Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 383

[Chapter 370 Absolute Immunity]

After Zheng Tan kicked Boss Huang, he stood on the counter and looked at the man who almost rolled over from the chair.

Although Er Mao had already told Boss Huang not to use such tricks to treat Zheng Tan, Zheng Tan has always been vigilant towards a person with special skills like Boss Huang.

He was not familiar with Boss Huang. The first time they met was because of the weather. Boss Huang asked them to come in to hide from the rain. This Zheng Tan thanked him, but since he knew that this person was acquainted with Er Mao, he knew that he must not be honest. People, otherwise they can’t get along with Ermao. Isn’t there a saying that people are gathered by similar things and divided into groups, and this is what they say.

Therefore, even if he knew that this person would not be really malicious, Zheng Tan was still vigilant to prevent mischief, but he didn’t expect it to happen now.

When Boss Huang took out the coin just now, Zheng Tan had a strange feeling, the same as when Boss Huang played the “Brother Yu” that night, so Zheng Tan was on guard.

Boss Huang felt that Zheng Tan kept his head down and didn’t move because Zheng Tan was observing the coin to see if it was any different from ordinary coins. As for Zheng Tan’s tail not moving, he was not a real cat after all. Except that sometimes he will move his tail twice when he is thinking about something or when he is more excited, some habits are still different from other cats.

Because Boss Huang treats Zheng Tan as an ordinary cat, he doesn’t have much caution towards Zheng Tan, plus he misestimates the strength of Zheng Tan’s kick, and he scratches the cat’s tail like a bear child, this is not killing him Well, that’s exactly how you’ll be kicked directly.

Zheng Tan looked at the stunned Boss Huang, raised his hand and stepped on the coin that was lying flat on the counter.

Push hard.

The coin was thrown out, hitting the wall behind the cashier with a clanging sound, then bounced off the head of the yellow puller, and slid down the hair.

Boss Huang catches the coin.

After all, he is an experienced person, and he quickly calmed down. In addition to the shock just now, he is more curious now.

How can it not work?

For small animals such as cats and dogs, he is very familiar with those tricks, and he has never encountered such a situation.

Boss Huang was kicked in the face just now, but fortunately he avoided it quickly and blocked some strength with his hand.

Didn’t get hit by the nose either.

Otherwise, I’d have to see blood now.

It seems that this cat has a lot of strength, no wonder Er Mao said that if it’s okay, don’t mess with it.

Boss Huang got up and walked to a shelf where some mirrors of different sizes were displayed.

He picked up one and took a picture.

Look at the injury on the face.

If there is no major problem, I will not worry about it anymore. This small injury on the face will soon recover.

Zheng Tan has been paying attention to Boss Huang’s movements, walking from this person to the shelf.

He picked up the mirror, walked to the side to get the cup, put the tea leaves and poured water, etc.

Zheng Tan felt that strange feeling at least three times. The first time Boss Huang looked back at Zheng Tan for a few seconds, the second time He only glanced at Zheng Tan, but he didn’t look at it for the third time, but he was paying attention to Zheng Tan’s side from the corner of his eye.

After that, Zheng Tan didn’t feel it anymore, and after seeing that it was almost time, he left the grocery store and went home.

In the evening, Er Mao went to the grocery store to talk to Boss Huang after dinner, and heard Boss Huang talk about Zheng Tan today.

“Didn’t I tell you that it’s okay not to provoke that cat?” Er Mao frowned.

“I just thought about it temporarily, and I didn’t plan to do anything with it, just to see if it was a male or a female, but I didn’t expect to be kicked instead.” Boss Huang sighed, “Speaking of which, that cat is very strange. Ah.” Er

Mao knew what Boss Huang was thinking right now. Boss Huang, because of some “folk skills” handed down from his ancestors, had been trying many times when he usually used it, but today he hit a hard nail here with Zheng Tan.

Boss Huang’s senses are very keen. Wherever the target’s attention is, he will start from where, and he is hard to guard against. Whether it is a human, a cat or any other animal, he has all been hit, and Zheng Tan’s behavior today undoubtedly gave Boss Huang a bright light. a slap.

Of course, Boss Huang is not a stingy and stingy person who will pay for it. He feels that he can’t win, either because his skills have not reached the level, or his tricks are useless to the other party.

In the former case, it would definitely not happen overnight that he wanted to go further now, and he would not be able to succeed in the short term.

As for the latter case, it is not something that Boss Huang can decide. No matter how much effort you put in, it will be in vain. That is absolute immunity.

Boss Huang is glad that this is just a cat, not someone who has had a holiday with him.

Just because he thought about it clearly, Boss Huang didn’t try Zheng Tan again after trying it a few times, and Zheng Tan didn’t feel that weird anymore.

“Sometimes I really think that the cat isn’t actually a cat, it just looks like… Well, let’s not be superstitious, and use the academic explanations of those old folks in spirituality, probably call it a supernatural phenomenon.”

“You have What do you think?” Er Mao asked.

Boss Huang spread out his hands, picked up a cigarette, lit it, and took a few sips, “I don’t think much about it, no matter how supernatural the phenomenon is, it’s easy to see it. I’m too lazy to study it. I’m still busy to buy it.”

Er Mao He smiled, recalled for a while, and said, “I think back then, when I first met that guy, I put a talisman on his head.”

“Cough cough!” Boss Huang was choked by Er Mao’s words, “Then what? ”

I almost ruined this handsome face.” Every time Er Mao recalled that time, he felt that he was very funny. Fortunately, at that time, he covered his head with his coat and missed the trick.

Boss Huang just laughed.

Immediately I felt balanced.

Zheng Tan didn’t go there for the next few days. He just bumped into Er Mao while walking around the school and heard Er Mao say something.

Er Mao said that Boss Huang’s tricks were useless to Zheng Tan. Although Zheng Tan believed this, he had to think more about why Boss Huang’s tricks could be effective on other animals and other animals, but they didn’t work for him at all. It can be said that Er Mao and the others didn’t get the trick because they had their own abilities. As for Zheng Tan himself, he knew his weight. Among the explanations he could think of, the most likely explanation was his own biggest secret.

Not a real cat after all, and not a real person now.

Whether it’s the way to treat people or the way to treat animals, it’s useless on Zheng Tan.

After listening to Er Mao’s words.

Zheng Tan noticed Er Mao’s expression, which was the same as usual. The next day he went to the grocery store to have a look. Boss Huang was not surprised, and his reaction was normal.

This also made Zheng Tan breathe a sigh of relief.

After the summer vacation is the new school season.

Every year in the school season, I can make a fortune. For Boss Huang, the most important thing now is to ensure that the goods are sufficient. At that time, there will not be so much time to go to buy the goods. Because of the experience of last year, this time Boss Huang is very concerned about the purchase of goods. How much.

Into some of what goods have a mind.

As for other things, Boss Huang is too lazy to take care of it. In his words, “you can’t make money without making a bastard.” Haven’t you seen that the nearby stores are busy with the school season?

Boss Huang owns a used pickup.

A hybrid of a sedan and a van.

The passenger and cargo model is very practical for Mr. Huang.

Er Mao because nothing at home.

The wife takes care of the children at home, and the nanny is there, so she is usually more free.

After knowing that Boss Huang was going to buy the goods, Er Mao wanted to go out with Boss Huang for a walk.

When Er Mao and Boss Huang were talking about this, Zheng Tan was also listening. Er Mao followed him to buy the goods just to paint a fresh look, and then he wanted to follow Boss Huang to see a few “folk art” artists that Boss Huang knew.

Are there many more “folk art” artists?

Zheng Tan usually doesn’t leave this place very often. Even if he goes out, he just looks at the building scenery outside through the window of the car. , Although he has lived in Chuhua City for six years, the places he can go are really limited.

I remember that when I first came to the East District Courtyard, Zheng Tan still followed the delivery car from Dongyuan Supermarket to play. Later, the delivery driver changed and he stopped following him. The new driver is too thief, and Zheng Tan is not very good. trust.

Er Mao told Boss Huang about going to buy the goods, looked at Zheng Tan next to him, and asked Zheng Tan if he would go.

Of course Zheng Tan thought about it, but he had to tell Dad Jiao, and this task was left to Er Mao.

Dad Jiao didn’t object. It was not the first time that Zheng Tan had done such a thing. He only asked Zheng Tan one thing – don’t make trouble.

It seems that in the eyes of many people, Zheng Tan is a master of things, and he can encounter things wherever he goes. I don’t know if it is because of Zheng Tan that so many things happened, or because of accident, Zheng Tan encountered so many things. No matter what, this is what the Jiao family is worried about.

The owner of the grocery store, Jiao Dad, had met once, and now Zheng Tan is going to run with others, so he specially visited the grocery store again.

Based on Papa Jiao’s understanding of Zheng Tan, Papa Jiao knew that if there is a first time, there will be a second time, a third time, and maybe every time Boss Huang goes to stock up in the future, his cat will follow him out for a run.

I have to say that Dad Jiao really knows Zheng Tan very well.

On this day, it was agreed that it was the date of purchase. Er Mao went to the fifth floor to find Zheng Tan, and went to the grocery store together.

When he arrived, Boss Huang was helping to read the list. The above was the type and quantity of goods to be purchased that he and the clerk had sorted out. It was also checked yesterday, and it was checked again before departure.

“The mattress, the mat, the electric fan, the flashlight, the cloth wardrobe, the shoe rack, the hooks, the bed table…” Boss Huang read it one by one, the list was quite long, and Er Mao didn’t bother.

“Okay, that’s all.” Boss Huang folded the list and stuffed it into his pocket, calling for Er Mao and Zheng Tan to get in the car.

This pickup has a two-row seat, Er Mao sat in the co-pilot, and Zheng Tan stayed in the back row. Now he can go out a bit looser, and when he comes back, it is estimated that the rear seat will be full of goods.

“Life is like a book from heaven, oh hey, where do you turn the page, the soul doesn’t know where to go, where is the way back~”

Boss Huang likes to sing as soon as he drives, but Zheng Tan has never heard this song, and always finds it strange tuned.

However, compared to the general, it is still bearable.

“Old Huang, change the song to a more exciting one. I’m not feeling well when I listen to this song.” Er Mao said.

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Huang thought about it for a while and continued to sing: “The big river flows eastward, wow the stars in the sky… That shaking wow~”

Zheng Tan and Er Mao: “…”

The white cat in the store squatted on the shelf, and didn’t mean to go with him. He didn’t usually go out very often. He just watched Boss Huang get into the car, and then followed the car. , did not turn back until the shadow of the car was no longer visible.

It looked at the clerk who took the boss’s seat after Boss Huang left, and the white cat slammed the thing on its paws towards the clerk.

The clerk, who was sitting on the cashier chair with his legs crossed, picked up the newspaper and was about to read it, only to feel a black object falling and hitting the newspaper.

“Fuck!” The

clerk almost jumped up in shock. After seeing it clearly, he said to the white cat with a serious face on the shelf: “Mi, you’re throwing mice around again!” (To be continued.)

ps: There are girls Say let the statement recommend something that is not a stallion.

I flipped through the bookshelf and recommended “The Chief Imperial Physician”. I have followed up on this article and I personally feel that it is very good. It is enough for everyone to read it for a long time. After reading it, I may have a dozen chapters.

[End of this Chapter]