Keyboard Immortal - 1. Chapter 1 Keyboard Man

Pain, pain all over the body, and a faint smell of burnt in the nose.

and many more!

Zuan remembers just talking about Confucian scholars on the forum, even if the thunder and rain outside did not affect his state in the slightest, he really splattered all the heroes, tens of thousands of horses… Uh, no, my name is Yidefuren.

Then there was a violent thunder, a basketball-sized lightning, suddenly came in from the outside through the wall, glowing a dim red light, changing in the air.

Zuan only felt that there was a sad and desolate whistling sound in his ears, it was difficult to accurately describe that feeling in words, and then he saw the keyboard on the table turned into fly ash a little bit, and then his hand, the annihilated part Follow the hand all the way up, and then he doesn’t know anything.

Seems to be struck by lightning just now?

What is that stuff? Ball lightning? As a keyboard man, he has watched Da Liu’s “Ball Lightning”. He has always had a strange brain circuit. Now he is not afraid, but replaced by a kind of excitement. Did I become a lightning bolt? Man, or Quantum Man?

He tried to open his eyes, but there was a chaos in front of him, and he couldn’t distinguish between up and down, left and right. Suddenly a tingling sensation came from his fingers, he turned his head and looked around-in fact, he didn’t know whether he saw it with his eyes. Still see:

A keyboard faintly appeared near the fingertips. The keyboards used in daily life are generally the same. The only difference is that these keyboard keys are extremely dark. He tried to reach out and press the keys, but unfortunately none of the keys can be pressed. It seems that they are all welded. Died on it.

“The title of Keyboard Man is successfully bound, and the corresponding functions will be automatically unlocked when the conditions are met.” A cold voice rang in his mind, and Zuan was taken aback. Everyone was the Flash, Spider-Man, and Iron Man. Feng, although the name of this keyboard man is somewhat in line with his own temperament, how come he still sounds so awkward?

“What are the requirements for unlocking?” Zuan asked hurriedly.

“Collect the secrets of 12 unknowable places in this world and inlay them in F1 to F12 card slots in sequence. Each time you collect one, you will unlock the corresponding function.” The cold voice replied.

Zuan then noticed that the keys F1-F12 on the keyboard were painted with weird engravings, which he wanted to correspond to the 12 mysteries.

“Good luck, Keyboard Man!” After leaving this sentence, the keyboard twisted into a phantom and disappeared into his fingers. Zuan hurriedly asked: “Wait, what are the 12 Unknowable Places? , How can I find those secret codes?”

It was a pity that no matter how he called, the cold voice never appeared again, and even the mysterious keyboard disappeared without a trace.

Zuan couldn’t help being a little bit scolded. What a broken keyboard? The protagonists started with amazing golden fingers. Why do they need such harsh unlocking conditions to get to me? What unknowable place is not easy to mess with, can you give it to people casually? There are 12 more books. Isn’t this a shame!

At this time, the surroundings gradually no longer chaotic, as if you can feel the presence of light in front of your eyes, and the voice of people talking faintly in the ear:

“It’s weird, but thunder suddenly fell in the clear sky, it doesn’t make sense.”

“It must be something he did that hurt the gods and reason. God can’t pass it.”

“Hey, this seems to be the famous trash uncle of the Chu family, who was seen by a fairy-like figure like Miss Chu family as a smoke from his ancestral grave. As a result, he was still not satisfied. I heard that on the wedding night last night. I actually touched the second lady of the Chu family’s bed.”

“I’m going. Sisters take it all?”

“Hehehe, which brother-in-law doesn’t like sister-in-law.”

“Deserve to be struck by lightning!”

“It’s a pity that the Chu family’s eldest lady is as beautiful as a god, but she is a widow at such a young age.”

“Quiet, be careful to be heard by the Chu family, they are catching this beast everywhere.”

Zuan was confused. What a mess. It’s really bad now. These people chew their tongues and don’t know how to call an ambulance. After I wake up, I must expose and condemn you on the Internet. Shameless act!

“Get out of the way, you are coming.” I don’t know who yelled.

“Wai Zuo?” Zu An was stunned, shouldn’t he be called a forensic doctor? Is it a costume drama here?

Soon he felt a person squatting down next to him, pressing his fingers everywhere: “The flesh of the corpse is brown, the body is soft and black, his hands are loose, his mouth is open and his eyes are cracked, and his body has a large red and purple color, but the flesh is not damaged. It is indeed a symptom of being struck by lightning.”

Zuan was angry and scared when he heard it. It was enough to die. The death was so ugly that it was totally unbearable. He didn’t know where the strength came from, and suddenly sat up: “Can you put on some makeup for me before taking pictures? ?”

“A corpse!” The people around who watched the excitement disappeared in an instant.

Zu’an was also stunned, because he saw the clothes of the people around him. They were indeed ancient costumes, and the quality of the materials was generally very poor. Unlike the flashy beauty in the costume dramas, what was even more creepy was that there was no camera nearby. You can’t see the mobile phone, telegraph poles, cars, or any traces of the world that you are familiar with, even where you can take pictures of cars.

It turns out that I’m not dead, did I cross it? He has seen too many scenes like this in novels, and he is used to it.

“You…what the hell are you…what monster?” Na Yazuo just fell on the ground in fright, shivering while pointing at his mouth.

“You are a demon, you can’t tell the difference between the living and the dead. What are you doing, cough cough…” As soon as he opened his mouth and nose, he kept smoking, and he was choked for a while, thinking that he was just struck by lightning. Sequelae.

Zuan noticed that his clothes were not the same as before, and even his arms were a lot thinner than before. A terrible thought suddenly rose in his heart. He hurriedly opened his pants and looked in, and suddenly let out a terrible sound. “Oh~NO~”

A good picture of Dapeng’s wings has become a chicken pecking rice, and no one can accept this huge gap.

At this moment, the surroundings suddenly became quiet. The crowds in the distance stepped aside and looked at a certain direction dullly. Many people even bowed their heads with some guilty conscience, but they couldn’t help but quietly look up.

Zuan looked subconsciously, and finally understood why these people reacted like this, and a woman in white slowly walked over.

The bright eyes are snow-skinned, the eyebrows are picturesque, the mountain breeze is gently blowing, the blue silk is flying, the white skirt is fluttering, the willow waist is lightly tied with a light blue ribbon, and the whole person is like an ethereal fairy in the cloud.

“Fuck!” I only blame myself for being ignorant, and I don’t know what words can describe the beauty of the other person.

Seeing her looking down at her condescendingly, Zuan stood up unwillingly: “Does the beautiful girl have a boyfriend? Would you mind changing one if you don’t?”

An unpleasant color flashed across the face of the white-clothed woman, and she said coldly: “Okay, Zuan, it’s only a few hours of work, don’t you even know her own wife?”

Clam?

Zu An was shocked. The woman in front of him who seemed to walk out of the painting turned out to be the unlucky wife? What is even more shocking is that this unlucky ghost who was struck to death by lightning is also called Zuan?

At this moment, a lot of familiar and unfamiliar memories suddenly popped into his mind.

The familiarity lies in the fact that this world is very similar to ancient China, with similar languages and cultures; what’s strange is that this is a world of practitioners, with extremely powerful personal forces. Some people can even cut the sea with one sword and cross the horizon in one step.

Unlike the fairy-xia novels in memory, most of the world’s highest military power is in the temple. The higher a person’s strength, the higher his status and power.

The Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty is one of the most powerful practitioners in the world.

This is an extremely powerful dynasty, with a vast area far greater than any dynasty in ancient China. The royal family and the kings are scattered everywhere to guard the Quartet. Officials appointed by the central government govern the local area together.

For example, Mingyue City where the locality is located is the fief of Mingyue Gong Chu Zhongtian.

The original owner of this body of my own is also called Zuan. He was an orphan since childhood and was raised by his uncle. He is a famous junk boy in the city. It was everyone’s impression of him. It was said that his uncle was mad at him.

But what made everyone startled some time ago was that such a trash was actually favored by the Princess of Mingyue City, the eldest lady of the Duke’s Mansion, and was recruited into the Chu Mansion as his son-in-law.

How could such waste be worthy of the noble Miss Chu, let alone she is still such a stunning beauty? Everyone has a feeling that I am better than him.

And the beautiful white-clothed woman in front of her was Chu Chuyan, the eldest of the Chu family.

Faced with her questioning, Zuan reacted quickly, and smiled and stretched out his arm to hug her waist: “Isn’t it afraid that you will be sad? I deliberately made a joke to ease the atmosphere.”

Since it is another self in the parallel world, then this wife is naturally also his own wife-of course, if the other person looks more like a flower, he will never admit this marriage.

Chu Chuyan turned around without missing a trace, just avoiding his hand: “Sad, sorry, for you?” There was a hint of indifference in his faint voice.

Zuan didn’t care, thinking that she was embarrassed to make affection with herself in the public, and hurried to catch up with her, wanting to take the opportunity to check her favorability.

Who knew that a beautiful shadow stood in between them. Zu An looked at it and saw that a young girl in emerald green clothes stretched out her hand to block her eyes, combed with bangs, and had many delicate braids on her head. She was extremely slim and most attractive. No one pays more attention to the waist of the water snake.

Zuan was just about to compliment a pretty girl, who knows what she said is not so pleasant: “Forgot your identity? It’s no rules, go behind.”

Zuan was taken aback, and vaguely remembered that the girl in front of him seemed to be Miss Chu’s personal maid Xueer, thinking that you, a maid, would dare to talk to the master like this?

At this time, whispers came from around:

“This is the eldest lady of the Chu family, she is really beautiful.”

“Even the maid is so pretty!”

“This guy who was struck by lightning is really the poor aunt of the Chu family, and I don’t know how he is capable.”

“Who in these ten miles and eight towns doesn’t know that he eats soft food at Chu’s house? Look at him in front of the maid.”

…

Auntie wimpy?

Zuan has a weird face, he is a bit miserable in this world, but he doesn’t care about it now, what’s wrong with eating soft rice? It’s also good at eating soft and hard meals, you can’t even eat it if you want it!

Chu Chuyan quickly got into a carriage, but Zuan wanted to follow, but she was glared at by the maid Xueer who was sitting in front of the carriage, and stopped outside. The other servants seemed to be used to it, and immediately started to start the carriage. He completely ignored his existence.

Zuan is a little upset, no matter how much your husband was struck by lightning, and now he is still very weak, let him go back like this?

So regardless of the three or seven twenty-one, he trot over and sat down directly on Cher’s thigh.

Xueer was taken aback, and hurriedly dodged aside, revealing a gap, and Zuan got directly into the carriage.

There was an elegant and charming fragrance in the carriage, and Chu Chuyan was reading a book, and he obviously didn’t expect him to come in. You must know that he used to be honestly outside, and he couldn’t help being there for a while.

Zuan was about to say something when he suddenly noticed the title of the book in her hand-“Sweet Petting Little Wife: Ninety-Nine Days of Sony Ericsson of Domineering Sword Immortal”.

Xueer came in angrily to catch him: “Hey, I said you are…”

Chu Chuyan quickly put the book in his sleeve, and a hint of red flashed across his pure and flawless face: “Forget Xueer, let him be here.”

Xueer glared at Zuan, and sat back in front of the carriage angrily.

“What did you just see?” There was a dangerous light in Chu Chuyan’s eyes.

Zuan waved his hand: “I didn’t see anything.”

Are there romance novels in this world? The title of the book is indeed as shameful as ever, but I never thought that a cold woman like her would secretly read this kind of book.

Seeing the other party’s unbelief, Zuan was worried about being silenced, so he hurriedly found a topic and turned off: “Lady, do you know the unknowable places in this world? Which one is closest to us?”

Chu Chuyan looked at him with a look of surprise: “Where did you hear the Unknowable Land?” The eyes of Xue’er outside the carriage also flickered, but she quickly lowered her head to cover it.

Zuan replied subconsciously: “I listened to what others said.”

“Impossible!” Chu Chuyan frowned, “Ordinary people have no chance to know this word.”