One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 519

[Concluding remarks]

clap clap! !

There was a burst of warm applause off the stage.

“Welcome to the interviews with famous experts of China Literature Group, I’m your old friend – start small.”

On the stage is the arrangement of a traditional talk show, a small table, two chairs, a little bit wearing the usual penguin headgear, holding the host’s hand card, and quickly reciting: “This show is organized by Alibaba, Wanda Group, Sponsored by Shanda Entertainment and Perfect World…”

clap clap!

There was another round of applause from the audience.

“Then, let’s invite our guest today, a famous writer – I am Beibi.”

clap clap!

Still the steady applause.

“Hello everyone, I’m Beibi…”

A handsome young man walked quickly onto the stage with a warm smile.

“Hello host.”

“Hello Beibi.”

After saying hello, the two sat down separately.

Qi Xiaodao said politely: “Beibi, the big guy may not be familiar with you, why don’t you introduce yourself?”

“Introduce yourself?”

Beibi looked at the audience under the stage and smiled.

I am Beibi, one of the writers under China Reading Group, and also one of the five handsome people in reading. Handsome – Beibi, the fourth handsome man in Reading – I am Beibi, and the last one is me.

Book lovers often say that the handsomeness of the five handsome reading texts is indistinguishable from each other.

The eyes of the masses are sharp, so I will not refute it.

As such a well-known and handsome writer, of course I can’t be invited by ordinary programs, but the first shot is “50,000 words to sign a contract, 100,000 words to test the water, and 200,000 words to put on the shelves”. The conditions are too generous.

In spite of the kindness, I reluctantly agreed.

Because I seem to see the peak moment of my writing career, hehehehe…

He was a little excited just thinking about it!

“Cough cough…”

Beibi put away his messy thoughts, coughed dryly, and prepared to introduce himself according to the script, “Hello everyone, I’m…”

However, he just opened his mouth…

“Thanks for the self-introduction of Beibi.”

Be the first to applaud and thank you.

“this……”

Beibi was tongue-tied for a while, and stared at a small point. What do you mean by interrupting me when I introduce myself?

clap clap! !

There was also a burst of applause from the audience.

Huhu, keep your image in front of the audience, keep your image, after all, I am getting thunderous applause from the audience, obviously the audience likes me very much, of course I can’t let the audience down…

He took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, glanced at the audience, his eyes stagnant, wait a minute, what the hell is under the stage?

Among the ten audience chairs under the stage, only an uncle wearing a work uniform and a work permit was holding a radio. Whenever applause was needed, the uncle pressed it, and then a burst of mechanized applause came out.

Oh shit, this broken show is so rudimentary, dare you say it is the most popular column under China Literature?

Nonsence!

There is a feeling of being tricked into the wolf’s den, no, I have to go!

Beibi’s face tightened, he stood up with a sigh, and turned to leave.

puff!

With a small eye, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm.

“Ok?”

Beibi glanced at it disdainfully, no matter how good the conditions of this kind of bad show, as a famous artist, I will not continue to stay, after all, I am also shameful.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice, “New book classification is strongly recommended!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation, but felt that people should be honest. Since he agreed to be interviewed in advance, he should not regret it.

“Very well, the self-introduction is over, please finish this testimonial!”

Said with a little enthusiasm.

“No problem, no problem…”

Beibi smiled and nodded, secretly recalling his prepared speech:

First of all, I would like to thank China Literature Group for giving me a stage to display my talents, and then I would like to thank Ruo Ye Ju, the editor in charge of me, for supporting me in the days when I continued to stop changing. But I didn’t give up my salted fish… omit a million words.

To put it simply, my gratitude to Ruo Yeju is like a surging river, never ending.

“Very good, very good, thank you Beibi for your complete testimonial.”

A small and clapped applause thank you.

clap clap!

The uncle in the audience watched his words, and immediately pressed the button. The applause sounded, and the audience roared.

Wait a minute, what the hell? I just typed the draft in my mind. Where did I finish this testimonial? are you kidding me?

Beibi stared a little, this penguin is too shameless, no, I have to go.

With a sigh, he stood up and prepared to retreat.

puff!

With a small eye, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“Ok?”

Beibi glanced at it disdainfully, no matter how good the conditions of this kind of bad show, as a famous artist, I will not continue to stay, after all, I am also shameful.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice, “Recommended by Sanjiang for the new book!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained in advance that he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation. After all, he didn’t understand what Sanjiang recommended. He just felt the other party’s strong feelings from the small matter of “adding money”. I was deeply moved by my sincerity, so I stayed to continue the interview.

Phew, calm down, I want to maintain the demeanor of a famous person!

He smiled slightly, “Hello host, please continue to ask me questions!”

Qi Xiaodian stared at the hand card and said the truth: “Okay, Beibi, as a famous artist, you have dozens or hundreds of fans. Before the start of the column, we have already issued a notice that you are going to be on our show to collect your fans. If I want to ask you a question, then next, I will ask you questions on behalf of your hundreds of fans, and I hope you can answer them sincerely.”

What the hell is a hundred or ten fans? Wouldn’t it be okay to write general terms like “a lot”, “many” and “a multitude”? Am I handsome and shameless?

Beibi felt depressed for a while.

“The first question, Beibi, your writing is so bad, are you eating shit?”

“…”

Beibi is silent, Nima, are you sure this is a fan? Black powder is also powder? Can you be serious about the selection of your program groups? Are you going to piss me off?

clap clap clap!

The uncle in the audience pressed the applause button.

Applause your sister, is this the time to applaud?

Beibei almost exploded.

“Ha, the first question is a little embarrassing, let’s skip it.” Maybe he saw Beibi’s impatience, and then asked: “The second question, Beibi, what ending did you write? Are you sb?”

“…”

Beibi’s mouth twitched, host, do we have any grudges? Are you sure you have to choose these weird questions?

clap clap clap!

The uncle in the audience performed his duties diligently.

“Huh, this question is indeed a bit difficult to answer, so let’s look down…”

Looking at the next question on the hand card, he smiled slightly.

huh~

Seeing Xiaodian’s demeanor, Beibi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that there was a normal problem.

“I’m very glad that you don’t have many fans, Beibi. You only asked two questions, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to come down to Taiwan.”

I threw away the hand card of fan questions, and only two fan questions were recorded on it.

What the hell! ! !

This broken show is definitely intentional. I think my shellfish is so handsome that I have thousands of book friends. When I learned that I was on the show, how could there be only two questions? It’s definitely the show crew that is secretly doing things, and if I continue, my reputation will be completely ruined.

No, I have to go!

Beibi thought about it and stood up immediately.

puff!

With a small eye, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“Ok?”

Beibi glanced at it disdainfully, no matter how good the conditions of this kind of bad show, as a famous artist, I will not continue to stay, after all, I am also shameful.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice, “New book’s homepage is strongly recommended!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, he explained in advance that he did not stay because of some default recommendation, but felt that there should be a beginning and an end in doing things, and he could not give up halfway.

“Very good, the show continues, Beibi, as a writer, I usually stay at home. If I am alone, I should be very lonely, so do you have a girlfriend?”

Qi Xiaodian stared at Beibi’s expression with piercing eyes.

Oops, this question is so troubling, how could a writer have a girlfriend? They are all a group of single dogs, and they usually do health exercises in addition to code words – a slow motion of the left hand and the right hand.

You can’t answer honestly, otherwise, if I’m so handsome and can’t find a girlfriend, it’ll make people laugh.

I am also a face person!

However, how to answer?

Well, I usually have dinner with my buddies, so let’s replace my buddies with girlfriends and describe my dinner situation, perfect.

After thinking about it to himself, he immediately replied: “Usually, my girlfriends and I often go out for dinner and drink, oh, don’t you know, my girlfriends can drink, each person can drink a dozen bottles of beer, I’m completely dry However, and they eat barbecue, they always like to eat bullwhip, what to say to make up for it, oh, they must be doing too much health exercise on weekdays, so they are empty, so I say restraint, but they just don’t believe it…”

He cracked a big talk, and when he was secretly complacent, when he looked up, he saw that Xiao Dot’s eyes were very deep, and there was a kind of bright light shining through everything.

Oh shit, isn’t there a loophole in what you just said? Oops, let him see through it.

“You don’t have a girlfriend, do you?”

The ground in Qi Xiao’s words pierced his heart.

puff!

Beibi secretly spat out a mouthful of old blood and was heartbroken.

Holy crap, can you be gentler with your words? If I go on like this, I’m going to be ashamed?

No, I have to go!

He sighed to his feet.

puff!

With a small eye, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“What are you going to do?”

Beibi glared angrily, no matter how good this kind of bad show is, as a famous artist, I will not continue to stay, after all, I am also shameful.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice, “Initial decision to make a big push!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, he explained in advance that he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation, but felt that he couldn’t forget his original intention as a human being. What was he doing on the show? Naturally, it is to interact more with the fans, so in order not to disappoint the fans, I must not leave.

“Okay, the show continues.”

Qi Xiaodian glanced at the hand card and asked with a smile, “As we all know, there are four beautiful men in the online literature world. The top three are called Dongyan, Xier, and Nanzui. What is the fourth name?”

Aha, brain teaser, as a handsome and smart celebrity, how could he be so stumped by such a small problem?

Beibi thought to himself, Dongyan, Xier, Nanzui… Oh, I got it.

He smiled proudly, “North nose.”

“I’ve never seen such a brazen person who claims to be a beautiful man, bah, shameless, bah bah…”

Qi Xiaodian pointed at Beibi and complained wildly, with a look of disgust.

what the hell? Am I guessing wrong? After the east eye, west ear, and south mouth, it really should be the north nose, huh? Wait a minute, Beibei? shellfish? It’s a trap, it’s a trap.

However, I am indeed a handsome man!

However, this is no longer the point at hand, but this penguin is too shameless. This interview is definitely premeditated, and it is to harm me, a handsome and intelligent man.

No, I shouldn’t stay here for a long time, I have to go!

He sighed to his feet.

puff!

With a small eye, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“What are you going to do?”

Beibi glared angrily, no matter how good this kind of bad show is, as a famous artist, I will not continue to stay, after all, I am also shameful.

Qi Xiaodian whispered: “App cover recommendation!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was stated beforehand that he did not stay because of some default recommendation. After all, the recommendation was a cloud for him, and the fragrance of wine was not afraid of deep alleys. His novels were well written, even if there was no recommendation, he would Can fire.

The reason why he stayed was just because his knees softened a little while ago, and he involuntarily sat down again, probably because of sitting for a long time, his legs were numb.

Now that he sits down again, of course he can’t stand up again, otherwise it will give a capricious impression, which is not very good.

“Okay, let’s continue the show.”

Qi Xiaodian took another look at the hand card and asked, “As we all know, there are four rogue writers in the online literature world, and the last three are shameless, dirty, and obscene, so who is the number one rogue in the online literature world? ”

Another brain teaser? This question is of course trivial to me.

“Well, shameless, dirty, lewd… ah, I thought about it.”

Beibi slammed the palm of his hand, and said in high spirits: “The number one gangster in the online literature world is despicable.”

clap clap! !

He applauded warmly and exclaimed, “Beibi, you finally admit that you are the number one rogue in the online literature world. Although your behavior makes me sick, your courage to face your own inferiority is worthy of my admiration. ”

clap clap clap!

The uncle in the audience immediately played the applause that resounded from the audience when he saw the machine.

What, what the hell? How can I admit that I am the number one hooligan in the online literary world? Um, wait a minute, scumbag… shells? Damn, all the problems are traps, and they are tricked if they are not careful.

This penguin is too insidious, and this show is too sinister. If I continue, my image will be completely ruined, and my huge fan base will leave me.

No, I can’t stay any longer, I have to go!

He sighed to his feet.

puff!

With a small eye, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“What are you going to do?”

Beibi glared angrily, no matter how good the conditions of this kind of bad show, as a famous person, I will not continue to stay, after all, I am also shameful.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice, “Recommended by all channels!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained in advance that he didn’t stay because of some omni-channel recommendation. After all, that thing was necessary for him who was determined to take the copyright route.

He just has the enthusiasm for the business and the responsibility for the business, and he doesn’t want to walk away in frustration.

However, even if he stayed, he couldn’t let a little bit of messing around, he had to strike first.

He smiled and said: “Start small, can you ask some questions about writing? Don’t get stuck on those little things that suck.”

“Writing-related questions? Okay, no problem.”

Qi Xiaodian flipped through it, and immediately said, “Beibi, you are a famous writer and proficient in all kinds of writing skills, so I will test your situational expression ability.”

“Situational expression ability? Heh, trivial.”

Beibi’s mouth was slightly curved, confident and confident.

“Please ask!”

“One day, you were taking a shower, and suddenly there was an explosion in the kitchen, a chainsaw in the bedroom, and your sister’s scream in the living room. At this time, your hair suddenly caught fire, and then there was a rocker The singer played the guitar and broke in with three singing dogs, and they put out the fire on your head with a bottle of milk, which word should I use to summarize this episode.”

Qi Xiaodian described the problem in a quick tone.

“…”

Beibi’s expression was sluggish, and he didn’t understand what he was saying at all.

How to answer this question?

clap clap!

However, when he was confused, Qi Xiaodian had already taken the lead in applauding, admiring: “Beibi is indeed a famous writer. He used his own expression to perfectly express the scene I just had…”

Bang bang bang! !

There was a loud beating on the stage.

“Kill you to death, let you ask a few questions, beat you to death…”

Beibi held up the chair and slapped frantically with a grim face.

Beep beep beep! !

Soon after, the siren of a police car was heard outside.

“You elites, gods, and platinum in the online literature world, when I come out, I will kill you all…”

Beibi clung to the steel bars on the police car and roared at the three young writers who were watching.

In the end, in view of Beibi’s strong tendency to violence, in order to prevent threats to the lives of others, the judge decided to sentence Beibi to life imprisonment without going out of prison for life.

“Huh? Judge, I’m just a whimper, don’t take it seriously, woohoo, let me out, I’m going to write a side story, I’m going to write a sequel, give me a chance, I want to be a good person…”

“Woooo, Mom, I won’t write novels again in my next life.”