Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 865

[Chapter 801: The so-called daily life is…]

Edo, Yoshihara.

In a certain otaku’s room, even if it was three poles in the sun, someone in navy blue pajamas was still lying on the bed in a large font, sleeping with a halazi.

On the floor beside it was an alarm clock that had been smashed unconsciously by someone in his sleep.

Squeak –

Yue Yong, who opened the sliding door, saw the scene in front of her, her face suddenly sank, and two blue veins suddenly burst out on her forehead.

Immediately afterwards, he walked towards Jiang Cheng step by step with a cold face.

And Jiang Cheng, after feeling the strange touch on his face, frowned and woke up from his sleep.

Jiang Cheng, who slowly opened his sleepy eyes, saw Yueyong, who was condescending above his head, with a cold face, and severely ravaged his face with high heels, several blue veins suddenly burst out on his face.

“What are you doing?! Smelly woman! Believe it or not!”

“How many days has it been?” Yueyong moved her feet away, looking at Jiang Cheng as if looking at scum, and said coldly, “You I said it myself? I will start from scratch as diligently as a new employee at the bottom. It has been two months, and I have not worked at all…”

“When did I say it!” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and sat up. At the same time, the corners of his mouth were curled and he retorted angrily: “You finally tied me up, right? It was that shitty lifetime contract that you forced me to sign in the end, right? Is that a contract? I didn’t admit it!”

Yueyong let out a breath of smoke and replied indifferently, “It doesn’t matter, that’s Yoshihara’s rules, be honest with me before the redemption fee is enough, now it’s 3,122,200 700,100… No, plus the 300,000 purchased yesterday, the total is 3,123,000.”

“That’s too much!” Jiang Chengbai roared, “I don’t remember that I owe so much money! It’s just a bounty for all the members of the Grass Pirates, right?! Do you want me to go to Wei Route?! I want to go to Wei Route and kill them all ?!”

“Whatever you want,” Yueyong turned around, holding the cigarette pipe, in a casual tone, “But if you can, you can leave Qiao O, Yoshihara just needs a doctor.”

“Who cares about you!!”

“Yes, yours The teacher… is here.”

“Hey?” Jiang Cheng was stunned, “Songyang? What is he doing here? Has he become more interested in this after becoming a human?”

…

Morning.

Jiang Cheng, who walked into a certain shop, looked blankly at Songyang surrounded by a group of wandering girls.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai remembered that when he was a child, Songyang was indeed very popular with women, and all the women in the village liked Songyang very much.

They were able to eat with Yinshi, and in fact it was largely thanks to Songyang. Every day, peasant women would pass by the village and deliberately ask Songyang to talk to them and leave some agricultural products just dug out of the ground.

…

“Jiang Cheng, teacher, I… I’m a little confused now.”

This was the first sentence Songyang said to Jiang Cheng with a bit of distress, but Jiang Cheng remained expressionless.

“In today’s era, it is very troublesome to become a teacher, so I am very confused as a teacher.”

Looking at Songyang, who was surrounded by several wandering girls, Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes and said: ” Songyang, do you think it’s appropriate to say something like this in this state? Say…you just talk, why are you beating me? Why are you knocking me into the floor?”

Well… just now, Jiang Cheng After being knocked into the floor by Songyang, only a bulging head was left on the ground.

“Because…” Songyang squinted his eyes with a smile on his face and raised an index finger, “I just heard from the girls here that my students seem to have deceived a lot of people.”

“Cheat? Who am I deceiving? ?”

“For example, lying to others by saying, “I will definitely give you a ransom to marry you”, and “We will have at least three babies in the future”, “If you swallow it, you will do it again” and so on…”

“Except Except for the last sentence I may have really said to a woman, I have never said anything to any other woman!

”

Jiang Cheng tried his best to refute, but then he suddenly thought of something. He turned his head to look at this moment, and the group of Baihua sisters who were standing behind him whistled and looked left and right but didn’t look at him. Once again, the ground became expressionless.

“Hey, are you talking nonsense?

Hearing the sound, all Miss

Baihua became excited instantly.

“Mr. Songyang!”

Jiang Cheng, sama, he… he clearly said that!

”

“That’s right!”

He even said he would give me a fancy wedding!

”

“It’s a wedding trip, we’re going to the universe together!”

”

“It is said that as long as there are no triplets, it will not stop!”

”

Obviously swallowed it, but he…”

A group of Miss Baihua chirped and cried pitifully.

Jiang Cheng exploded again: “I said too much!”

Who said that last sentence?

I don’t remember such a development!

It sounds like my body is not good enough!

Give me some slack!

!

”

“Mr. Songyang, call the shots for us~” ×n

“You…!

!

!

”

Jiang Cheng, the teacher should have taught you,” Songyang raised his fist again, his expression changed from Songyang mode to virtual mode in an instant, “Girls are a disadvantaged group…”

…

“Come on, so what’s the matter?

”

Jiang Cheng, who was rubbing his head, sat on the sofa opposite Songyang with an impatient look on his face.

Song Yang put on his sleeves, still smiling: “So didn’t you just say it? Teacher, I am very troubled and confused in this new era, so I want to ask my disciples for help. After all, your growth has surpassed that of the teacher. ”

Songyang…”

Jiang Cheng’s expression gradually became serious, and he showed some feelings, and said: “Didn’t you say it? What’s wrong with being confused and troubled sometimes? It doesn’t matter, just continue to be confused.” You just need to be who you want to be.”

Song Yang, who was blocked by Jiang Cheng’s words, finally raised his fist again with a smile on his face.

…

Songyang, who left Yoshihara, was still unhappy in his heart. He didn’t expect that what he had said would be used by his disciples to block him, and he couldn’t refute it.

Songyang, who was secretly distressed, finally came to the location of his other disciple

-Wanshiwu.

The Master Room, as the name suggests, is a place to help people deal with all their troubles.

Looking at the signboard if it was rented, Songyang couldn’t help but sigh in his heart. Silver time is also promising, and he can help people deal with all kinds of troubles.

So he must be able to solve his own troubles easily, right?

Song Yang, who was thinking like this, knocked on the door of the Master’s House.

sigh–ka!

Xin Baha, who opened the door, looked at Songyang in front of him, and said politely, “Ah! It’s Mr. Songyang! Come in! Yinsang didn’t come back until morning after drinking yesterday. I’ll call him!”

Song Yang responded with a smile, raised his foot and stepped into the entrance.

This young man who can only see a pair of glasses without speaking has no sense of existence, is a very polite child he has seen before.

Since it is Gintoki’s subordinate, then such a sensible child is also taught by Gintoki, right?

And drinking until morning… It should be a social event, right?

The president of modern society always has a lot of entertainment, so my disciple should be too.

He should be reminded to pay attention to his body and less entertainment.

Songyang, who was thinking about it like this, was even more satisfied with the growth of his disciple in his heart.

But…

“Hey! Get up soon! Your teacher is here!”

Shin Baha slammed open the door of Yinshi’s room and shouted at the same time.

“Ah? Songyang?” Yin Shimi glared at her eyes and said in a perfunctory drunken speech: “Whatever you want, Xinbaha, remember to put the souvenirs brought by Songyang into the refrigerator, but Don’t steal it. Give him a cup of tea or something, and I’ll sleep for a while…”

Uh… Songyang looked down at his empty hand… a gift?

Just when Songyang was worrying about it alone, Kagura, who was dressed like a housewife, came to Songyang with a single stride, and Dou-da’s tears couldn’t stop falling for a moment.

“Little aunt…”

“Songyang-sensei!”

Kagura began to cry directly, pointing to Yinshi’s room door, her voice was miserable, it could be said that those who heard it were sad, and those who saw it wept.

“That silver-haired natural curler has been in arrears for half a year of wages! You can talk about him too! There is a mother who is recovering from a serious illness in my family who needs to supplement nutrition, and I really need this money!

But the natural curling company It’s good to grow up, if I don’t work hard, I always go out to drink and drink until the morning, and every time I lose all the rewards for the tasks I finally received, and now even the rent of the Master House is in arrears for many months! Our wages are even more It’s

far away! Woohoo…”

Looking at Kagura’s unstoppable tears, Songyang’s brain couldn’t react for a while, but then, the door of the Master’s House was opened again, and at the same time came the sound of The roar of an old woman.

“Silver time!! The rent has been in arrears for half a year! Today you have to spit out the rent to me even if you sell me a kidney!”

“Idiot Sakata! You have to hand over the rent to my mother today!”

“Weapons are ready.”

Songyang finally realized something when he looked at an old woman with red lips, a middle-aged woman with cat ears and a smug face, and Xiaoyu holding a flamethrower.

…Is this disciple of yours not as good as you imagined?

…

Standing downstairs in the Master’s House, listening to the sound of beatings and insults upstairs, Songyang had doubts about his previous education for the first time.

boom!

!

!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

with a roar and Ginshi screaming, a black unknown object flew straight out of the master house and hit Songyang’s feet.

Songyang didn’t pay attention to Yin Shi, whose face was still smoldering in front of him, but was still thinking about something in secret.

Yinshi raised his head, and stumblingly said, “Song… Songyang, what, borrow…borrow some money…”

Hmm

…

ignoring the fact that there was only Yinshi who fell into a coma with a bulging bag on the ground. With his head in his hands, Songyang slowly left with his hands in his hands.

He’s going to find some answers that he feels he’s got hold of, but he’s barely there.

Time suddenly came to noon.

Gululu…

Songyang stopped his steps after listening to the scream of his stomach.

Since becoming a human, my body also needs to eat, or in other words, I can gradually understand what human hunger feels like.

Because of hunger, I gradually felt the happiness of human beings when eating, and gradually understood the taste of various foods.

“Teacher!”

After hearing the voice of one of his own disciples, Songyang looked back.

“Teacher! It’s really you!”

With tears in her eyes, Gui stepped forward in a few steps and took her teacher’s hand, which was kind.

【Hello teacher!

] Elizabeth holds up the board.

My own student, who used to be the best student in Matsushita Village School, has also grown up.

Songyang felt a little emotional in his heart, and let Gui pull himself into a certain restaurant.

…

Songyang, who had finished his lunch, looked with a smile on his face and looked at Gui, who was still chattering and talking like he hadn’t eaten for several days.

Although this disciple has grown up and is a little nagging, he is the most calm one.

Songyang praised in his heart, and … also knew to invite the teacher to have a meal.

After drinking the soup, Gui wiped his mouth and continued, “…In short, in other words, the students are now doing some work related to animal protection.”

The work…is also very meaningful.

Songyang couldn’t help but add a little more to his appreciation for his student.

“Teacher, because it is imperative to protect the meat ball, there is really not much time to reminisce the wonderful time of teachers and students with you! The students will go first! Let’s go! Elizabeth!

” Gui, who hurried out, Songyang couldn’t help but look at this disciple a little bit more.

The work is very meaningful and hard-working. I think this is the most promising child in the village…

But…

“Sir, check out.”

Seeing the waiter who stopped him in front of him, Songyang was stunned for a while. Then he tilted his head.

“Ok?”

The waiter turned over the bill in his hand and said, “The total meal price is 1,800 yuan, but when the gentleman left the house just now, he brought three hundred catties of beef, two hundred catties of pork, and five bags of rice. There are also oil, noodles and some green vegetables, and the total is 5 million and 120 yuan including consumption tax. Are you cash or card?”

At this time, the other side.

Gui Zheng gritted his teeth and carried a large bag and a small bag, and walked in a certain direction with Elizabeth, who was also carrying a large bag and a small bag.

“Hold on! Elizabeth! This is all the money that the teacher gave us when we first started our business! Never sprinkle a grain of rice!”

[Hi!

Mr. Gui!

】

“Sansan… I will never forget this kindness!” Gui said tearfully.

…

In the end, he has been silently following Songyang not far away to solve Songyang’s billing problem.

And the solution is also very simple, that is… sign the IOU and go to work part-time to pay off the debt!

A pier in Edo at sunset.

Looking at the uncomplaining and silent sack of Luo, who was working as a part-time worker, Songyang felt a little more guilt for this eldest disciple who didn’t speak much.

At the same time, the students who said they were treating themselves to dinner but left them with an exorbitant bill also had some strange emotions.

Especially after learning the accurate news from a ramen shop owner that the student spends most of the time eating Bawang meals in the shop, he feels that his previous education has really failed.

In the end, Songyang decided to get to know his last student.

…

In the phone booth by the roadside, Songyang followed the prompt to put a coin and pressed the phone number he had obtained from the cool young man with a piano on his back in the Ghost Soldier team.

Beep…beep…

“Is… Jinsuke?”

Songyang asked tentatively into the microphone.

“Senior! It’s looking for Lord Jinzhu!”

A girl’s voice came from the microphone. The owner of this voice, Songyang, also had an impression, a girl in very thin clothes, who respected Jinzhu very much.

“Hello, I’m Yoshida Songyang, can you let Jinsuke answer the phone?”

“Hello, Songyang-sensei, Master Jinsuke…”

Someone took the phone before you could finish her words.

“Teacher, long time no see.”

After hearing Jin Zhu’s voice, the smile on Song Yang’s face finally became a little richer.

Sure enough, Jinsuke is the best and most respected teacher.

“Jinzhu, teacher I…”

“Needless to say, I already know. Are you worried about the inability to be a teacher in the new era?”

This disciple even noticed the teacher’s distress!

“Children are the future of this country, and like the teachers, I worry about their growth.”

Sure enough, Jinsuke was the best student at Matsushita Village School.

Songyang was very emotional.

“Teacher, I will also help. When your school is completed, I will also report…in the name of a health teacher.”

He also inherited his own ideals!

Although he is a health teacher, there is no doubt that he has been promoted to inherit his ideals!

Songyang’s heart gradually warmed up.

But the next moment…

“Senior, what do you want to do to the elementary school students?! You perverted lolicon senior!”

“Not lolicon!” The first half of the sentence was still Takasugi’s voice.

com “He’s a primary school student’s health teacher!”

The second half of the sentence became the voice of a middle-aged man that I had an impression of. If I remember correctly, many people call him Lolicon, an adult who is very dangerous for children.

Songyang: …

“Teacher Songyang, please rest assured, I will definitely quit the staff of the Ghost Soldier Team to become a health teacher in your school! For the healthy growth of Luo… children! I am willing to give everything! Every day They will check their bodies! If there are any hidden dangers, they will be eliminated immediately! But only for girls! Boys, please ask Songyang teacher!”

Youzi: “Nosebleeds are coming out! You perverted lolicon !”

Then came the sound of gunshots.

Beep…beep…beep…

Songyang finally hung up the phone, lowered his head and fell into silence…

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