Keyboard Immortal - 26. Chapter 26

Zu An doesn’t know how long the effect of this medicine can last. Once these people recover, he can’t eat it and walk away, so naturally all dangers will be eliminated invisible.

He felt that he didn’t think he was worthy of them because he didn’t put them down and burned his bones and burned them to death like a certain hero in the novel in his previous life.

Ji Xiaoxi recalled the lustful eyes of those people just now. Knowing that there was some truth in what he said, she bit her lip and stopped persuading her.

Zuan continued to come to the next person, who looked at the two companions who died in vain one after another, and said straightforwardly: “If you want to kill, kill, don’t pretend to say that you want to let us live. We are all robbers. There is no musical instrument in the entire cottage!”

Zuan frowned: “Well, let me ask another question, a common-sense question, this is something everyone should answer.”

The man didn’t expect to turn around, his face was joyful: “Okay, you ask.”

Zuan pondered for a moment, then pointed to his face and asked: “Am I handsome?”

The man hurriedly replied: “Handsome, I have never seen such a handsome man. You are the entire Mingyue City. Oh no, you are the most handsome man in the world. Even the prince of the Elves will be ashamed to see you. Suicide. By the way, there is also that Mrs. Yu, who is the number one beauty in Beijing, who will sit on the floor and ovulate as long as you look at you, and take the initiative to run to recommend the pillow, you may not be able to see her…”

In this situation, even if Zuan looks like a strong black jackal, he will praise it to the sky.

The rest of Heifengzhai’s companions looked sympathetic, thinking that my buddies would have trouble for you too. I never thought you had such a talent for flattering before.

On the other side, the guards of the Yu Family glared at them. They just saw the scene. They didn’t dare to get angry at Zu’an, and could only wait for the guy who was talking nasty things with murderous eyes.

The anger value from Yuyanluo is +99!

Zu’an was a little bit happy. For the first time he received the anger value from that lady Jade, it seemed that this guy did flatter a bit.

Noting the smile on his face, the man in black was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: “I answered that you are still satisfied?”

“You know too much.” Zuan raised the knife and dropped it, and solved one more.

The thief from Heifengzhai is angry +666!

The eyes of those guards of the Yu Family were straightened in an instant. Is this damn okay?

Huh~

There was a chuckle from the carriage, but it was apparently covered with his mouth immediately, and peace was restored.

Zuan came to the fourth man in black: “Am I handsome?”

The man swallowed, and the painful lesson of his companion just now is vividly remembered: “You look ugly, but this makes it more masculine…”

Before he finished speaking, Zuan took the knife and dropped it and ended him: “Keep your eyes open and talk nonsense.”

The thief from Heifengzhai is angry +666!

He went on to the next man in black and repeated the question just now.

After witnessing the two people who had just answered both positive and negative, they were killed. The man almost didn’t pee, and replied tremblingly: “I…I don’t know.”

Zuan raised the knife in his hand and let out a long sigh: “I don’t even know this, what’s the point of continuing to live.”

The anger from the bandits in Heifengzhai +666!

…

Killed all the way in this way, and finally came to their leader Bao Gang: “It’s your turn.”

Bao Gang snorted, “No matter what the answer is, it’s death. Anyway, the answer is that you have the final say. If so, then I will answer whatever you want to kill. But my two brothers will definitely avenge me. At that time you will be cut a thousand times!”

Zu An snorted: “There was indeed a bully just now.”

Bao Gang almost cried, and you fucking knew that you were bullying just now, did you know that I was about to pee.

“Well, I will test you this time with a standard answer. As long as you get the correct answer, I will let you go.” Zuan said.

“Are you serious?” Although Bao Gang knew that the other party was unlikely to let him go, his instinct for survival made him ask. But there is really nothing left.

Zuan nodded and said: “Of course it is true. There is definitely a standard answer to this question. If you feel dissatisfied at that time, I can tell you what the correct answer is to convince you.”

Bao Gang gritted his teeth: “Okay, you can ask.”

Zu’an said, “What’s the next sentence of’Three hundred lychees a day’?” I don’t believe that you will receive this ancient poem from the earth.

Bao Gang was overjoyed: “I know I know, the next sentence is’Being a Lingnanese without resignation’.”

Zuan was taken aback for a moment. Before he felt that the culture of this world was very similar to the previous one. He didn’t expect that even these ancient poems were also available. Then, how would he learn from those who traveled through seniors by reciting poems to pretend to be compelling!

“The answer is wrong.” Zuan went down again with a black face.

Bao Gang howled like a pig: “Impossible, I have heard this poem before, “At the bottom of Luofu Mountain in the four o’clock spring, Lu Ju Yangmei is the newest one.

I eat three hundred lychees every day, and I will grow up to be a Lingnanese.’ The next sentence is what I just answered. What is wrong with me! ”

Zu An snorted: “The next sentence is clearly’Eat 109 thousand lychees in a year’. I’m obviously testing arithmetic questions. Who has tested your poems.” After finishing speaking, he lifted the knife and fell.

“You fucking deliberately shame me!”

The anger value from Bao Gang is +1000!

Zuan wiped the blood from the knife on him, and then sighed long: “You finally know.”

Guru~

The remaining guards of the Yu Family swallowed their saliva, thinking that we seemed to scold this guy just now?

Dead dead!

Zuan ignored them, but ran to the corpses of Bao Gang and others to explore.

Ji Xiaoxi leaned forward curiously: “Brother Zu, are you looking for something that can prove their identity?”

Zuan shook his head: “No, I just see if there is anything valuable on them… Damn, there isn’t even a copper plate!”

Ji Xiaoxi: “…”

Everyone in the Yu Family: “…”

Ji Xiaoxi said weakly: “These people come out to rob, so they probably won’t bring money out.”

Zuan thought so too, but it was still a pain. After half a day of work, I lost a bottle of paralyzing poison.

Wait, you say anger value?

Can the anger value be eaten? Other people in this world don’t recognize this stuff.

Suddenly he noticed the trembling Yu Family guards, with a self-confident smile on their faces: “Why don’t you answer my question? How can you repay me for saving you?”

Everyone in the Jade Family has gone out of their minds, and they have seen how miserable the people in Heifengzhai have just been. They have seen it with their own eyes.

“Thank you for the help of this young hero. The concubine is willing to give a golden gift as a gift. I don’t know if the young hero is still satisfied?” A soft and charming voice sounded.

The carriage that had not moved before finally moved, a slender hand opened the curtain, and then a stunning beauty walked out slowly.

Zuan originally thought that he was very resistant to beauty. After all, what kind of beauties have not been seen on the Internet, movies and TV in the previous life?

Chinese, European and American, island countries, and even in the two-dimensional animation, there are every day to use the vibrato like choosing a concubine, so I don’t care so much about the title of the XX first beauty in this world, just treat these buns as nothing. experience.

But until this moment he didn’t know that he was wrong. It was very wrong. The beauty seen through the screen of the computer and mobile phone was far from the strong shock that he saw in reality.

The lady jade who got off the carriage had delicate skin that was unmatched by a girl. Her skin was as smooth and delicate as milk, and her eyes were as deep and beautiful as the stars in the night sky.

I couldn’t find a flawless perfect face. The slender neck and the bun on the top of his head became more and more noble and mature.

The line of sight fell involuntarily, turning over the just-full chest, and the slim white dress was gathered at her waistline, which became more slender with a grip, and then drew a perfect curve in the waist-hip area.

Ji Xiaoxi on the side suddenly raised a sense of shame and shame. Although everyone around her praised her for being beautiful, compared with the lady in front of her, the natural maturity and elegance in her body was something she couldn’t learn at all. .

“Does it look good?” Noting Zu’an’s slightly presumptuous gaze, Madam Yu didn’t mean the slightest anger, but showed a gentle smile.

“Good-looking.” Zuan nodded, “I thought I was the best-looking person in the world, but I didn’t expect you to be a little worse than me.”

Huh~

Ji Xiaoxi couldn’t help being amused, and the originally depressed mood was wiped out.

Yu Yanluo was also taken aback. In the past few years, she has been accustomed to the amazing gaze of too many men when they see her, but no one has ever been so… so natural as him.

“You are very funny,” Yu Yanluo pursed her mouth, and suddenly seemed like ice and snow were melting, and a hundred flowers blossomed. “What is your name? You claim to be a Shou Ping. Just now this little girl called your ancestor brother again. That should be it. Your real name, what is your name?”

“I am a person who does good deeds without a name.” Zuan shook his head. He used the name of Cheng Shou Ping to carry a scapegoat. Now he is in danger in the Chu family. Before he can figure it out, he doesn’t want to be caught. Know the details in advance.

Yu Yanluo glanced at the corpses of the bandits in Heifengzhai on the ground that he had searched in a mess, and the corners of her lips raised a beautiful arc: “But I don’t have that much money with me now. If you don’t know your real name, How can I give it to you afterwards.”

Zuan scratched his head and was obviously entangled, but in the end he decided to surrender to money and took her hand and walked aside: “You come with me!”

Yu Yanluo’s eyes fell on the hand holding her arm, a cold light flashed in her eyes, but in the end she didn’t say anything.

The Yu family guards on the side all had their eyes straight. Their wife always hated any physical contact with men, but he could not stop it by grabbing them?

He wanted to scold him, but when he thought of the situation he tortured everyone in Heifengzhai just now, he still has lingering fears, how dare to speak.

Zuan pulled Yuyanluo to a remote place in the distance, and just said: “Declare in advance, I didn’t say it for the ten thousand taels of gold…”

He was interrupted before he finished speaking, and Yu Yanluo’s eyes fell on his hand: “Can you let go of my hand first?”

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Thanks to the book friend’s cold rewarding leader, I checked that the time is 2 or 3 in the middle of the night, and then go to bed early.