Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 871

[Chapter 807: The situation on the battlefield is always changing!]

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Gui, who was dressed in white, closed his eyes and sat upright on the floor. On the floor in front of him was a dagger in a box.

At the same time, on the sofa beside, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Takasugi all looked at Katsura, who seemed to be committing suicide, with the same expressions.

“For me who has lost my way, this may be the best destination for me.”

Said, Gui opened his eyes and picked up the special dagger in front of him.

“Even an old friend can’t stop my determination. Farewell, everyone!”

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who were completely unmoved, Gui shouted again: “Really goodbye! Everyone! Never! Stop me! If you stop me, you will completely deny the meaning of my existence! Even you, I will not forgive you easily!”

“What…” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something at this moment, turned his face and asked Gintoki and Takasugi, “What are you two going to eat for dinner?”

“I just made a fortune, so let’s go to Uji Gintoki for a rare occasion.” Gintoki said casually while picking his nostrils.

“Rice balls…probably.”

“Takasugi, you really haven’t changed at all,” Gintoki shook his head involuntarily, “A guy who doesn’t pursue food so much, it’s definitely not a big deal in life.

“Ah, I’m so distressed.” Jiang Cheng leaned on the sofa and sighed, “I just don’t know what to eat at night, and it’s not only me, but also Nikon and the others,

always

I’m worried about what to eat for dinner.”

Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger and said casually: “It may be the side effect of the change of times, let alone you, now you are often on the street. Hear that.”

“It’s changed.” Takasugi showed a rare expression of emotion, “The need for survival has gradually changed to the pursuit of quality of life. This may be the most intuitive change brought by the change of times to the people of this country.

” As

expected of Gao Zai, this kind of thing can be explained in such reasonable-sounding words.”

Seeing that no one was paying attention to himself, Gui interjected in a timely manner: “Hey, I’m really going to cut my belly, you guys. It’s too late to stop now. I’m telling the truth.

”

Jiang Cheng said to himself: “By the way, have you watched that movie?

Just the one that just came out…”

“Your interest is really indescribable, Jiang Cheng.

Yin Shi said with a disdainful look on his face, pouting the corners of his mouth, “That movie is totally unqualified as a road movie in my opinion!

The literary atmosphere of the road film is not enough!

”

But the actor’s acting is great!”

The heroine’s Opie is also very big!

“Jiang Cheng retorted.

“Do you only see the European faction?

!

Yin Shi said sternly.

“The only place that shines is the old man in the supporting role. Whether it is personal plot or acting, in my opinion, it is the most outstanding part of the whole film.”

”

” Gao Zai , you also saw it .

Jiang Cheng showed a somewhat surprised expression.

“No, the so-called road movie is not…”

“Aren’t you going to cut your belly?”

!

“×

2Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi smashed their fists

at Gui, who was naturally approaching. With Gui’s scream of pain, the latter flew out several meters away with blood from his nose.

“If you want to die, hurry up, here are three People are waiting to tell you the wrong thing, wig.

“Jiang Cheng said coldly.

“Leave the gift money to us. You should die quickly, wig.

“Gintoki has changed into mourning clothes.

“Wait for me in hell, wig.”

Takasugi curled the corners of his mouth and lowered his eyes, revealing his signature villain expression.

“It’s not a wig, it’s Katsura Kotaro who has lost his purpose in this era!”

!

Gui got up and shouted with tears streaming down his face.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by Jiang Cheng, and then Yin Shi also joined the stampede.

“Thank you for our evaluation .”

How did the idiot who got involved so brazenly cry in front of everyone?

Die now!

”

“That’s right! Because you are an idiot, Yinsang, I was also treated as an idiot by those little devils! How do you pay me?”

“Go to hell, idiot.” Takasugi’s words were very concise.

…

Gui, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, looked at Jiang Cheng and the three who were still returning to their normal mode after beating himself up, and asked suspiciously.

“After hearing what they said, don’t you feel a little bit angry or upset? Don’t you want to prove yourself? Don’t you want to refute them? Are you such cowardly people?!”

“Are you angry or not ?

The unpleasant things will be discussed later, and now let’s talk about the three questions behind you.”

Yin Shi looked at Gui very plainly, and took Jiang Cheng’s words at the same time: “Prove yourself? How to prove it? Refute them? How to refute Wig, are they wrong?”

“That’s what they said, but…”

“Isn’t it a matter of course to be surpassed?” Takasugi snorted softly, “It would be really sad if even the predecessors couldn’t surpass them. If that’s the case, then the country we protect will really have no future.”

“I know this kind of thing, but…” Gui’s expression gradually became tangled.

“But it’s really annoying to hear that,” Jiang Cheng continued, very casually, “but I feel a lot more refreshed after beating you just now.”

“Me too.” Yin Shi nodded, “Yes. It feels like a natural curl will turn into a refreshing straight hair. If it is replaced by Takasugi, it will feel like he has grown taller. Look, he has begun to walk on tiptoe.”

“Wig, congratulations on finding a new meaning in life. .” Jiang Cheng continued.

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui! In other words, my new direction is to vent my anger as a human flesh bag?! Stop joking!”

“Anyway, I want to think about what to have for dinner, so I went back. It just happened that I didn’t need to bring the little devils to practice the society. In the extra time, I would think more about the recent dinner or something. Goodbye.”

Jiang Cheng No. 1 He got up and walked unhurriedly towards the entrance.

Takasugi snorted softly, and the second one left his seat and walked towards the entrance.

As for the last Gintoki, he got up while scratching his head.

“In the new era, do you want to add some other elements to the Uji Ginshi rice bowl? For example, honey or sweet ice cream…”

While saying this, he slowly walked towards the entrance, the last in the room. There was only Gui who lowered his head and clenched his fists with a black face.

Of course, what Gui didn’t know was that after the three of them went out, their expressions all disappeared into the shadows, and their steps were strangely consistent.

…

At the pier under the dusk, Jiang Cheng and the three quietly watched as they were taking a group of little ghosts to participate in social practice. As the person in charge of the material handling party, they were explaining to a group of little ghosts what they would do when they were handling materials. Obvious notes.

“It’s true, but…” Jiang Cheng finally raised his head, revealing a face that was close to collapse.

Yin Shi also raised his head, his expression… obviously he was already furious: “Isn’t it obvious that there is something missing? For example, respect for seniors or something.

” The corners of his mouth were full of black belly, “Just use this.”

Jiang Cheng took out the detonator explosive.

“My love for my younger brother and younger sister…” Yin Shi took out the rope, cement, and a big iron bucket.

“Have you fallen too?” Takasugi looked contemptuous, and then pulled out the knife from his waist, “Those who were eliminated by the times, it is enough to use this kind of things eliminated by the times.”

Of course, the harsh words were said, but five minutes passed, and no one left.

“Gintoki, what are you doing? Didn’t they say they lacked respect for their seniors?”

“Aren’t you the same? Hey, Takasugi, didn’t you say you’re going to use your gadgets that have been eliminated by the times? ”

Ah, just cut the packaging bag for the rice balls.”

“Is it just the packaging for the rice balls?!” Gintoki complained.

“Ah, speaking of which, I just want to fry a fish or something. Since it’s a new era, I’d better eat some seafood that I usually hate the most.”

“Really, I really want to go there, Jiang Cheng. ”

Do you want to be so shameless?” Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, but then he turned his attention to Hao and the five little devils not far away.

Looking at those new-era kiddos wearing hard hats, with little faces around Long, listening carefully to the precautions Long said, and carefully recording what they each recorded in their notebooks, Jiang Cheng and the three suddenly had no reason. laughed at the same time.

“It seems that the role of us old people is the last one left, Gintoki, Takao.”

“Ah, that’s right.”

“That is to say…” Takasugi turned around without any reluctance. .

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi also turned around and left without the slightest nostalgia.

——It would be good to sweep the road a little more clean for the little devils.

“By the way, today Kozai said he will have a treat.”

“When did I say it!”

“Then I want Uji Ginshi rice bowl.”

“Listen to me!”

“I want beef rice bowl, twenty people.”

“Too many! By the way, can you really finish it?”

“They’re all big bosses, but they’re still so stingy.” Yin Shi curled the corners of his lips.

“What do you guys think of the Ghost Soldier team?”

“Isn’t it just the Lego army that the young man who gave us a lot of spare money at home?”

“I said before, I have long since cut ties with that kind of family!”

“Then I want thirty people.” Jiang Cheng spoke again.

“Why!”

The three of them quarreling like they did when they were young, completely unaware that there is one person missing.

As for the missing person, Katsura, sitting in the bright Edo Public Library, with a headband with the words “meaning of life” tied on his forehead, he stared at the person in front of him who was related to animal protection. books.

“Elizabeth! Absolutely… Absolutely write down all these things! Got it?!”

[Hi!

Mr. Gui!

]

…

During a week, I followed Long to participate in 18 social practices, that is, five little ghosts who worked 18 jobs, and the schedule was full.

But there is no dissatisfaction, always showing a very satisfied expression.

From this point of view, it is indeed much better than the impatient seniors (Jiang Cheng and others) who are impatient in such matters.

For the little devils, this slightly taciturn man, no matter what job, as long as he works meticulously, he can always do all the work conscientiously.

The matters needing attention in each work are explained very clearly and very well.

And… very hardworking!

There is almost no personal time, except for the necessary breaks, the rest of the time is dedicated to work.

Such a man makes little devils trust and yearn for.

This time, the work of several people is to be the service personnel to maintain order at the space terminal station.

Accident happened at this time.

[Urgent news, the cosmic terminal station was attacked by unknown creatures, it is suspected that it was the delusional metal octopus of the planet Saipotan

, which would grow rapidly once it got close to the metal that slipped out of the private spaceship of a certain white… prince. .

]

Looking at the morning real-time news that was playing on the TV, the idiot prince who had only coded the oo on his head, Jiang Cheng yawned and said, “Ah, this guy is here to ask for the bill again. Wouldn’t it be better to ban such a guy from entering the country directly?”

[Please watch the live report on the scene next?

The host of the wild, the host of the wild.

]

[I am Yuno at the scene,] The host of Yuno with a sweet smile instantly appeared in front of the camera, [Audience friends, please look behind me, the one tightly wrapped around oo… No, it’s from the universe terminal station The huge metal octopus is exactly the delusional metal octopus in the mouth of the studio host just now.

]

[As you can see, the body of the metal octopus is still growing due to the contact with the metal, and the space terminal is now completely eroded.

】

“Look! Someone!”

【Someone?

】After hearing the words of the onlookers, the anchor of Yuye was puzzled, and at the same time, the camera began to gradually pull in toward the octopus, 【There is really someone!

We can see that one, two, three, four… five children are being held tightly by one of the tentacles of the metal octopus!

It’s completely banned by the pta!

Elementary school students plus tentacles or something…]

…

“Ah, there is a man with a white sea leader rushing up! Dangerous!”

Anchor Yuno continued to explain with a worried look, but before he finished, several figures appeared one after another. Anchor Yuno passed by at a speed that was almost impossible to catch.

…

In the setting sun, looking at Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just been rescued, they were a little lost.

“You…why…”

“It is true that you have surpassed us a lot, and even speaking, we may have lost touch with this new era.” Jiang Cheng, covered in oil, shrugged his shoulders.

“However, there are some things we can do.” Yin Shi chuckled.

“For the juniors and juniors, it’s okay to block a few falling stones.” Takasugi took the words with his back turned.

“No, so what…” Yin Tai complained, “Although the lines are really cool, you didn’t help at all, right? You rushed over and got swallowed by an octopus, right? That’s why you’re covered in oil, right? It was all because of Mr. Long that he was rescued, right?”

Ginto praised: “That’s right! Little devil! It can be seen that we entered the giant octopus in order to disintegrate it from the inside!”

“Who believes it?

Ahhhhhh!” Yin Tai groaned loudly.

“Well, it’s normal to see this thing.” Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

“Don’t just follow it down so naturally!” Yicheng complained.

Takasugi turned her back and said, “If it’s just this level, don’t be too proud, little brats.”

“Proud of your size!” Takaya complained, “It’s totally a disservice to me!” Oboro, who was

wearing overalls, said at this time. : “It’s alright, after all, there will occasionally be such guests who don’t listen to advice. As a staff member, you should always be prepared to deal with emergencies like this. Well, the work of responding is temporarily over, and we will start the next job as a security guard. Let’s go.”

Lose…lost…disgraceful!

!

Although Jiang Cheng did not change his face, his heart almost collapsed.

I still want to take this opportunity to be handsome, but… it’s too embarrassing!

As soon as he appeared on the stage, he was swallowed without even saying a handsome line. What happened?

By the way, Gao Zai, even if you only give such an arrogant back, you can’t change that shameful fact!

“By the way, Mr. Long, why do you have to work so many jobs?” Thinking of What Zhu suddenly asked.

“To… repay the debt.”

“Huh?” After ×5

heard Long’s answer, the five little ghosts were stunned at the same time.

…

The moment the sun went down, the five little ghosts also officially ended their social practice ahead of schedule and joined Songyang.

Looking at the little ghosts who were chatting excitedly beside Songyang, and slowly left with Songyang, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng saw the figure of himself.

Except…the paralyzed face that staggered and fell sideways into the shadows——Oro.

Of course, this can’t be blamed. I wonder if anyone is listening to “Do you think your life is meaningful if you only work to pay off your debts?”, “Do you want to die in the past?” .com definitely doesn’t want to be such an adult”, how can you still keep calm?

Oboro is no exception, not to mention that those little devils are still their own juniors.

“Yinshi, it feels like we haven’t lost.” Jiang Cheng analyzed with his chin up.

“Indeed, in the end it seems to be a draw suddenly.”

Takasugi hummed: “On the battlefield, the situation of the battle will always change in an instant. I thought you all understood this ten years ago.”

“Anyway, it’s a happy ending. Let’s go back. Today’s dinner, everyone agreed to think about it together.”

Jiang Cheng was the first to wave goodbye and leave.

Just as Jiang Cheng and the others left the Cosmos Terminal Station one after another, Sogo, who was on vacation at Edo Shinkansen Station No. 3, obediently took over from the hands of his sister, Okita Mitsuha, who had just come from the countryside. Luggage…

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