerful as Xiao Wanfeng, Lei Shuangxing, and Brother Hua said.”

“A banana is a banana. After it climbs up high and falls down, it gets bruised and blue all over. It will only become…”

What has it become?
Hua Changdeng stretched his neck slightly forward.

At this moment, even he was looking forward to Xu Xiaoshou’s correct answer.

The Five Realms were even quieter, as the people of the world waited anxiously for the news. In the screens transmitted by various families, tens of millions of people were placing their bets and participating in the discussion.

Everything is quiet!

Attracting everyone’s attention!

Jinren’s mouth twitched, and he said calmly,
“The banana fell to the ground, became swollen, and purple, so the banana turned into… an eggplant.”

As he spoke, he squeezed it, and a banana appeared in his left hand, and he shook it.

With another pinch, an eggplant appeared in his right hand, and he shook it.

Compared to bananas, eggplants are fatter and more purple. They really do look like they have become fat and purple from falling. This is indeed a fact.

“…”

The whole world was quiet at this moment.

In a place where no one could see, the Eighth Sword Immortal in the sky also disappeared with his swordless technique. He must have something urgent to do, and I wonder what he was going to do.

Hua Changdeng was stunned for three breaths.

“Buzz…”

Afterwards, he still couldn’t recover and he had tinnitus.

It was as if a stick of shit was forcefully thrust into his brain, interrupting all his previous battle rhythm and thinking, and stirring it violently and unreasonably.

The disorganized thoughts, along with the water that entered his brain after thinking about Xu Xiaoshou’s lies, mixed together and were stirred into a paste that almost suffocated him.

Hua Changdeng didn’t know whether the banana became swollen and purple in the end.

He just felt his face burning, as if he had been slapped and it was swollen. His face turned purple!
“Buzz…”

The world is buzzing.

Hua Changdeng’s sign was no longer a red ghost sign, his eyes were a little red.

“puff!”

A strange sound came from Linghu Lake, it was so harsh.

Hua Changdeng looked over and saw that it was Mei Siren who understood. After realizing something, he slapped his thigh and laughed, and laughed so hard that blood gushed out of the hole in his chest.

“Buzz!”

Countless eggplants were stuffed into Hua Changdeng’s mind again. They flew around and almost made him dizzy and killed him.

“Puff.”

There was another strange noise coming from Linghu Lake.

Hua Changdeng didn’t want to watch at all, but he couldn’t help but catch a glimpse of those guys holding golden beads and preaching.

The person called Matchmaker was laughing so hard that she was shaking with laughter.

Her mouth opened and closed, and she said something very quickly, but the words were completely inaudible. I thought they were all insults and ridicule.

“I……”

Hua Changdeng saw it, saw it all!
Those who couldn’t hold back their laughter started laughing.

Those who could hold it back shrugged their shoulders and tensed their bodies, behaving exactly the same as the eight masters before them.

so……

At that time…

Eight masters, I know what Xu Xiaoshou is going to do…

“Buzz!”

The tinnitus is getting worse!

Eggplant! Eggplant! Eggplant!

Hua Changdeng’s ten fingers suddenly tightened, his nails dug into his palms, stinging! It hurt like his face was burning!

He almost couldn’t suppress his outburst, but Xu Xiaoshou on the opposite side shouted, suppressing everyone’s movement:
“Hua Changdeng!”

Hua Changdeng looked over and saw Xu Xiaoshou take out the Yanmang and chop it down with his sword.

With a loud bang, the spiritual lake was shattered.

All the strange phenomena in Fengdu and the bright rays of light in the day were easily cut off by his sword.

Spirit Lake is ruined.

Lingyu Mountain is still the same Lingyu Mountain. When we return to the real world, it seems like just a dream, it was all fake.

But the sea of swords is still there.

This told Hua Changdeng that his shame was not false.

“Bang!”

Shou Ye stomped his foot, and a huge pit as tall as a person appeared in front of him. Everyone stared at his movements.

He pointed at the big pit and looked at himself: “Come here.”

What’s the meaning……

Hua Changdeng didn’t understand.

At this point, he didn’t intend to respond to anything Xu Xiaoshou said, nor did he plan to think about what he said. He took the initiative to give up thinking.

Is this possible?

It seems unfeasible.

Shouye did not give up talking. The sword is his body, and so is his meanness:

“Come here, Hua Changdeng, aren’t you looking for a hole in the ground? I’ll dig it for you.”

Buzz!
After that sentence, the tinnitus intensified and turned into dizziness.

Hua Changdeng could hardly see the world in front of him, but he could still vaguely hear the Five Realms’ wanton laughter, as well as Xu Xiaoshou’s last words:

“Jump into this hole and I’ll bury you. That way you won’t hear people laughing at you~”

“It’s shameful to deceive yourself and others, and it’s shameful to escape, but it works~”

Huachang lights are hung all around the eyes.

He was pointed at and ridiculed by thousands of people.

eggplant……

He achieved enlightenment through sword. There are three sword-training ghosts in the world, and their names are hidden throughout the world.

But now, he will become the focus and be remembered by the whole world because of an “eggplant”!
“Come on… the hole… good stuff…”

“Can’t you hear it… Lao Deng… I… have been… humiliating you… from the beginning to the end…”