The Earth is Online - Chapter 201

[Chapter 201]

Inside the noisy customs house, a yellow-haired fox swaggered up to the two wolves. At first, seeing that the other party was a wolf, the fox was a little scared. But then he became arrogant: “Hey, hand over your things quickly. I advise you not to hide things secretly, I’m not one of those useless underground people, I can’t see you hiding things in your belts, teeth, and soles of your feet. Hand it over now!”

This is just a very common process of confiscating items.

The yellow fox held his chin proudly, and in front of him, the wolf in the yellow vest narrowed his eyes and stared at him coldly. The yellow fox flinched, not daring to be too arrogant.

Pete stared blankly at the fox, as if trying to see if he was a gamer. After a few seconds, the corners of his mouth twitched, and in the eyes of the fox, he opened his bloody mouth.

“We do want to smuggle things.”

The fox was stunned for a moment, not expecting the wolf to cooperate so well. However, in the next second, Pete said: “You collect things in place of that dwarf, and you must give him money.” After so long, Pete had already discovered that these monsters were led by foxes, and the reason why they helped the underground people search for monsters My compatriots, in order to report the stowaways and get a bounty.

“That underground man looks very greedy. If you want to cooperate with him, you will definitely bleed.” The blond foreigner sneered and said a number, “Four or six points, or five or five points?”

The fox was surprised by the wolf’s intelligence, and rolled his eyes: “What do you want to say?”

No need to answer, this is already the default.

Pete took a wine bottle from his sleeve: “This is what I’m trying to smuggle.”

The yellow fox laughed: “The tariffs on alcohol and hookah are terrifyingly high, especially if you dare to sneak into the banana wine from the banana tavern. This thing is extremely expensive! No wonder you want to sneak in!” After speaking, the fox pretended to report loudly, The movement was extremely slow, and he did not speak immediately.

Pete didn’t know what he wanted to do. He thought to himself: “Oh, the monster in the black tower is just like the idiots on the earth, greedy and selfish.”

From chatting with other monsters just now, Pete knew the approximate price of this bottle of wine. He said lazily: “This bottle of wine is worth about 10 silver coins. If you smuggle it, you have to pay 5 silver coins. I’ll give you 3 silver coins now, and you can’t see anything.”

The fox reprimanded: “I’m such a monster? We foxes are honest and trustworthy people! And after the search, the underground man will come and search you.”

“Don’t worry, I can hide it. The underground people are all blind, aren’t they?”

Fox didn’t say a word.

Pete sneered: “4 silver coins!”

“Okay!”

The fox left happily with 4 silver coins, and went to scavenge the next monster. After Pete’s eyes never left him, a male voice sounded from beside him: “Is that fox the guy from the monster team?”

Pete licked his teeth and gave a bloodthirsty smile: “Guess.”

David: “Not much.”

“The IQ of underground people is generally not very good. We have participated in so many black tower games. The higher the IQ of the boss, the higher the intelligence. The lower the boss, the more stupid. The average IQ of monsters is higher than that of the underground People are still low.”

David suddenly understood: “You mean, that fox is too smart? Then he is a player!”

“Yeah, he’s too smart. But he’s not that player. He’s a fox, it’s normal to be a little smarter than the other monsters, but if he’s really the bastard, he won’t take my advice. He’ll report I, confiscate my items. Now my items are not in the stolen goods, and the players of the customs team can’t find them at all.” After a pause, Pete smiled maliciously: “The guys in the monster team are so stupid. ? He’s smart, but only a little smart. Don’t let me catch him, I’ll break him to pieces!”

Pete guessed right, Chen Shanshan stood in the pile of stolen goods, carefully looking for unique things. However, she looked at it for a long time, and everything was at least in pairs, and nothing existed alone.

The little girl was holding the lollipop, licking it, and watching it calmly.

After a while, she saw the fox and other monsters gathered, ready to send the gnome officer. The monsters are checking what they have found, and by the way, they took out some copper coins and silver coins and stuffed them into the fox, thanking him for pulling them into the team. However, at this moment, a weak female voice sounded: “Someone received the money in private, didn’t they send the stolen goods over?”

The monsters were stunned, and the yellow fox froze: “Rabbit, what are you talking about, we are this kind of monsters?”

Only then did the monsters react: “Ah, is there such a way?”

Indeed, most monsters can’t think of this trick.

Unless you reach the level of Grandma Wolf, you will be smarter. Most of the black tower monsters are pure and innocent. They like to eat humans and underground people, but they are very stupid and don’t know how to work around. If the objects they loot are really monsters, those monsters will only be reported stupidly, and they will not even think about bribing them.

Only players can think of this and implement it boldly.

The yellow fox didn’t intend to expose the fact that he was accepting bribes, and he justly rebuked Chen Shanshan. Chen Shanshan looked at him like this, and already guessed that he received the bribe from the second team of monsters. Looking at the yellow fox, Chen Shanshan said: “I don’t want to blame anyone, everyone is making money, thank you fox, you also helped me earn a little money.”

Obviously it was Chen Shanshan’s suggestion at the beginning, but she gave all the credit to the fox, and everyone was grateful to the fox, and gave him all the money.

Fox is a little guilty.

Chen Shanshan continued: “But if there is such a thing, I still have an idea, and I want to ask that person to tell the bribery monster. Don’t look at me like this, I hate this kind of behavior very much. When I lived in the elf prairie, It was Granny Eagle who bribed my patriarch and nearly got me eaten when I was out foraging. But I let that guy speak up just to make him more money.”

When the fox heard this, he narrowed his eyes: “What do you mean?”

“Since someone will bribe, it means that what he wants to smuggle is very important, and he doesn’t want to hand it over to be discovered by those damn underground people.”

The fox thought: Yes, banana wine is such a delicious thing, those underground people may drink it directly, and give the empty bottle to the wolf.

I have to admit that the underground people are much more cunning than their monsters, and they always use all kinds of tricks. Mr. Fox is very smart, and can find these tricks. The wolf is very stupid at first glance, and he will definitely not find out that it is an empty bottle.

Chen Shanshan: “Tell me the information about that monster, the rest of us… can’t we charge him some fees too?”

The fox looked at Chen Shanshan in astonishment: “Is this still possible?!”

The fish has already taken the bait, and Chen Shanshan smiled and said, “Why not. We just need to say that there are a few people who didn’t search clearly and need to search again. When searching again, change someone else to search for the monster, or you can charge it again. Bribe once again? Smart Mr. Fox, this is not a loss-making business. As long as you tell the information, I promise, I will search, I will give half of the bribe, thank you to the monster who shared the information with me! ”

Chen Shanshan blinked slyly, and the fox was moved. However, the fox said greedily: “Why do we have to search again, but not a few more times? Anyway, we haven’t handed things over to the underground people, so what’s the matter with more searches.”

Chen Shanshan said it doesn’t matter.

The fox swallowed and whispered: “Everyone, I actually received a bribe. Hey, don’t stare at me, I didn’t mean it. Now I will share the information with you, and each of us can make money! Although the two wolves may get impatient after a few searches and decide to be reported by us, but until then, we can still get an extra sum of money, which is great!”

Three minutes later, Pete was leaning against the wall, blowing the breeze from the window. He saw a burly gorilla thumping in front of him. There was an ominous premonition in Pete’s heart, and soon in the corner of his vision, he saw several monsters coming up beside him, standing in front of other monsters who had confiscated items.

The gorilla opened his mouth to him, and the bad breath came from his nose: “Just now…cough, I didn’t search clearly just now, there are omissions, we have to collect it again!”

Pete didn’t respond for a moment.

The gorilla is thin-skinned, he can’t act well in this kind of snatch and bribe, and his face is red: “Hey, I said I want to search again!”

Pete: “…”

With a bang, the fist of the blond foreigner slammed into the wall of the wooden house, making a big hole.

The gorilla was startled by the wolf and almost wanted to turn around.

Pete raised his head slowly, gritted his teeth and said, “Hehe… Tell me, how much do you want?”

…Fuck that bastard from the monster team!

Three monsters in a row came to Pete to swindle money, and David couldn’t watch it anymore. “Damn, that bastard must already know we’re players, but he’s still hiding among those twenty monsters, and we can’t find him. Pete, what should we do, we’re running out of money, a few more monsters, We can’t bribe them. And that guy already knows who we are, there’s no point in giving us money, why don’t we just hand over the stolen goods?”

“Idiot! What do you know! Hand over the thing, it’s not in our hands. The guys in the customs team don’t have much difficulty in getting it, just steal it away. But if the thing is in our hands, even if they know we’re players , the loot is this bottle of wine, and they have to defeat us to take it away, and they will also reveal their identity.”

David: “What the hell is going on!”

Pete let out a mocking laugh out of his nose: “I can’t figure out who that guy is?”

A minute later, a small, thin rabbit with a lollipop walked up to David and Pete. David took four silver coins from the purse and bribed the other party. The rabbit took the silver coin, shrank his neck in fear, turned around and ran away.

Pete glanced at the rabbit, looked away, and tapped his arm with his fingers: “There are twenty monsters in total, and that bastard is hiding in those twenty. That fox isn’t, and neither should the gorilla just now.”

David added: “That rabbit doesn’t look like that either.”

“The task difficulty of the first team of monsters is much lower than that of you and me. The task difficulty of the customs team is not worse than that of us. So it is very likely that we are on the same level as the customs team, and they are also attacking the fifth floor, at least the fourth floor. The bastard of the team, he is attacking the third floor, at most four floors.” Pete smiled grimly, “Dear David, although you have always been stupid, can you tell me, what do you think of a player on the third floor of the black tower? , what will it be like?”

Inside the glass hut, the exams of the underground officials have come to an end.

Tang Mo didn’t leave the question blank on purpose. He looked like he knew what to do. Even if he came across the most bizarre questions, he would fill in the blank lines so that no one could see any mistakes or omissions.

However, in the end it has to be handed in.

The gnome chief saw that the items outside were almost searched, and asked the assistant to prepare the scroll. But just when the assistant was about to wind up, he heard a sharp cry from outside the glass window.

“Ah, ah, you really are human, you really are that damn human!”

Among the monsters, a yellow-haired fox slumped to the ground in horror and pointed at the two wolves standing by the window.

There was an uproar from the monsters, staring at the two wolves vigilantly. David and Pete first looked at each other in confusion, and after a while, Pete angrily glared at a dozen monsters aside: “Fuck that damn bastard!!!”

There was chaos in the customs hut. David yelled “I’m not human”, but other monsters didn’t think so.

If you kill a thousand by mistake, you can’t let go of 10,000.

The weak monsters were so frightened that they quickly fled, fearing that they would be killed by humans. They can’t beat humans. However, the self-proclaimed powerful monsters formed a circle, gradually approaching the two wolves. No one noticed that the screaming fox sneaked into the crowd just now.

The yellow-haired fox muttered: “Hmph, paying twenty silver coins for a bottle of banana wine is very suspicious. Besides, who cares if you are human or not. Put you in jail first and lock you up for a few months. Yes. I made you pay so much more, you think I don’t know, you will definitely take revenge on me after passing the customs. I, Mr. Fox, will not let you take revenge! ”

After walking out of the crowd, the fox took out five silver coins and stuffed it into the rabbit’s hand: “Ahem, this is a reward for reminding me.”

The rabbit obediently accepted the coin and stood by quietly, watching the monsters surround the two wolves.

The fox doubted: “Hey, you are so smart, aren’t you human?”

Chen Shanshan is like a frightened rabbit, shivering with fright: “I, am I very smart, I didn’t do anything at all. Didn’t you organize everyone to collect money, Mr. Fox?”

The yellow fox glanced at her and strode aside: “Yes, how can humans be so weak as you, hahaha.”

Inside the glass hut, the dwarf officer said angrily, “What’s the situation?”

The dog-leg dwarf ran in as if afraid: “Report!!! Sir, it seems that a human has been found, and two humans have been found!!!”

Tang Mo quickly turned his head and looked at Fu Wenduo. Two words sounded in their minds——

Shanshan!

The commander was overjoyed, and then his face sank: “No, those humans are very powerful. I have notified Mr. Peter Pan to come and help, but he has not arrived yet.” After the voice fell, the dwarf officer turned to look at his subordinates. . His assistant was still thinking about taking the paper, and the dwarf officer roared: “What the paper, there are two ready-made human beings now. Quickly, follow me to catch those two human beings! Catch them and eat them! ”

The underground people didn’t want to make papers for a long time, and when they heard this, they shouted excitedly: “Catch them and eat them!”

The entire customs is boiling in an instant.

The monsters wanted to grab the humans, and the underground people rushed out of the glass hut to attack the two wolves.

The test papers were left behind by them, Tang Mo calmly tore the papers of himself and Fu Wenduo into pieces, and took the papers of the four underground people, and also tore them into pieces. The pieces are piled up together, and it’s impossible to tell who wrote it.

Fu Wenduo raised his eyebrows to look at him.

Tang Mo replied, “Just in case.”

The two followed the other underground people and quickly walked out of the gate.

Among the monsters, David is still justifying that he is not a human being. Pete no longer struggled. His eyes were fixed on the dozen or so monsters. From now on, he doubts anyone except the fox.

This is when the guy from the monster team is most likely to show his flaws. Maybe he couldn’t help but pay attention to the underground officials, trying to find out the players from the customs team.

This is the human heart.

No matter how smart people are, they can’t avoid their subconscious behavior.

At this time, all the monsters will only look at them, and the only ones who look at the underground people can only be a team of bastards.

Chen Shanshan held the lollipop and carefully observed the officials who came out of the glass hut. At this moment, a sinister voice suddenly sounded in the group of monsters: “Hehe, bastard, I found you!”