Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 854

[Chapter 791: Be careful with the nanny and driver!]

“At 11:15 p.m., I was detained on charges of affecting the normal business of the store, trying to pick quarrels and provoking trouble, and sexual harassment,”

said the patrolman who handcuffed Hasegawa.

“Hey! Baba!” Hasegawa was instantly unhappy, shouting at Granny Toshi, who was standing in front of the store and waving at the patrolman: “This is not the same as what we said! What is the last crime? What? Sexual harassment? Don’t be kidding! I won’t admit this kind of crime!”

“Mr. Patrolman, that’s the uncle~”

Catherine, who looked like an 80-year-old old lady, hooked her finger on her collar, deliberately showing it. With such a little skin, the other finger pointed at Hasegawa, twisting and complaining.

“When I’m drinking in the store, I always do things to others~ I can’t let him out without three million spiritual compensation, meow~”

“Meow, you are so big! It’s disgusting!” Hasegawa retorted with a burst of blue veins. “What a disgusting thing to say with a face that has been run over by a time machine! Does my head look so bad?! It should be me who should ask for spiritual compensation!

”

The patrolman put his hand on Hasegawa’s shoulder and slowly shook his head, showing an unusually warm, gentle and somewhat serious look in his eyes.

“Why are you looking at me with such warmth and tenderness and a bit of seriousness! I really didn’t do it! I plead guilty to the first two charges, but I will never recognize the last one!

” !

The patrolman untied Hasegawa’s handcuffs and patted Hasegawa on the shoulder again.

“Don’t think too much, just live strong.”

After that, the patrolman turned around and handcuffed Catherine.

Catherine and Hasegawa were stunned at the same time, and it took a long time before they recovered and roared.

“The old lady is the one who was harassed! / I haven’t been harassed anymore!”

…

“Please! Take me back! I haven’t eaten for several days! Just give me a 15-day detention package as before! Please! Mr. Patrolman!”

Hasegawa was still outside the door

keep asking.

Inside the door, the grandmother Dengshi, who was standing at the counter and smoking with her arms in her arms, listened to the commotion outside the door and

couldn’t help shaking her head.

“Yahahahie, even in this new era, these guys still haven’t changed. Does it mean that idiots are idiots no matter what era they are in?”

“That’s right,” Gintoki crossed his arms. Nodding his head, “These guys are just assholes in society.”

“You are the most unqualified person to say this…”

“By the way, where is Mom going to travel? I’d better prepare in advance. Yes. Now, I’ll take

care of the money for buying snacks outside.”

“I said it’s nothing to do with you!”

“Mom~ This is the test paper at the end of the semester that the parents need to sign~ Please~ I got a 100% on the silver sauce~ “The

pretentious Yinshi squeezed and handed an A4 piece of paper and a pen.

Looking at the contents of the will on the a4 paper, Granny Dense frowned again, tore the paper to pieces and roared.

“Who do you want to make a will!!!”

“Hey! Baba! Give me enough! Anyway, isn’t the money still mine in the end?! What’s wrong with giving some now? It doesn’t matter at all! In other words, now you are just in Just keep this money for Yin-sang! It’s equivalent to a bank or something!”

“Who’s a bank?!!!”

“Sakata-san, you should stop too!” Catherine on the side put her hands on her hips, speaking righteously. : “Don’t you understand how unlikely it is that unworthy descendants can get the inheritance?! In the case of unworthy descendants, the people who get the inheritance are usually the gentle nanny and driver who accompany them.”

Saying that, Catherine handed a cup of coffee with a gentle look on her face: “Mother Dengshi, drink a cup of coffee to extinguish the fire. Don’t worry about the inheritance.”

“Oh, thank you.” Granny Dengshi

answered subconsciously after taking the coffee. Thank you, but the next moment, when I saw that coffee with a strange smell of death that was bubbling with unknown bubbles, I was fried again.

“It’s too early to be poisoned!!”

Catherine turned her face away, spat lightly in her mouth, and said to herself, “Cut! Have you been found?”

…

“Minasang~ Thank you all for your support. Support, today’s live broadcast ends here Aru~”

Kagura, who was holding on to the belly that looked like she was pregnant with triplets and was about to give birth, smiled and waved at her new smartphone.

“Ah! Sure enough, it has to be Kagura-chan!”

“Yeah! Every time you have no appetite, just look at Kagura-chan and you’ll have an appetite!”

“I will always support you! Kagura, the world’s largest eater Sauce!”

“I’m so envious, I won’t get fat after eating so much~”

…

The barrage is still constantly swiping on the phone.

Ignoring Katherine and Gintoki’s mother-in-law who had been beaten unconscious and thrown out, Kagura sighed and shook her head as she watched Kagura put away her phone and hiccupped.

“Even Kagura-chan has found a side business that suits her in the new era, you men are really…”

After speaking, Granny Denshi put on her reading glasses and took out her smartphone from her cuff.

“Ala~ Xiaoli Jiang has started the live broadcast, she is still so handsome and cute, I love her~”

Looking at the mother-in-law Dengshi who skillfully recharged and gave gifts, the corners of Xinba Haw’s eyes couldn’t stop twitching.

“Grandma Dengshi, how much did you spend on this list?”

“What?!”

Yin Shi suddenly woke up and rushed forward, scolding: “Hey! Baba! Who asked you to spend Yin Sang’s money! Just because Yin Sang is not as cute as him?! Just because Yin Sang is not as handsome as him. Do you think it’s okay to be addicted to this kind of thing, the family is not harmonious, and your son’s rebellion doesn’t matter?!”

“It’s my money!! And don’t come close to it again!”

…

Dengshi small shop after midnight, customers There are only twos and threes left.

“It’s really a good new era~” Granny Dengshi put away her smartphone and took off her reading glasses with a satisfied face. “My underground husband would never have imagined that there would be such an era.”

New Ba Hao complained speechlessly: “Ah, I really can’t imagine that my wife, who is in her sixtieth year, will give so much money to a man who only sees it on the screen of her mobile phone.”

“What do you know about Oguri-chan with these glasses?! He works very hard. Yes!” Granny Dengshi clenched her fists and burst into blue veins and instantly retorted, and then blushed inexplicably, covered her cheeks with a shy face, and said shyly, “Every time she is so cute and said to this old woman like me. Thank you, Sister Dengshi, I really can’t stand it~”

After being silent for a long time, Xin Ba Hao said silently: “Ah… I’m completely addicted.”

“But ah…”

Granny Dengshi turned and looked sideways To Xiaoyu, who was cleaning without saying a word, he continued: “In this new era where good things are basically everywhere, it is unavoidable that some people will show such a lonely expression or something. Obviously it is so good. A new era is coming…” Hearing the

sound, Xin Ba Haw and Kagura, who were sitting at the front desk, became quiet at the same time, perhaps thinking of someone, they both bowed their heads silently in tacit understanding.

After a long time, Xin Ba Hae raised his head, and the corner of his mouth revealed a bit of a lonely smile.

“Jiang Chengsang is really a cunning guy, he was left behind by all of us, but it always made us feel like he was left alone or something.

Even if he wanted to catch up, he didn’t even know where he was going… No… Even if he knew, he couldn’t catch up, what a formidable guy.

At

this time, Kagura suddenly couldn’t hold back a laugh, and spoke as if talking to

himself

.

Said that my uncle was a sneaky guy,

a cunning guy who cheated.

”

Xiaoyu, who calmly listened to Kagura and Xinbaha’s words, suddenly turned his face to the store door at a certain moment.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing outside the door, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, His sleeves slowly left

….

Tengshi Tavern, Shemale Club, Takatianyuan, Smile Bar…

Jiang Cheng passed by those familiar shops in Kabukicho, which seemed to be the same as before, but they seemed a little different.

No change is hilarious, but what has changed is people.

…

The new era of Shinkansen and trams has added many, many lines to all parts of the country.

Of course, if you feel that taking the tram is a waste of time, you can also You can choose to take the airship, which is faster and safer, but it is slightly more expensive than the tram.

Taking the tram, Jiang Cheng took only one day to come to a very familiar small mountain village in the countryside.

Educational reform, let private schools This kind of thing has basically disappeared completely, and what has been taken is the enlightenment education of kindergartens, and the education system of primary school, junior high school, high school, and university one step after another, and it is a nine-year compulsory education.

Teachers also It has officially become a public servant who can be compared to a civil servant,

but the difficulty of becoming a teacher is different from before.

You need to study and take exams to become a teacher after obtaining a qualification certificate.

Matsushita Elementary School was founded by Songyang, who had gone through a lot of studies and successfully obtained the teacher’s qualification certificate, with the help of the new government.

The school building is not big, there is only one modern teaching building, a small but well-equipped playground.

After all, there are not many students here. In Panasonic Elementary School, from the first grade to the sixth grade, there are only a dozen students in total, including four orphans, and the rest are basically left-behind children.

Because the only teacher in the culture class was Songyang, and he also served as the principal, so everyone was crowded into one classroom.

(You can refer to Youzai Daily King)

Songyang didn’t have much response to this, and even enjoyed it, but corporal punishment of students is not allowed now, and most of these students are also very sensible.

So Songyang sometimes always looks at his fists and feels a little empty chatter.

In the school, in addition to Songyang, the rest are the physical education teacher and the dean of the school.

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