Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 852

[Chapter 789: The moment when adults collapse…]

“Cut! The police?”

Gui turned his face and spat, but the next moment he stepped forward and spoke without thinking.

“Mr. Policeman, it has nothing to do with me at all. I just happened to meet in the alley here.

I don’t know this person at all! In other

words, I should be assisting the police in handling cases, right? Is

there a bonus?”

“That… At this moment, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and showed a smile on his face. He bent his index finger and pointed at Gui behind him: “This person is the main culprit. I have been instructed by him. White flour is hidden in the body of that strange penguin… “…”

Seeing the expressions of the two police officers gradually becoming solemn because of Jiang Cheng’s remarks, and the hands of the two of them calmly touching the electric baton behind them, Gui was instantly startled.

Perhaps because of their long-standing habit, Gui and Elizabeth did not communicate much verbally or physically, but turned around at the same time and fled without looking back.

“Cut! Let him escape! Hey! Take this back to the police station, and I’ll chase it over there!” With

that said, a policeman chased in the direction where Gui fled.

…

Edo Police Station.

In the small interrogation room of the Criminal Police Department, Jiang Cheng, in handcuffs, was sitting at a single table honestly. In front of him were a strange middle-aged police officer in charge of the interrogation and a young police officer in charge of recording.

Based on Jiang Cheng’s experience, it is obvious that the young police officer should have just been on the job for a while – probably a freshman who just graduated from the police academy or something.

In the interrogation room next to it, Gui “How many times have you said it! We don’t know each other!” “How could we have something like that on us!” “Don’t think that the police can casually frame the citizens of this country!” And the sound of him slapping the table hard.

dong dong dong!

“How could there be something like that on Elizabeth! If you don’t believe me, bring the police dog in and let it smell! Hurry up! Hurry up before I get angry!”

After hearing Gui shouting again excitedly, Jiang Chengcai finally understood why this guy was caught by the police so easily.

Dare to love, just want to come to the police station to play the police dog!

Jiang Cheng, who laughed dumbly, shook his head with a little helplessness, and

at the same time took back his wandering thoughts.

“Name.” The middle-aged policeman said.

“Jiangcheng · Jotaro!”

Jiang Cheng’s eyes were sharp, his hands were crossed to protect his face, only his eyes were exposed, and he made a self-created jojo stand. At the same time, there seemed to be a purple illusory figure behind him.

The young policeman couldn’t help but complain: “It’s like a name that can summon a substitute!”

“Ahem!” The middle-aged policeman took a sip of tea, glanced at the young policeman beside him and coughed twice, ” Ejo Jotaro, right? Age…”

“Because the city plus the city (jo), just call me jojo!”

“It’s getting more and more similar!” The young police officer spoke again.

“Be honest! Age!”

“Second twenties…”

“Specific.”

“Twenty-seven… no, it should be twenty-nine… no, wait, maybe thirty-two. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. It’s a little unclear, because I slept for a long time before.”

Hearing the sound, the middle-aged policeman smiled, then patted the young policeman on the shoulder and said, “You are really lucky, this person looks like a An old fritter is very rare for a police officer like you who has just graduated and entered the agency. Underwear thieves are not too dangerous. It is just right for you.”

“Team leader?”

“There is new progress in the case I am dealing with, so you can stay here and learn from this old fritters.” After speaking

, the middle-aged policeman picked up his police cap and stood up. At the same time, he looked at Jiang Cheng and said with a smile: “This The young man is a rookie who has just graduated from the police academy. He rarely has the chance to come into contact with an old fritter like you, and I ask you to practice with him. But don’t go too far.

” But it’s very gentle~”

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was grinning and grinning, the young policeman couldn’t help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

“Please… please take care of…”

…

When Shi Shi and Sogo led the victim (Kagura) and the two escorts (Gintoki, Shin Hachi) into the interrogation room, what they saw was the following scene :

“I really benefited a lot! Thank you for your guidance!” The

young police officer bowed his thanks.

Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently: “It’s nothing, but virginity is not good, there are many temptations in this society, and a little virgin like you is completely unacceptable.”

“Hey! I understand. !” The young policeman responded with a blushing face.

“Why are you a newcomer thanking

the prisoner!” Fourteen couldn’t help but complain.

“Deputy Chief!” The young policeman hurriedly turned around and stood up and saluted, “That’s not the case! Deputy Chief! It’s just that Mr. Jojo has taught me a lot! Including the main points of interrogation and so on…”

“There is no need to learn from prisoners! ”

Look,” Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders at this time, “I’ll just say it, the less good the police are, the more swearing they are. This kind of guy is just a bit of a senior, in fact, he has no skills at all.” No.

”

“What did you say, bastard?!” Shi Shibai glared at Jiang Cheng with white eyes and gritted teeth.

“Look, look, does his attitude look like an incompetent policeman who starts threatening people without asking anything? Deputy chief? He is the deputy chief of the police department? Are you okay? Is this police agency okay? Let this Let the rookie be the deputy chief or something. Let the V-shaped bangs be the deputy chief of the police station or something.”

Listening to Jiang Cheng’s words, the veins on Shi Shi’s face jumped one after another.

At this time, Zong Wu, who was on the side, patted Shi Shi’s shoulder and comforted him: “Calm down, Tufang-sang. In fact, only incompetent people can act as deputy directors. In other words, only incompetent people like pigs can do it. To be the deputy chief of the corpse vegetarian meal. You are very suitable.”

“You are going too far!!”

…

After such a small farce, Fourteen picked up the record made by the young policeman on the table.

“Let me see… Jiangcheng City Taro… Twenty-nine years old…”

“Deputy Chief, because it is a city and a city, so just call Jojo directly.” The young police reminded intimately.

“I see…” Shi Shi nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, “Hey! What is jojo?! You went to the wrong set!”

Zongwu stepped forward, holding the table with one hand, and the other Putting a hand on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder, he said with a very regretful expression: “Hey, jojo, although I really don’t want to tell you this cruel news, but…”

“Don’t shout it out so easily!” Fourteen Make complaints.

“…The panties you stole are actually from this violent woman.” Sogo pointed to Kagura to complete his words.

Kagura’s face sank: “Hey, why did you say something like this to him with such a regretful expression?”

Jiang Cheng:……”Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…”

“Why did you hear this kind of news? I vomited directly!

“Kagura directly fried the hair.

“Calm down, don’t give up your life because of such cruel news.” Sogo was still comforting the prisoner’s emotions.

“Sorry, can you sentence me to death? It feels like…” Jiang Cheng turned his face away, his whole body was immersed in some kind of gray shadow, “…Enough.”

Kagura was even more angry: “Why show it again? The expression of life without love! Believe it or not!”

If it weren’t for Xin Ba Haw and Yin Shi blocking, Kagura might have rushed up long ago.

“Don’t give up your life so easily!” Zongwu shouted.

“Why do you want to comfort the prisoner!!”

“The death penalty, execute it immediately… Please.” Jiang Cheng said again, “Take this cruel truth to my existence itself, and let it disappear from this world.”

“Ah .

Your wish will be fulfilled now!” Kagura rolled his eyes, blue veins bursting out on his face, and an inexplicable flame was burning all over his body.

“So didn’t I say so?” Yin Shi lightly sighed and shook his head, “Whoever hears such cruel news can’t stand it.”

“I’m the victim! Why? Help this underwear thief speak one by one!!”

“I apologize…” Jiang Cheng lowered his head, and there was no longer a half-split desire in his eyes, “Please, give me a good time, I am part of this society. Assholes, scum, trash, please, let me disappear.”

Seeing Jiang Cheng’s appearance, Zongwu shook his head and turned his head with a regretful expression: “No way, I have completely lost my life. I’m

hungry.”

Yin Shi sighed again: “I’ll tell you, no matter who hears this reality, anyone will want to escape, poor man.”

“Ah~ I really want to become a sparrow~” Jiang Cheng raised his head , showing a relieved smile like seeing through life.

General Wu: “Don’t give up life easily! Jojo!”

Young police officer: “Come on! Jojo!”

“嘁!” Shi Shi pouted the corners of his mouth in annoyance, and then walked forward slowly, placing a bowl of pork chop rice poured with mayonnaise in front of Jiang Cheng, “Eat this, and then put that cruel reality Forget it. jojo.”

Kagura was furious: “Why are everyone cheering him up!!!”

Xin Baha persuaded: “Kagura-chan, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com or not? Well, this Mr. Jojo has already received the punishment he deserves, and the sin in his heart has been…”

“Why do you have to speak for him!!”

Yin Shi slowly shook his head with a solemn expression: “Kagura, forgive me

He, this person… is destined to suffer from inner torment for the rest of his life.”

“You made me even more angry, do you want to die?! You bastards!”

Jiang Cheng bowed his head again: “Well, please It’s enough. The ashes can just be lifted with the wind…”

After that, Jiang Cheng took out his trousers from his arms and threw them to Kagura without looking at them, then the back of his neck was crooked, his eyes rolled, and he was completely lost. sounded.

“jojo——!!”×n

“You all go to hell with him!!!”

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