Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 860

[Chapter 797: Prison and Sentence!]

“New…New Baja (Second Generation)…”

Jiang Cheng murmured softly, his face showing a bit of disbelief, but then he showed a helpless smile and shook his head.

——Then he took off the glasses on Shin Baja’s face, holding them in his hands and looking straight at them.

“So what is the second generation of brackets! Why do you have to use such a statement that is very similar to the relationship between Piccolo and Piccolo in the first place! In other words, those are just glasses!”

“Just I even inherited the complaints.” Jiang Cheng put on a somewhat relieved smile on his face, “It seems that Xinbaha has no regrets, the second generation.”

“Where did Xinbaha go?! Is there a second generation left?!”

Jiang Cheng smiled and continued: “But it’s already the second generation, so let’s just change the name and call it Xiner (Shinji). .”

Shinbaha immediately retorted excitedly: “What is Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Can I have such a beautiful step sister?! Really?!”

“No, you’re not There is already a righteous brother… ah!” Before

Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he was stepped on the floor by the righteous brother of “Xin Er” who was holding a long knife at an unknown time.

A Miao’s face burst into blue veins.

“Who are you calling the righteous brother! You scumbag!”

“What are you guys doing!”

Jiang Chengbai, who pulled his bloody head out of the floor, focused his efforts to refute… came out.

“Why did you come to such a place! Are you all idiots?! Don’t you care about the future? Don’t you care about such a beautiful future?!”

“Daddy…” ×2

Two soft and waxy voices suddenly came from Jiang It rang from behind.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned, his eyes widened unconsciously, and his pupils began to tremble slightly.

Jiang Cheng, who slowly turned around, saw the very cute orange-haired boy and orange-haired girl who were about five years old. Tears flickered in their big eyes that were as pure as glass beads, making people unable to help themselves. Give birth to a lot of love.

“Dad…Dabi…” Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, “You…you…you two are…”

“Daddy! I finally see you!” The little girl took the lead in crying and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

As for the boys, it was a little late.

“Li!!” Jiang Cheng opened his arms and shouted excitedly.

“Shinji!”

“Uh…” Kagura’s brows twitched, and her footsteps stopped involuntarily, “Re… What is Rei? What is Shinji?”

“Isn’t it your two names?” Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically. , and then propped up his chin with a proud look on his face, “I have already decided that if I have children in the future, the boy’s name will be Shinji, and the girl’s name will be Rei.”

… This person is hopeless.

Kagura thought so in her heart, but she still had a pitiful smile on her face.

“So…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng squatted down, bent his eyes with a smile on his face, and raised both hands at the same time.

“Daddy…” Kagura and Kamui, who were ready to face the head-to-head killing, showed their longing, but…

bang!

!

×2

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the two of them into the floor, still had a full smile on his face, “…Are you ready to change your name? Kagura? Kamui?”

“What are you doing, Aru?!” The Kagura no longer pretended to be, showing her original posture with white eyes and blue veins, and said angrily, “People have come so far to satisfy your disgusting sister-controlled wishes, is this attitude?! ”

“I won’t bother you with this kind of thing, wish or something…” Jiang Cheng’s expression gradually softened, and he took out neatly folded trousers from his chest, “I have already achieved it.”

Shenwei bent With a smile on his face, he reminded: “Private Marseille~ Those are booger GIRL’s panties.”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes.

Kagura, who broke free from the floor with his veins bursting, pounced directly on Jiang Cheng.

“Bastard! Return my panties! You perverted little uncle!”

“Heh…” Jiang Cheng threw away the panties in his hand, turned around and came to the wall, squatting against the wall with his knees in his arms When he came down, his whole body exuded an indescribable depression.

“Sure enough… it’s better to be dead…”

“Why do you have such an unlovable expression when you know it’s my trousers!!” Kagura frowned again, then folded his arms and deliberately stood up With a proud bust that doesn’t conform to the scientific outlook on development, he snorted, “Look? Now I’m also a mortal, how about it? If you’re sincere, it’s not that I can’t give you some mortal welfare or something. Lu.”

“Oh…when did I become such a superficial guy?” Jiang Cheng let out a hoarse sound, his eyes tilted his head absentmindedly, “…Go back, it has nothing to do with you.”

“Not so What does a superficial guy mean Aru?! What do you mean Aru if it has nothing to do with me?!”

Kagura frowned again and was about to rush up, but was stubbornly stopped by Shin Baha.

“Calm down! Kagura-chan!”

“It’s hot! It’s really annoying, this bastard! Kill him! You must kill him!”

“Aren’t we here to save him?! You’re making trouble by killing him. What the

hell!”

“A guy like that is just scum and a moth of society, Aru! It’s not worth saving at all!” Kagura retorted.

“No…Wait.” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something at this time, and hurriedly got up and came to Shenwei, “You just called me dad, so that means that bald guy is finally dead?!”

“Who said? The bald man!!” The bright bald man who came from nowhere flew and kicked Jiang Cheng.

boom!

“Is it this?!” Xin Ba Hao on the side complained again, “Isn’t it the second half of the sentence that you care about?!” The

owner of Xinghai Fang cleared his throat and said, “Although that one is also very concerned, but the word bald is more concerned. ”

You don’t need this! Because you’re already bald!”

“Really,” Jiang Cheng slowly stood up from the ruins beside him clutching his chest, complaining constantly, “A bunch of idiots.” How dare you come to this kind of place at such a time… you’re really stupid.”

The three pirates who happened to be approaching Jiang Cheng at this time dealt with a clean fourteen, and pouted the corners of his mouth. : “Yeah, but it shouldn’t be as good as a fool who travels through time just for a woman.”

“What nonsense?” Jiang Cheng picked up his sword and said casually, “I just want to choose one. It’s an easy way to end it, but it’s not easy to be made by you idiots.”

Brush!

brush!

brush!

Zongwu, who had dealt with several pirates, ran over and stretched out his hand at Shishi. ”

Thifang-sang, you lost, take 10,000 yuan.” “Hey!” Shishi let out a cry , reluctantly took out his wallet from his arms, took out a ten thousand yuan and put it in Zongwu’s hands.

“I knew the boss would say that, and you, Kondo-san.”

Saying that, Sogo turned his head to look at Kondo, who had come to Jiang Cheng’s side at some point, and stretched out his hand: “Kondo-san, you lose, take the Hand over the bananas.”

“Why is my bet here on bananas?!” Kondo retorted instantly.

“You…” Jiang Cheng raised his head, the blue veins on his forehead jumped, and his face was full of kindness, “Do you want to die? The policeman neglected his duties and came to such a place at this time. Are all idiots? ”

What nonsense are you talking about?” Fourteen lit a cigarette, “When did we neglect our duty? It’s just to perform official duties.”

Kondo took over: “The biggest villain in the universe, the murderer, don’t need to light it. How could Hi-Tech be caught?”

Jiang Cheng chuckled and said, “Earth’s future police are really powerful, they can travel through time and space in order to catch a sinner. What is this? Time police? Time guard?”

“It doesn’t matter which one.”

Zongwu clenched his sword again, and pointed directly at Jiang Cheng, “If you killed so many of our team members, don’t think that you can atone so easily, boss.” He

also turned around .

The sword pointed at Jiang Cheng’s fourteen eyes and took the words seriously: “The prison to hold you has been prepared for you long ago, and even the sentence has already come down.”

“Here is the most sinful person in the history of the universe – Jiang Cheng, issue a detention notice.” Kondo, who pointed at Jiang Cheng, said.

“The name of the prison you are about to enter is…Earth, and the sentence is…forever!” ×3

“Hahahaha…” Jiang Cheng, who lowered his head and looked hidden in the shadows, suddenly laughed for no reason, “It’s really a bunch of people. As for the note of dedication, and this sentence… It’s really unimaginably heavy, haven’t you considered the situation that the prisoner can’t bear?”

“Isn’t that kind of thing already clear before you commit the crime? “Zongwu asked back.

“Ah… that’s true. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com This kind of thing should be understood before committing a sin.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng flicked the sword in his hand, “But… I refuse! I have to try it. Can you catch me, the number one villain in the universe!”

“Not just them, but us!”

Harita’s voice suddenly came from the side.

Jiang Cheng, who turned his head to look, looked at the acquaintances headed by Jiang Hua, Songyang, and Mao Mao, a little lost.

“Yo, sneaked away, it’s been a long time.”

Standing behind Songyang, Yin Shi’s little thumb digs his nostrils, stares at the dead fish’s eyes as always, glancing at the sword in Jiang Cheng’s hand, and continues.

“Really, he said he hated samurai, but he was holding such a samurai sword and wig in his hand. What is that?”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” The ground explained, “Isn’t it all popular science? That is a knife on a certain planet that can be made into a knife with one’s own cells and blood. As long as a person is alive, the knife will not break. Even if it is broken, it can be restored with its own blood.”