Keyboard Immortal - 3. Chapter 3

Xueer was about to speak, and Zuan said in a burst of fire: “I just fell into a pond in a daze. Sister Xueer came to rescue me, but I accidentally slipped on my foot and fell in. Fortunately, I will A little bit of water reluctantly rescued her.”

The ghost knows who is going to kill him, so avoid tearing his face first, and wait until I learn more about it.

Xue’er’s face changed, but in the end he did not refute.

“Is this really the case?” Chu Chuyan glanced at Xue’er, “You are all soaked, so let’s take a shower and change your clothes first. After washing and eating.”

After speaking, he drifted away again, seeing Zuan spit out, a seat in white clothes with his feet not touching the ground, and seeing this posture in the middle of the night thought he was hell.

However, he immediately realized a problem: “Xue’er, where to go to bathe and change clothes, shall we be together?”

“Get off!” Xueer wanted to give you your last name if she didn’t beat you up because her clothes were disheveled and her mother didn’t know me.

A bit distressed, he glanced at the melon seeds scattered on the ground, stomped and trot away.

Fortunately, Chu Chuyan sent a small servant to lead the way. After taking a shower and changing clothes in the room, Zu An looked at the appearance in the mirror, which was seven to eight points similar to his previous life, but he was much thinner, but he was already satisfied: “Sure enough, it’s still so handsome. Although it’s not as good as Pan An, it’s still better than Ximen Qing.”

Originally, there was some expectation to wait for a meal with a cheap wife, who knew that Chu Chuyan never showed up at all, but someone brought some food over.

“Damn, when I am a prisoner?” Zuan suddenly realized that he still somewhat overestimates the status of the uncle in this world. Seeing that this posture is not even qualified to eat at the table.

“Don’t eat the food that comes!” Zuan didn’t understand why he was willing to endure such humiliation in this life, so he picked up the food and threw it aside. Who knows that it didn’t take long for the stomach to make a sound of cooing, and the aroma of the food kept spreading. Come.

Zuan frowned, and finally decided that the man could bend and stretch, and soon he picked up the food again and wiped it out. Not to mention, the dishes made by the chef are quite fragrant.

After the meal, Zuan felt a lot more comfortable, and began to think about how to survive in this world next.

He found paper and pen in the room and wrote the title: A Guide to Survival in Another World.

Then in his mind he began to recall the information he had seen on the Internet before, and then he could not help but start to miss the computer in his previous life, recall the games on the mobile phone, and miss the pleasure of arguing with others on the forum…

I didn’t know how long it took, and suddenly noticed that it was already dark outside.

Wait, what did I just want to do?

Looking at the draft with only one title, his eyelids twitched, and he threw it into a ball. He decided to go out and stroll around to see if he could find out more.

In this life, he has suffered so much as a door-to-door uncle, and he has always been willing to help others. Of course, he has to vent his anger for him and revitalize his husband.

Although he is not very familiar with this house, he can easily find out Chu Chuyan’s residence from the servants. Before entering, he heard the voice of Xueer in the house: “Miss, nibbling melon seeds. NS?”

“No, you should eat less. I heard that the front teeth will break if you eat too much melon seeds.”

“Miss, you scared me again… By the way, that guy is getting too much, I feel like he was even more pleasing to the eye before, but today I don’t know which of the tendons is wrong.”

“I also think he is different today.” Chu Chuyan hummed. Just as Zuan’s heart was lifted, he heard her say again, “Maybe he was struck by lightning today, he was a bit stupid, right? .”

Zuan: “…”

Xue’er was trembling with teasing, and snorted after a while: “Miss, this guy did something like that last night, why didn’t Miss mean to blame him?”

Chu Chuyan said faintly: “What happened last night was very strange, and I will discuss it with my parents tomorrow.”

Zuan was overjoyed when he heard it. He didn’t expect that this cheap wife would still have an IQ online. If he wanted to, he didn’t have to stage those dog-blood drama routines on TV.

“It’s really cheap for this guy,” Xueer murmured, “Why didn’t this thunder kill him, otherwise you don’t have to guard this rubbish, Miss.”

“Such words are forbidden to say.” Chu Chuyan reprimanded.

Seeing that they hadn’t mentioned anything about the pool before, Zu An thought that it had nothing to do with cheap wives.

Hearing that Xueer in the room still kept talking badly about herself, Zu An suddenly became angry.

Uncle and Auntie can’t bear it! Kicked open the door.

Chu Chuyan was also a little surprised when he saw his arrival: “What are you doing here?”

“It’s dark, and there is nothing else to do, of course I come to sleep.” Zuan glared at Xue’er’s girl fiercely, and wanted to find a chance to prepare a dumb medicine to see how arrogant you are.

Chu Chuyan’s face sank: “Then what are you doing here?”

“Isn’t it right for husband and wife to sleep?” Zuan walked towards the back room with a look of course.

“Ah~”

With a scream, Zuan was kicked out without surprise.

Xueer said gleefully: “The ancestor, you don’t take a pee to show what you are, and you want to get close to our lady?”

However, to her surprise, there was no expression of shame or anger on the other party’s face, but a smile: “Sure enough.”

Zuan judged from all the details before that the two should have no skin relationship. This time it was just a verification. Now he is not angry, but happy. This cheap wife can start from scratch.

“Your head was really broken?” Xueer didn’t see the expected reaction, and she always felt that something was amiss, not so good.

Zuan also felt that his reaction was a little wrong, and hurriedly put away his smile, and made a look of grief and anger: “Is there any reason for this? Which wife does not sleep with her husband in this world.”

“Shut up!” Chu Chuyan’s face finally turned red, and with a wave of his sleeves, he closed the door, lest his ghost cry and wolf howling could be heard by the entire house.

Zuan continued to shamelessly and said: “Since you don’t want to sleep with me, then you still marry me. Tomorrow I will go to the city to beat the gongs and drums to tell the truth about us. By then, it will be your Chu family shameless. I still have no face.”

“Dare you!” Chu Chuyan stood up, an inexplicable aura spreading around.

Zuan snorted: “Is there anything I dare not, anyway, my reputation is already so bad, I’m not afraid to be worse. In fact, isn’t this just what you want, just to let other rich men know that you are flawless…”

Chu Chuyan took a deep breath and looked at Zu An with a frosty expression: “Do you really want to sleep with me?”

“Yes, yeah!” Zuan looked excited. This silly girl won’t be overwhelmed with excitement. How can he miss this good opportunity? Didn’t Zhang Ailing say that the most convenient channel to a woman’s heart is that? Let’s talk about cooking cooked rice with raw rice.

Chu Chuyan said lightly: “Then let Xueer accompany you tonight.”

Cher, who was eating zucchini and watching the play: “???”

“Miss!”

The melon seeds in my hand are suddenly no longer fragrant!

Chu Chuyan glanced at her with a playful look in her eyes: “Anyway, he touched and hugged you when he saved you today. What’s more, as a housekeeper, she originally had this obligation. Why, you don’t want to. NS?”

She met her eyes and thought of her usual temperament, Xueer shuddered all over, she didn’t dare to say anything, she could only bite her lips tightly, tears in her eye sockets swirling.

Zuan was taken aback, what rhythm was this? Send other women to your husband’s bed? But thinking that Xueer would kill himself during the day, he also wanted to see what happened to these two, so Jindao Dama sat down:

“Xue’er ah Xueer, come and wait for the Lord to change clothes.”

In the distance, Chu Chuyan frowned slightly. The shamelessness of this guy seemed to be beyond his imagination.

Xueer Chuchu gave Chu Chuyan a pitiful look, but unfortunately, her own lady directly picked up a book and read it. If Zuan stood behind Chu Chuyan, she would definitely find that the little book she was caught in the middle of the big book was read during the day. Of the book.

Seeing that the young lady didn’t even look at her at all, Xue Er finally despaired, walked over reluctantly, and gave Zuan a vicious look, with a brave and righteous look: “Come if you want to come, I will be treated as a dog. Take a bite!” At the same time, there was a ray of murderous intent hidden deep in his eyes, and his little hand touched the thin needle hidden in the braid, his eyes full of struggle.

And Chu Chuyan, who was just reading a book, also raised her head at this time and looked at her thoughtfully.

Zuan is also a little hairy, originally just want to test what kind of medicine they sell in the gourd, but now in this situation, is he a beast or is it better to be a beast?

In the end, he was ruthless, you are not afraid of women, I am a man afraid of anything, since I want to act, then I will accompany you to act! See who can’t support it first.

After making up his mind, he laughed and rushed towards Xueer…

After a while, a sad scream suddenly sounded in the room: “No!”

I saw Zuan staring at his lower abdomen in disbelief, his whole body seemed to be petrified, Chu Chuyan’s face turned a little red and looked away, there was a hint of surprise and pity in his eyes.

After the rest of the catastrophe, Xueer was not so polite. She picked up her clothes and covered her chest while retracting the hidden weapon. At the same time, she ridiculed herself to express her revenge: “Before I thought you were just a useless scumbag, but now I find that I overestimate you. It turns out that you are not even a man, hahaha, you laughed so hard at me…”

Zu’an didn’t even have the mood to refute, eyes full of tears, and his steps left the room with extremely heavy steps. This blow was really too great, and he was confident to resolve any other difficulties, but this body was naturally unable to rise. , What’s the point of all that? Not everyone can be Sima Qian.

Not long after he walked, he happened to run into a tree with a crooked neck. He mechanically took off his belt and wrapped it around the branch. He decided to hang himself for a hundred, maybe he died and crossed back.

At this moment, an old voice suddenly rang in my ear: “You are only under a special restriction, not unsolvable.”

Zuan looked back and saw a rickety old man standing nearby, an old face wrinkled like tangerine peel for many years, with a small hoe on his waist, the whole person trembling, as if the wind was about to fall. .

The memory in my mind slowly emerged. I vaguely remembered that this old man was a servant of the mansion, responsible for the care of the garden. He was quiet and withdrawn. He had almost no sense of existence in the mansion. He was often bullied. Everyone called him. Mi old man.

The previous owner of this body was sick and pitying with him, and he had secretly given him some snacks, so he had some impressions.

But Zuan is now more concerned about another question: “Prohibition, who gave me the prohibition?” I wonder if it’s Chu Chuyan’s woman? But she doesn’t sound like it.

Old Man Mi shook his head: “I don’t know, I think you should have planted this prohibition when you were very young.”

“Does the predecessor know the solution?” Zuan grabbed his arm with a look of anticipation and watched so many novels and TV shows. It is not easy for such an old man to read it. At this moment, he has a lot of possibilities in his mind. The top powerhouse, for various reasons, had to hide himself in the Chu family as an ordinary flower farmer…

Of course such thighs must be hugged tightly!