Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 868
[Chapter 804 : Let’s all come together and think about the final episode!]
“A few chapters ago, the guy with the face of a villain, what kind of limelight is he coming out now!”
Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and argued angrily.
“The same is true for you!” Yin Shi, who was on the side, retorted, then folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, and then sneered: “Hmph, Yin Sang, I am the righteous from beginning to end. Excessive blackening and washing will not make it white. I hope you two can be a little self-conscious about this kind of thing. Get out of the way, the guy who has been a villain has no chance at all.”
“Gintama still has people who can’t be whitened? Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi with Doudou’s squinting eyes, “Isn’t the only thing that can’t be washed white is your shorts?”
“Don’t just casually say something about Gintama that Chinese audiences criticize most.” Ah! The official complaints are reserved for the readers!”
Yin Shi complained loudly, and then cleared his throat with his hands.
“Ahem, in a word, the Internet has a memory! I will never forget the egregious things you two have done! I believe readers will not forget it! Everyone! In the face of this awareness, Please vote for me! Please!”
“What kind of talent show do you think this is?!” Looking at Yin who bowed to the camera, Jiang Cheng couldn’t stop complaining, the blue veins on his cheeks had already sunk out, “Give me It
‘s enough!”
Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders with a relaxed look on his face: “I’m sorry, compared to your two villains, no matter how you look at it, Yin Sang is the best one.”
“No, no matter how you look at it. , you are the worst one.”
“Hey, stop arguing.” Takasugi on the side shouted to stop, and looked at the empty children’s entertainment facility in the park, “The little devils… are gone. ”
What?!” ×2
…
Under the setting sun, Jiang Cheng and the three of them, who had searched carefully in and around the park and couldn’t find a group of little devils, gathered together again.
“Where did these stinky bastards go?”
Jiang Cheng thought to himself, frowning and resting his chin, but then he suddenly thought of something, and raised his head to look at Gintoki and Takasugi blankly.
At the same time, Gintoki and Takasugi thought of something at the same time, raised their heads and hummed.
“Did you two think about it too?” Jiang Cheng asked.
“Hello,
” Yin Shi said with a relaxed expression on his face, and sighed: “Who do you think I am? How could I not even think of such a development? But then again, I didn’t expect it to be such an old-fashioned development. The orangutan has also fallen.” ”
Hmph
, I can’t think of the creator of a good plot in the final stage, it’s just garbage.”
You can feel it, it’s coming.
“However, Yinshi,” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and asked with some uncertainty on his chin, “Really? Will such an old-fashioned plot really be used in the end? Besides, aren’t we in the daily department? Isn’t the daily life usually a very smooth ending? Even if this kind of complex is old-fashioned, it can be regarded as a big event, right?”
Yin Shi replied in disapproval: “Hey, don’t underestimate the daily life. No matter what kind of work , something big will happen in the last episode.”
Said, Yin Shi’s face showed a bit of deepness, and continued: “Just like now, the little ghosts brought by Songyang got lost and disappeared, Songyang wanted to Looking for the children is now anxiously searching all corners of Edo, and then we all started anxiously looking for those children.
Finally, when the sky was completely dark, in a remote corner, we found them crouching on the ground because of being lost and afraid. Crying little devils. Then, the last scene for readers is to find us, who have been in the dust for a long time, with sweat and dust on their faces, and bring the new generation of little devils to reunite with the teacher!
Not bad right?
This feels very good, right?
It’s the last famous scene, and we can call our acquaintances to help find it together, all work hard for one goal, and finally complete that goal!
Impressed, right?
It’s similar to the feeling of the night of the lost soul of a child’s dream!
”
“Too old, too stale.”
“Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and complained.
“Don’t underestimate readers.
“Takasugi complained coldly.
“You are too harsh, aren’t you?”
After being
silent for a long time, Yin Shi replied silently, but the next moment he suddenly found that Jiang Cheng and Gao Shan turned around at the same time and took out their mobile phones to start making calls.
“Moses Moses, Sister Jiang Hua, today is probably the final call!”
The kids are lost!
Uh-huh!
In short, it’s probably the old-fashioned standard routine that the orangutan came up with.
“Find the children to reunite with everyone” or something.
Bald?
No, no, that person doesn’t need it.
Kagura is also not required, as long as you are alone.
It doesn’t matter if they show up or not.
Nobita?
No, no, let him go on a date with Shizuka.
Hi, hi, then we’ll see you later down the street from the Kabukicho love hotel.
”
I’m ready to act, notify all the Ghost Soldiers.”
Even if you pay all the price, you have to find those little devils at the last moment.
After being silent for
a long time with a black face, Yin Shi burst into blue veins and roared: “Don’t you believe it completely?”
!
”
…
Edo at night.
In a dark and secluded alley.
Behind Jiang Cheng, Takasugi and Gintoki, who are dusty and sweaty, are the mighty acquaintances, such as Yue Yong. , Baihua, Jiang Hua, A Miao, Dengshi, Xiaoyu…
All of them are just like Jiang Cheng. They are all dusty, dusty, and sweaty on their faces.
Of course, their expressions are exactly the same. I mean…with a gloomy face and no expression. If
you want to ask why…
After being silent for a full minute, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.
“Did you sneak the children away?! Wigs—!!”
Gui, who was leading a group of stray cats to feed stray cats, turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled expression, “It’s not the wig, it’s Gui The future of these countries was indeed taken away by me after discussing with the teacher. What’s wrong?”
“What’s the matter?”
You destroyed it!!”
“Final reply? What final reply?” Gui was still puzzled, but he didn’t care too much, stood up and waved his hands, “Anyway, you have a chance too. Pass by me. In consultation with the teacher, these seedlings will have a week-long social practice next to our former students. The first is me, the second is Takasugi, then Gintoki, and finally Jiang Cheng, for a total of one month. ”
Who cares about this kind of thing!” Jiang Cheng shouted, but then he suddenly thought of something and muttered in disbelief: “No, wait, don’t tell me that today is not the last one? We are so many people struggling.” La La’s behavior of running all over Edo with his own legs without using any modern equipment in order to show the appearance of being in the dust…is…is it meaningless?!”
Listening to Jiang Cheng’s words, Yue Yong and others The person’s face has gradually darkened completely.
“Silver Time!!” Jiang Cheng took the lead and rushed towards Yinshi.
At the same time, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.
As for Takasugi… Only his die-hard fans, the Ghost Soldiers, are involved. It’s not a big problem. There may be die-hard fans who turn to fans, and it’s unlikely that they will turn around.
…
While everyone was beating Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, the voices of Song Yang and a man suddenly came from a distance.
Man: “It hurts… it hurts! It really hurts, please, just kill me directly, I really… can’t bear it anymore.”
Songyang: “It’s bleeding too much… Just hold on, if there is someone at this time… Wait a moment, I’ll find someone…”
After hearing the voices of the two, everyone stopped. action.
“The most…the…final big event!!” A Miao covered her mouth with one hand, her pupils trembling, and her face was incredible.
“It turned out to be a hidden big event?” Yin Shi struggled to get up, “Che, I really convinced the orangutan, I didn’t expect the final event to be inserted at this time.”
“Ah, Indeed.” Jiang Cheng also swayed and got up, “But isn’t it also unexpected? Hey, everyone, the real final event must be…”
…
There is no light, a dark little place Outside the alley, Jiang Cheng and others, holding flashlights, all looked gloomily and expressionlessly at a ninja in the alley who was leaning against the wall, his face was pale, and the blood was still dripping behind him.
On the side, Songyang, who was holding hemorrhoid medicine, was full of smiles when he saw Jiang Cheng and others.
“That’s great, I just thought that it would be nice to have someone with a flashlight. Without the light, it’s really hard to help this little brother with medicine. Now that this is the case, this little brother will I can be saved.”
“Thank…Thank you, everyone.” Quan Zang turned his head a little bit, and said with a smile on his lips, “It’s almost… Nearly, my chrysanthemum will usher in the final return. ”
No, not chrysanthemums.” Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes with a smile on his face, raised his feet and walked towards Quan Zang.
At the same time, Yinshi also followed slowly and came to Quanzo.
“It’s your life!!!” ×2
With the screams of the two kicked at the same time, Quanzo finally turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the night sky that quietly rose.
“Yoshi, this is his final return.” Yin Shi clapped his hands and turned around first.
Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: “Well, yes, in short, this is also the final one.”
“Don’t use this reason to pass the buck!” Xin Ba Hao in the crowd complained vigorously, But then I discovered something again, looking at Takasugi, who was standing next to the tombstone, and then complained: “By the way, what are you doing, Mr. Takasugi?! You are not sure you will die! Why are you showing such a soft expression at the end! By the way, you guys Shouldn’t you be unfamiliar?! And you’ve been an enemy before!”
Takasugi didn’t answer, then got up from the tombstone just erected, turned around and looked at the night sky at a forty-five-degree angle while pinching the pipe.
After gently exhaling a puff of second-hand smoke, he murmured softly.
“…Goodbye, former enemy.”
“Don’t tell me what to do next!” Shin Baha groaned again, “Speaking of what happened to that scene just now?! It’s going to be used as the final ending scene. Is it true? There will indeed be an ending screen like that in the works, and indeed there will be! But our current situation is obviously not the case!”
“Shut up! Virginity glasses!” Youzi retorted indignantly with his blue veins bursting, “Finally In the last scene of the return, as long as there is Lord Jinzhu! Lord Jinzhu~ Come again and again, just so handsome! Ya~!”
“What are virgin glasses!!” Eyeballs and teeth roared.
But at this moment, Kagura’s slightly lost voice suddenly came from behind everyone.
“Mummy, little uncle, silver sauce… Dingchun it… Dingchun it…”
Hearing the sound, everyone turned around and looked over.
After seeing Kagura with her head lowered, her expression hidden in the shadows, and Dingchun, who was lying on the ground and closed her eyes very quietly behind her, everyone realized something at the same time.
… This may be the final big event!
Just like Bob, one of the stray cats, ended up dying in a car accident!
“Ding… Dingchun…” A Miao took the lead to squeeze out a few tears, bit her lower lip and murmured, “Then… that child has always been a good child…”
Looking at A Miao who was choking with her hands covering her face , Yueyong on the side put her hand on A Miao’s shoulder, silently comforting A Miao’s emotions.
“God… Kagura,” Jiang Cheng, who had sorted out his emotions, looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, “It doesn’t matter, it has completed its task well.”
At this time, Jiang Cheng’s mental activity was so great One, it should be enough for the dinner after the end, right?
“Yes.” Yin Shi’s expression softened a bit, then raised his head to look at the night sky, and sighed softly: “Besides, doesn’t it also leave behind a lot of irreplaceable things? It’s just you in my heart.”
At this time, Yinshi’s mental activity – Emma!
Finally dead!
The biggest expense in the family can finally be saved to sell a few more cups of parfait!
“That’s right, Kagura.” Xinbaha choked up with tears in her eyes, “This memory will last forever…”
Xinbaha’s mental activity—although I don’t know why it’s Dingchun, but it would be good if it ended smoothly. That’s it!
As for Takasugi, he erected a tombstone once again, turned around and smoked a cigarette, his eyes were complicated, and he looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.
…seems like that.
(This book WA…)
“What are you talking about, Aru?” Kagura asked with a puzzled face, then took out a red certificate and a golden medal from behind, grinning and grinning: “Everyone. , Dingchun won the first place in Kabukicho’s first pet free fight competition Aru! The vinegar kelp of the prize has been eaten by me Alu! Dingchun is very powerful, isn’t it?”
“Ow!” Dingchun instantly Resurrected with blood, he got up and howled excitedly at the crowd.
Phew…
Many people took a deep breath at this moment.
“This kind of thing doesn’t matter at all!!” ×n
…
When returning, Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed as he walked: “Really, what is the final return, what is the big event, nothing is right.”
“It is not the final return at all.” Yin Shi also sighed. one sound.
“No, I can’t be so sure.” Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped.
“Huh?” Yin Shi asked suspiciously.
“Humhahahaha…” Jiang Cheng suddenly burst out laughing, and picked up a pink embroidered handkerchief from the ground, and looked at the three girls who were still talking and laughing not far away, “Silver Shi! Do you understand?!”
“Bastard! Is this the end?!” Yin Shi suddenly beat his chest, “Damn it! You were the one who took the lead!”
“Silver Shi! The new incident about me!” Said, Jiang Cheng rushed towards the young ladies who were about to come to the corner in the distance, “I’m going to meet my final return! Ladies and sisters~ Wait a minute. Wait a minute~”
He stopped and turned around, Xixiang looked at the handkerchief in Jiang Cheng’s hand, with a shy expression on his face, and at the same time began to twist.
“Ah~ my hand…”
Before he could finish speaking, Xixiang was slammed into the night sky with an uppercut by Jiang Cheng’s face, turning into a bright shemale star!
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