Keyboard Immortal - 15. Chapter 15 Plum Blossom Twelve

“Because they are very grumpy?” Zuan asked tentatively.

Cheng Shou Ping replied: “Because they are best at digging the anus. They attack from the anus of their prey every time. Their curved and sharp teeth bite your anus and you will not let it go. The ground will flow out.”

“Just say, why run behind me and make gestures.” Zu An looked depressed, holding his butt and wishing to kick him away.

Cheng Shou Ping laughed and said, “Isn’t this the little one worried about my uncle? It’s because you are prone to anal fissure when confronted with this kind of jackal. They are in groups, so many strong people are unwilling to get involved, and they all walk around when they see them.”

Zuan heard the two chills, and hurriedly snorted, “Do you think the uncle is like the one who provokes that disgusting thing?”

Cheng Shouping looked at him and thought of the rumors about him, and then felt relieved: “It’s really not like it.”

Zuan seemed to be able to read the mockery of his strength in his eyes, but he didn’t have the time to settle accounts with him at this moment: “You go back first, remember not to tell the people in the house that I am here.”

I didn’t see the girl Ji who wanted to see, Cheng Shouping didn’t have any interest in staying here, so he might as well go back and see if Sister Xue’er came back. He patted his chest and said, “Don’t worry, grandpa, you forgot my name. Well, absolutely tight-lipped!”

Zuan glanced at him suspiciously, why he always felt that this guy was a scam.

But finally he was sent away. Zuan found a cloth on his face and squeezed into the crowd. Now that he became stronger, he easily squeezed in, looking at the middle-aged man on the recliner and asked: “Can you really cure any disease?”

This must be confirmed clearly, otherwise, if he finishes the task with great pains, and the other party cannot be cured, wouldn’t it be a big loss?

“Except for the poor, it can be cured!” The genius doctor Ji still shook the master chair without opening his eyes at all.

“Then what if I finish the task, but you can’t cure my illness in the end?” Zuan was still worried.

The genius doctor Ji finally opened his eyes and looked at him up and down, and finally his eyes fell between his legs: “Isn’t it just something in the crotch? It’s like a terminal illness.”

Zu An was overjoyed, the other party just glanced at him and found the crux, it seemed there was something to play.

But he immediately felt the strange gazes from the people around him, and he obviously heard that he was the problem there. It was either sympathetic or contemptuous.

“Tsk tusk tusk at such a young age, it’s not enough. The young people nowadays are really inferior to one generation.”

“You have to remember his lessons, young people don’t know how precious they are, but they always cry when they look at X Kong.”

“It’s not Hualiu, will it be contagious if it’s so close?”

…

I don’t know who said that, within a few meters of him, there was no one in him.

The joke is a good one. If a woman is suddenly broken in to take a picture while taking a bath, where should she hide the most, the answer is of course her face.

Zu An thought that fortunately, I blocked his face, otherwise he would be really embarrassed and thrown at home. This genius doctor Ji didn’t know what the patient’s privacy was, and he shouted out that way.

“Well, I took this task. Where can I find the trace of the strong black jackal?” Anyway, people can’t see his face, so it’s more useful to inquire about the task intelligence.

“You?” The genius doctor Ji looked at him up and down, shook his head, “Your strength is too low, be careful to be exploded.”

“You don’t need to worry about this. Since I’m picking it up, I’m naturally sure.” Zuan replied. He planned to check it out first. If he couldn’t complete the task, he would return, go home and write a copy of “Young Woman White X” and try again.

“If you want to die, I don’t bother to care about you, Jackal Valley outside the city, go find it yourself.” The genius doctor Ji rolled his eyes and continued to sleep in a fake sleep.

Zuan nodded, then turned around and walked out. At this time, everyone around him persuaded him: “You guys don’t go. Nothing is more important than life.”

Another person next to him immediately retorted: “I don’t agree. As a man, there is something wrong with that thing. What’s the point of being alive.”

…

Zuan felt that if he stayed here, he could personally contribute anger to the keyboard, and quickly left with a gloomy face. Not long after he left, a small porcelain bottle was thrown into his hands.

What the hell?

He was stunned, and a voice came from his ear: “This is a healing medicine. Maybe it can save your life. Jackal Valley is very dangerous. Run quickly when you can’t do it.”

He heard that this was the voice of the genius doctor Ji, and looked back there, and found that he was still lying on the old chair to rest up his mind. The others seemed to have not heard the words, and still surrounded him begging.

Zu An’s heart couldn’t help but warm. This guy turned out to be a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and he really deserves to be a doctor of kindness.

He didn’t know that the genius doctor Ji was sneer secretly at this time, making your kid just slander my daughter’s reputation, and give you a bottle of medicine to make you bolder and go deeper into the Jackal Valley. At that time, he didn’t know how to die.

It turned out that Zuan’s behavior in the crowd just now hadn’t been hidden from his eyes and ears.

Zuan didn’t know this, and walked out of the city with a look of hope. He was sitting in Chu Chuyan’s car before, and he didn’t have time to take a closer look along the way. Now he finally has the opportunity to look at this brand new world.

The street layout and house structure are similar to costume dramas, but the biggest difference is people’s clothes.

Ancient China paid attention to clothing and covering the body, and basically did not expose the flesh, but the world seemed a bit different. He had already seen many girls with white thighs along the way.

The same is a skirt, but women in this world seem to show off their figure, and the men around are also used to it.

Zuan was in a trance for a moment, as if returning to the urban pedestrian street of his own time, watching the handsome men and beauties in fashion shows on the catwalk, the only difference is that the clothing of this world has a little more ancient elements.

It seems that practice has opened up the world a lot more than in ancient China. After the initial consternation, Zuan quickly became accustomed to it. After all, in the streets of the previous life, there were often Hanfu ladies and modern fashion beauties coexisting.

Hey, why are there two more ears on the girl’s head? What is the dangling thing on your ass?

Really terrifying!

Zu’an took a breath, and then he remembered some of the world background he had heard from Cheng Shouping. Thousands of years ago, several generations of emperors led the human race to defeat the alien coalition army and drove the races to the bitter cold place on the edge of the world.

After thousands of years of conquest, the forces of all sides are staggered, and many foreign races have also stayed in the human country. The human race has not killed them all, and the two sides have reached a certain state of tacit coexistence.

Zuan took a closer look along the way and found that the probability of seeing a foreigner was about the same as the probability of seeing a foreigner in the city in the previous life. Obviously, the human race had the absolute advantage.

It’s a pity that I don’t have much interest in the Beast Girl. It’s hard for Catwoman and Tiger Girl to poke him, but the vixen is pretty good.

Zuan’s brains are starting to be confused again. I don’t know if there are elves. I like elves; mermaids are also okay, but are they legs or tails?

Oh, by the way, I don’t know if there are dragons, dragon girls, etc. I like the most, but the dragon is so big, will I be crushed to death?

…

But when he thought of his physical condition, his excited face suddenly collapsed: “I can’t stand up, why are you thinking about this.”

Suddenly he was slapped on the shoulder, and a voice came from beside: “Brother grandfather, where are you going?”

Zuan looked back and saw a man in black looking at him grinning. There was a mole on his chin. With his smile, the black hair on the mole trembled, and there was a hideous tattoo on his neck. The words “twelve” seemed to be engraved in a garish manner.

Fortunately, the owner of this body is not an illiterate, otherwise he would really be blind when he crossed over.

But Zuan still feels a little bit painful, because the person in front of him looks like a villain, am I so fucking unlucky? Things happen when you go out.

Seeing that he hadn’t responded, a cold light flashed in his triangular eyes, but he was quickly concealed by a smile: “Why, I don’t know my brother anymore, I’m the Twelve Club, and I’ve drunk and played dice together before. ”

Is there such a strange surname in the world?

Zu’an couldn’t help asking: “Do you have a younger sister named Meihua 13?”

“Sister?” Meihua Twelve was stunned, haha laughed, “If the thirteenth brother hears you say this, you must be beaten.”

Are there really plum thirteen?

Zu An’s heart faintly raised an expectation: “Then do you know a barber named Wu Liuqi?”

“Wu Liuqi? Barber? What kind of mess, I have never heard of it.” Meihua Twelve asked, “Why, do you know?”

Zuan shook his head: “I don’t know.”

Meihua Twelve was speechless for a while, thinking that since you don’t know the woolen thread.

The anger value from the twelve of clubs is +12!

Zuan glanced at him unexpectedly, so he was angry? It seems that his eyes are small enough.

“Hey, how do you feel that you have grown a lot.” Mei Hua Twelve hugged his shoulders and couldn’t help squeezing.

Zuan scolded a deadly pervert, and escaped from his arms: “Maybe the food in the Duke’s Mansion is too good.” He deliberately moved out of the Chu family’s name because he wanted him to retreat. You are doing business, but you don’t want to be out of line.

Mei Hua Twelve thought that you were fooling ghosts. In just two days, you will never grow so fast, but he never thought that the other party would become a practitioner in just one night: “Right, you What are you doing here?”

“Oh, I plan to go out of town.” Zuan said ambiguously.

Mei Hua Twelve’s eyes lit up: “It just so happens that I have to go out of the city, and go with me.”

Zuan glanced at him with a faint smile: “Okay, I don’t know where the twelve brothers are going?”

Meihua’s twelve eyes turned around: “Where are you going, brother?”

“I’m going to Jackal Valley.” Zuan replied directly.

“It’s a coincidence, I’m going there too.” Mei Hua Twelve was secretly happy, this guy is as stupid as ever, and he has no defensive heart at all.

Hey, wait, why is this guy going to Jackal Valley?

Forget it, no matter what he did, it happened to be a treasure place for killing people and getting rid of goods. Kill him and threw him into the pile of jackals to ensure that there was no bones left, and the Chu family could not find him.

The mission was broken last time, and he didn’t expect that he would survive a thunderstruck, so he was severely punished by the helper. This time, there is really a way to heaven, and no way to enter hell.