Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 867

[Chapter 803: Social practice is inevitable!]

Time is like an arrow, time is like a shuttle.

It has been two months since Songyang established Panasonic Elementary School in the countryside.

On this day, the former students of Matsushita Village School all received a summons from their teacher.

——Songyang is coming to Edo!

…

In a small room, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Gui sat cross-legged on the floor, frowning, looking at each other, silent.

Gui was the first to speak and broke the silence: “Hey, what do you think the teacher is here this time?”

Yin Shi pouted his nostrils in disapproval: “What else could it be? He must be here to collect debts from some idiot. Right?”

“Debt collection?” Gui looked puzzled.

“Why are you pretending to be stupid?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Gui strangely, “Isn’t it because of you? Let Songyang carry five million debts or something.”

“Stop kidding, Jiang Cheng. In money I’m the most cautious when it comes to dealings! I never remember borrowing money or anything!”

“What kind of prudence! It’s just a more hateful bastard than Lao Lai!” Jiang Cheng complained, but Then he sighed again and waved his hand, “Anyway, I’ll leave it to the two of you this time. It’s really too much trouble to entertain.”

“Can you not always throw all the troublesome things to others?”

Yin Shi was angry, and then leaned back casually with his hands on the floor behind him, looking up at the ceiling with a look of impatience on his face, and continued, “Anyway, I’m too busy with work at the Master’s House, so I don’t have time to go. To entertain Songyang? Leave it to you.”

“Yinshi, why do you show the impatient expression when your children who worked hard in the city received a call from their mother and asked to visit? My mother also worked very hard. She brought you up with hard work and endured loneliness. I want to support your dream and send you to the tram. Even if I don’t want to give up, I wave goodbye with tears in my hands, just for my son’s dream! Every night I miss you and can’t sleep at night! You know the mother in the countryside has How worried are you that your son will be deceived or even wronged in the city alone?! But even so, she still dare not disturb you! It is only when you dream that your son is not doing well, you make a call carefully When I asked about my son’s current situation, I only got an impatient answer like “It’s very good, is it annoying in the middle of the night? I’m sleepy”, do you understand how my mother feels?

!

Do you two unworthy sons understand?

!

You don’t understand at all, do you?

”

“No road race!”

!

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi punched Gui at the same time.

After being smashed to the ground by the two, Gui, whose nose was bleeding, continued intermittently: “What… I mean… This situation is actually easy to handle… As long as the attitude on the phone is not so tough and the chatting time is a little longer, the mother’s eagerness to know her son’s situation and her desire to visit…”

“It has nothing to do with my mother!

What do you think of Songyang?

!

In other words, where can there be a mother who is still worried about her son who is about to turn 30!

”

Yin Shi, I don’t agree with this very much,” Gui sat up with toilet paper in his nose, and said slowly, holding his hands and closing his eyes, “You must know that in the eyes of rural mothers, children are children no matter how old they are. .

”

Your mother has been in the ground for many years, wig.

Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and replied.

Gui replied, “It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!”

And although this is true, my mother and I still often meet in dreams. In dreams, I will often remind me not to drink raw water casually, to have regular meals three times a day, not to stay up late, to go to bed early, to get up early, and to work diligently. Exercise and prepare clothes for the next season in advance when the seasons change.

In short, it’s mother’s love!

”

“The devil believes it!”

!

”×2

“Your mother is too annoying!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t stop complaining, “Can’t you live in peace even if you’re dead?! What’s going on in your dreams every day!”

“In short, I mean the teacher In fact, it’s similar to my mother. It was also because I was worried that the disciples would not be able to live well in the city, so we asked to come and visit, so we just need to show our reliable side and make my mother believe that we are doing well in the city. To dispel my mother’s anxiety and let her go back.”

“I’ve completely become my mother in the back!” Yin Shi complained.

“If both of you don’t want to receive the teacher, then let me come. I’m ready! I’ll show the teacher my most reliable side to relieve my mother’s worries! This is the son’s responsibility!”

Jiang Cheng said angrily: “Sit down for me! You are responsible for your size! How can there be a son of a bastard who takes his mother to the king’s meal in this world!”

“So what should we do? Anyway, the sons here are I don’t really want to receive my mother from the countryside…”

Hearing Yin Shi’s words, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and at the same time hooked the corner of his mouth: “That… Have you forgotten that my mother has a son? Don’t think it’s this time… that immature young son who is still in the second year of middle school? Last time, he didn’t even show up…”

Hearing Jiang Cheng’s words, Gui and Yin Shi Ruo had Thoughts.

…

One sunny afternoon, Takasugi, who was deceived by Jiang Cheng and several others, was knocked unconscious by the three of them as soon as he appeared. After waking up from the park, what he saw was Songyang smiling in front of him. .

Jiang Cheng sighed: “Songyang, that’s the way it is. Gao Zai said, no matter what, this time he will entertain you alone. We really can’t stop it. In the end, we can only knock him unconscious for a while.”

“Hey, what’s going on?” Takasugi, who was tied up, asked coldly, “What’s the matter with entertaining Songyang? Wig, Gintoki, you guys…”

Song Yang smiled at this time, and said, “All the talented people of Matsushita Village School, the teacher is not here to entertain you, but actually…”

After speaking, Song Yang turned around slowly, revealing a few figures behind him. He went on to say, “Actually, the educational institution of the new government issued a notice that elementary school students should take advantage of the holidays to complete social practice. That’s why I thought of a few students who were not so

promising

in Edo.”

The five little ghosts in front of them—the nostril-picking teenager with silver hair that naturally curls and looks like silver, and the purple-haired middle-aged kid with bandages on his hands, blindfolds and coats, arrogantly, chewing gum in his trouser pockets. A fashionable, orange-haired teenager covered in all kinds of rivets, wearing thick bottle-bottomed glasses and holding a book, a teenager who looks quiet and doesn’t like to talk much, and…a soft-haired boy wearing glasses Weak girl.

Gao Sugi and Gin Toki, who looked down at the silver-haired kid and the purple-haired kid respectively, sneered at the same time, and put their hands on the heads of the two kid’s heads at the same time.

“Takasugi, you’ve shrunk.”

“Gintoki, so did you.” “Don’t

touch me with dirty natural curls!” The purple-haired kid reached out and patted Gintoki’s hand, taking two steps back at the same time. , clutching his blindfold in pain, “Ah! Not good! After being touched by the sinister nature of society, the seal of my devil’s eye… actually loosened! Do you know what you did?! The world… What if the world is destroyed because of this?!”

“Don’t worry,” the silver-haired brat flicked the booger off his little finger, smeared it on Takasugi’s body, and stared at the dead fish with his hands on his head. The most a guy touches will only be infected with some strange lower body viruses, such as [beep-] and [beep-]. This kind of disease is not contagious.” The

fashionable and stylish young man He took the words very casually: “Really? Didn’t you two have some brain-damaging virus in your head? Stay away from me, miscellaneous.”

“What did you say?!”

Looking at the quarrelling brats, Gui remained silent for a long time before he said to himself with a dignified expression on his chin: “Could it be that the dream machine like the time machine has finally been successfully developed? What is the sense of presence in this childhood?”

“R & D you!” Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Yin Shi said at the same time.

Song Yang faced Jiang Cheng and the others again, smiling: “In short, that’s it, there are only five students in the school at present. Then when I mentioned social practice, I thought of my own students in Edo. As their senior brother, you should be generous with your advice on this kind of thing.”

“Songyang, are you serious?” Jiang Cheng curled his lips, “Are you sure you want these little devils to join the society where I am. Practice? Yoshihara is not a place for a kid to go, that kind of place is too exciting for kids of this age.”

Hearing the sound, the kid with bottle-bottom glasses who was always holding a book slowly appeared under his nose. Had two nosebleeds.

“Hey, wig, pay a little attention.” Jiang Cheng reminded blankly, “The ability to supplement the brain can be stopped for a while.”

“It’s not the wig, it’s Gui!” Gui corrected instantly, and then looked at the brightly dressed man. The bright and fashionable kid, “Jiang Cheng, I’ve said it before, nosebleeds are mainly due to the weather and the fire, it has nothing to do with that kind of thing.”

“Uncle, you are rushing .

Where are you talking?” The fashion fan boy looked disgusted.

Jiang Cheng shook his head and stared at the thick-bottomed glasses brat in front of him: “No, wig, this kind of reason won’t work, after all, every time you pass by that soba noodle restaurant in town, you will subconsciously look up at the proprietress. Underwear hanging on the balcony will cause nosebleeds.”

The boy with the glasses stuffed the toilet paper, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and replied silently, “No, it’s not the only reason, you must know that there are many reasons for nosebleeds, such as nose damage, weather, internal body The reason, just like the reason for my nosebleed just now, is probably the combined product of these three. As for the reason for the nosebleed when passing by a soba noodle restaurant, the reason for the nosebleed is because the road surface is uneven, and every time I pass by, the blood will rise up because of the bumps. Nosebleeds will come out.”

“That’s right.” Gui nodded in agreement.

“Yes, you are exactly the same size as you!” Jiang Cheng complained.

“I see, I understand a little bit.” The handsome and fashionable boy looked at Gui, Yinshi and Takasugi in front of him, nodded, and supported his chin to analyze, “In other words, these three idiots will grow up when they grow up. Have you become such a bad adult?”

“Well, that’s probably the case. Even if you grow up, an idiot is still an idiot.” Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

“Who are you calling an idiot!!” ×6

… In

the setting sun, in a small park.

Songyang, who was sitting on the bench, smiled and looked at the five students who were chasing and making trouble.

“…In short, that’s it. As seniors, you also want to show your good side to these little juniors, right?”

“No, not interested at all.” Jiang Cheng got up without hesitation and prepared to leave, ” This kind of thing can be left to Yinshi and the others.”

Takasugi turned around for the second time: “I’m also very busy, and I don’t have time to play the house with these little ghosts. Goodbye, Songyang.”

“Sorry, my family There are already two little devils, and one more will break me down.” Gintoki turned around for the third time.

“Don’t worry! Leave it all to me! Teacher!” Gui patted his chest and shouted solemnly, “These little children, leave them all to me! I will spend the whole summer vacation educating them well. Their!”

“Sure enough…” Song Yang sighed.

“Hey? Teacher? Didn’t I say I can do it?” Gui asked in confusion.

“Yahahahie, if that’s the case, then forget it. I thought that the most outstanding students of Matsushita Village School can take the initiative to provoke this task to help teachers share their worries…”

…The best and most outstanding students who have grown up!

In an instant, Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Gintoki stopped at the same time.

“Really, since Songyang said it by name, then he can only accept it~” Jiang Cheng shook his head with a look of helplessness, and said at the same time.

Yin Shi spread his hands and pretended to be relaxed and said: “Indeed, I can only show a little energy to play with these little devils.”

Gao Shan snorted and said: “Working under me is very dangerous. It’s very hard, if you have already realized it…”

Jiang Cheng turned around and continued: “I have experienced it from a young age to grow up with a few idiots. It’s no problem for the guy to leave it to me.”

“Jiang Cheng, you have really grown up, and you have learned to be considerate of others,” Yin Shi said with a chuckle, and turned around, “Indeed, I have been with you since I was a child. I also deeply understand the hard work of a few idiots.”

“This sentence is returned to you as it is.” Takasugi’s words were full of sarcasm.

The next moment…

“You two guys are too cheeky!” Jiang Cheng grabbed Ginshi and Takasugi’s shirts at the same time, “Do you two think you are the one? Are you the only normal person in the group of idiots from childhood to adulthood?! Are you two compatible?!”

“I should have said that!” Yin Shi simultaneously tugged at Jiang Cheng and Takasugi’s shirts and retorted.

“This sentence will be returned to you as it is!” Gao Shan also grabbed the clothes on the chests of the two of them, not giving in an inch.

“Hahahaha, what are you talking about? Gao Zai? Yinshi?” Jiang Cheng released his hand first and patted Gao Sugi and Yinshi on the shoulders with a smile, “Didn’t you hear what Songyang said just now? He was the best growing up. The most outstanding student, has nothing to do with you?”

“No, no, it’s obviously just me, it’s nothing to do with the two of you, right?” Gintoki said with ease while letting go.

Gao Shan also let go and said casually: “Don’t be silly, in short, give up the troublesome things that have nothing to do with you. Hey, there are a few idiots over there, come with me.”