Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 866

[Chapter 802: Involution is actually a normal state!]

A week has passed in the blink of an eye since then…

Yoshihara.

“Ha?!”

Jiang Cheng exclaimed in surprise, then turned his head and retorted at Yueyong with an unhappy expression on his face: “Why! Why does Songyang ask me to compensate for the broken floor that Songyang knocked on! Stop joking! Who knocked on the floor? Who should pay for the bad ones? Twenty thousand yuan is too expensive for a piece of floorboard!”

Yueyong, who was leaning against the wall next to Jiang Cheng’s living room door, was smoking with a cigarette pipe in one hand, and said casually: ” Didn’t you once say that you would bear everything for that person? Then please ask for these compensations.”

“I don’t care! Go find Songyang for me! After all, he is not one of my disciples, so there are several left! They also said “Don’t be so stingy, and let us carry a little of what you are carrying” or something!

Let them take out their portion first!

”

“Sorry, I’ll only take your share here.”

“Speaking, Yueyong waved his hands and got up, turned around and walked towards the door, while not forgetting to leave the last sentence: “Their share will be handed over to you.

”

Hey—!

”

…

on the ground, Kabukicho.

“Cut!

Doesn’t that kind of thing end by the end of the main story?

It’s really going to cause trouble.

”

Jiang Cheng murmured as he walked towards the Master’s House.

“How much is appropriate?”

There are a total of five floors, a total of 100,000 yuan, and if the four people share it equally, the three of them will have no one at 33,000… No, 35,000.

Four to five is 100,000 yuan, and then I have to be honest (multiplied by ten), which means that each of the three of them can help me share 1 million equally.

That’s right, silver time, wig, tall boy, one million per person is enough!

“The

more he thought about it, the more reasonable Jiang Cheng nodded. He raised his feet and climbed the stairs next to the Dengshi Tavern.

Jiang Cheng, who came to the door of the Master’s House, wanted to kick the door, but after seeing the tattered door that had suffered a devastating blow recently, he silently retracted his foot.

At the same time, Yin Shi’s drunken voice and Gui’s voice, accompanied by the aroma of beef hot pot, floated out of the human-shaped hole in the door that was filled but useless.

“What is it! Songyang is too partial! Yinsang doesn’t care about borrowing money from him, but he turned around and funded you five million in materials

?!

”

It’s still me. When I found out about the work I wanted to do, I didn’t say a word, and I helped me with so many things, ahahaha…”

Hearing the words of the two, Jiang Cheng’s expression gradually became serious, and his pupils became dignified. trembling.

“Five…five…five million?!”

Then he kicked the door of the room and rushed into the entrance, and kicked the door of the living room again to the living room, staring with big red eyes, and his teeth were cracking. call.

“Hey! Silver Time! Wig! What’s the matter with five million?! Songyang he… Songyang did he really give the wig five million?!”

Gui, who was eating beef hot pot at the table, hugged his hands very much. It’s a relaxed and authentic: “Hey, it’s not a wig, it’s Gui! And it’s not giving, it’s business funding!”

“Really…it turns out to be true!” Jiang Cheng’s pupils trembled, and his face was reluctant to believe, “Just…even beef The hot pot is also eaten so harmoniously… There is no hot pot war! Fake… wigs are really rich!”

“It’s just 100 catties of ordinary beef,” Gui sneered at Jiang Cheng’s words like a local rich man, “You come too Let’s eat whatever you want.”

“Hey, Jiang Cheng, don’t you think it’s incredible?” When he was already drunk, he looked at Jiang Cheng with hazy eyes, and kept complaining, “Mingming Everyone is a disciple of Songyang, why did you only give this guy five million? You only gave me a fist!”

“He gave me two fists.” Jiang Cheng replied silently, but then he thought of something, frowning, pinching his chin and wondering, “Is Songyang so rich? Five million eyes are not enough. Blink?”

“Jiang Cheng, have you forgotten what the teacher did before?” Gui reminded very easily, holding his hands and closing his eyes, “That’s the Heavenly Daoists who control the entire universe of Altana! Is it easy to buy a few planets?”

“No, that’s definitely not the reason.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and returned with squinting Doudou’s eyes, “Basically all the money in Tiandaozhong’s treasury was taken by me. It was secretly misappropriated and used to study Altana, and the obscure Naruto could barely eat enough. At the end, there were only tens of thousands of yuan and the spaceship left. I put away the tens of thousands of yuan, the spaceship I

‘ve been damaged by long…”

“Uh…” After being silent for a while, Gui suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and said easily, “That’s Chunyu, as the largest pirate group in the galaxy, they The accumulated wealth is also immeasurable! Xu (Teacher) completely controlled Chunyu before! Then his property…”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng still couldn’t believe it, frowning with suspicion, ” But in the end, didn’t we bomb all the motherships of Chunyu? Whether it’s the spaceships of Chunyu or the assets accumulated by Chunyu should all disappear into the universe…”

“Hey,”

Yin said.

Shi waved his hand and said contemptuously, “Who else in this day and age would be foolish enough to pile up all their property at home? It must be that one, definitely depositing all the money in the bank, and the teacher definitely brought out the passbook in the end. ”

So…that’s the case!” Jiang Chengduan tapped his palm with his hand, and suddenly realized: “This also makes sense, to be able to throw five million to such a waste disciple without blinking, except for Songyang, who is rich in himself. But there is no other reason other than the enemy country! In other words, our task now is…”

“Find Songyang!” Yin Shi stood up in an instant, “Then cry! Finally…”

“Divided up the property!” Jiang Cheng Turning around with Gintoki, he took the words with a serious expression.

“Wait!” Yin Shi suddenly thought of something again, and said solemnly: “Only the three of us know about this matter for the time being, do you understand?”

Jiang Cheng snorted and said, “Hey, you are a kid.

Who are you to look at? Needless to say, I know this kind of thing. How could a fool tell Gao Zai about this kind of thing? I have understood the principle of more monks and less porridge since I was a child!”

Yin Shi chuckled and praised: “It’s really Yes, as expected of a selfish ghost who has been keen on eating alone since he was a child, I don’t need to say

it

. At the same time, he stepped out of the door of the Master’s House.

Their paths are so consistent with their goals. At the end of their path, is the tall, golden man with a gentle smile on his face.

The golden light on men is extremely dazzling, and this dazzling golden light will also guide them, so that they will never lose their way.

That is

– the light of money!

But the two of them didn’t know that the words just now were heard by many people.

For example, a certain glasses girl hiding on the ceiling, the glasses girl’s heart is like this:

——If you have those properties, Yinsang… Yinsang will definitely marry me!

Another example is Song Pinggong who just passed by downstairs. Song Pinggong’s psychological activities are:

——The new government’s finances are in jeopardy. If that person can donate the money, then…

Another example is a certain sunglasses on the street , his mental activity is:

– Finally, finally see hope!

In short, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng were not the only ones who started to act after this

…

Another week passed in a flash.

“Thank you for your patronage.”

In a convenience store, the front desk dressed in a convenience store staff uniform bowed his head to thank him.

By the way, in the past two weeks, Hao has not stopped for a day, and has been busy with various short-term jobs for Songyang’s bills.

To put it simply, for the current Oboro, life is an endless variety of day jobs.

Jiang Cheng, who was holding a bottle of water, didn’t notice that it was Hao who had just settled the bill for himself.

Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the convenience store, unscrewed the bottle cap and took a gulp of water, complaining, “Ah, I’ve been looking for a full week, where did Songyang go?”

“Don’t give up!” Yin Shi beside him With a serious expression, “The coach said it! If you give up, the game will end early!”

Jiang Cheng looked helpless: “The problem is that now I have sent Baihua out, but there is still no news at all.”

“Don’t worry .

There will definitely be news! Kagura and Shinbaha were also dispatched by me, and sooner or later there will be news!”

“That’s true, sooner or later, they will be found.” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, his eyes softened. “What I can see is Songyang’s golden figure like a giant.”

“Ah, so do I.” Yin Shi nodded, and his expression softened a bit.

“Oh haha … hahaha … hahahaha …”

“Hum … hahaha … hahahaha …” The

two laughed at each other ……

It

was another week.

Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi finally found Songyang’s figure after countless efforts and searches, and after passing by Oboro, who was busy working as a part-time worker, but did not recognize them.

under the sunset.

Looking at Songyang standing on the pier with his hands in his hands, looking up at the setting sun, the stalwart back of Phnom Penh’s shadowy back in the setting sun, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were more than 20 meters away from Songyang, were already in tears.

“Song… Songyang…” The two murmured at the same time.

And Songyang seemed to have noticed something, turned around slowly, and turned around with a gentle smile as always.

“Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi…”

“Song… Songyang!” The voices of the two became a little louder, and they took a step forward at the same time, their expressions full of relief and worry.

Looking at the expressions of the two, Songyang’s heart disappeared in an instant because of the complex psychology brought to him by the performance of the two disciples three weeks ago.

Looking at the dusty appearance of the two, Songyang knew that the two disciples should have been looking for him for a long time, and most likely wanted to apologize to him.

In the end…it’s still a good disciple, maybe I thought about it myself.

Forget it, just forgive them.

Songyang, who was thinking about it like this, looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who were just starting to run towards him with tears in their eyes. He was about to say something, but before he could speak, he suddenly heard many people speak in unison…

” Songyang teacher!!” ×n

looked at the acquaintances of his disciples who were not familiar with Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who had knocked Jiang Cheng and Yinshi to the ground and rushed towards him. A bit of emotion.

Even if they are not familiar with them, they are still willing to call themselves Teacher Songyang, probably because of their own disciples.

In this way, his disciples are indeed excellent, and those around them can agree with them, even their own teacher.

And these two disciples, in order to find themselves and apologize, actually mobilized so many people…

Thinking about it, a warm feeling surged in Songyang’s heart, and at the same time, this warm current slowly manifested in the bottom of his eyes and turned into his eyes. There were warm tears.

Opening his mouth, Songyang rolled his eyes and revealed a face that was very similar to the past, but with many more relieved smiles, and finally responded softly.

“Hi…”

But…

Mr. Matsudaira, who rushed forward with a group of Shinsho teammates, frowned and said, “Yoshida Matsuo! I’ve been looking for you for a long time! Let’s talk about cooperation!

” The many little apes of the Royal Court Fanzhong pushed the glasses on the bridge of their noses and scolded: “Shut up! The money is mine! It’s my marriage fund with Yinsang!”

“Little ape! I am your former boss. !” Song Pinggong’s small eyes under the sunglasses were full of murderous intent.

“It’s all in the past! The future of Yinsang and I is more important!”

“Hmph…”

Hasegawa, wearing a cardboard box, holding a cigarette butt and holding a weapon made from a cardboard box, stood among a group of homeless people also wearing cardboard box armor. In front of Han, he pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and snorted lightly, then said, “It’s useless, the number of people is too different, this time I won’t give up what I say. Everyone, get ready…”

Looking in front of him In this three-legged situation, Songyang bent his eyes and tilted his head after listening to what they said he couldn’t understand.

…what are they talking about?

“That… I’m sorry, you just…”

Song Yang, who had just spoken, was tightly guarded by Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who arrived before he finished speaking. At the same time, Xin Ba Haw, Kagura and many others The Miss Baihua also protected Songyang among the crowd.

Yin Shi said without turning his head: “Don’t worry, Songyang, leave it to us here.”

“Yinshi…”

Songyang murmured, although this scene really touched him – the disciple guarding the In front of the teacher or something.

But… why exactly?

“It’s our fault after all, leave it to us to solve it, Songyang.” Jiang Cheng also said.

Hmm… so what the heck is going on?

Songyang was puzzled.

“Teacher Songyang, let us guard this time.” Xin Baha held a wooden knife and his eyes were firm.

“You…”

“Teacher Songyang, trust them, and please trust those of us who believe in the two of them, Aru.”

“Prepare…” Jiang Cheng said.

“Go!!”

Yin Shi gave an order, everyone moved at the same time, and the war… began.

Looking at the group of people who were inseparable, Songyang still couldn’t figure out what was going on.

Especially something like “the money is mine”, I don’t know what happened.

After a long struggle, only Jiang Cheng and Yinshi and the others stood at the end.

However…

Jiang Cheng, who was overwhelmed by Yin Shi’s sudden blow, looked at Yin Shi with gritted teeth: “Ah! Yin Shi! You dare to smack me!”

Yin Shi showed a treacherous expression on his face: “Ha !

Haha, Jiang Cheng, didn’t you say that? There are more monks and less porridge, so I prepared more from the very beginning. Ah! You…you bastard…”

Looking at Yinshi, who was clutching his stomach, Jiang Cheng struggled to get up. Come on, he laughed and said: “Hahaha! Silver time! Do you think I can’t think of such a thing?! I have been on guard for you! Do you think I will kindly invite you to drink Pocari? No, over there I have already added colorless and odorless diarrhea medicine! No…I…my stomach…”

Looking at Jiang Cheng who suddenly covered his stomach, his face suddenly changed, Yin Shi laughed twice: “It seems that the two of us still It’s really each other…”

“You despicable and shameless fellow!!” Jiang Cheng roared.

“This sentence will be returned to you as it is!”

“The money is mine!”

“No, it’s mine!”

“Aaaaaaaaa!!!” ×2

Looking at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng who both fell to the ground after a blow, Songyang who just got the truth from Shin Baha and Kagura’s mouth, walked slowly towards them with a smile on their faces.

…

The moment the afterglow of the setting sun completely disappeared, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi also completely lost consciousness.

However, Songyang, who was about to leave just now, was stopped by Baihua and Xin Baha.

“Teacher Songyang, this is what you need.” ×2

looked at two identical registration forms with the words “Government Sponsored New Era Teacher Training” handed over by a representative of Baihua and Xinbaji at the same time. Yang smiled lightly.

In fact, there are two in Songyang’s arms, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

com One was obtained this morning from a certain disciple who had inherited his hairstyle, and the other was sent by mail from a certain purple-haired disciple, and it was just received today.

“Sure enough… it’s still very good.”

Song Yang, who took the two registration forms, said softly to himself as he looked at the two disciples who had just gotten up and covered their stomachs to look for the toilet.

…

Finally, Songyang joined the government-funded teacher training institutions in the New Era, and started a semester-long New Era teacher training.

But…

Songyang, who was sitting in a bright classroom with a group of adults, suddenly felt that something was wrong when he saw Hao on the podium.

…Could it be that Hao is the most promising one?

By the way, Oboro is just doing a part-time job!

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