They Are Not Human! - Chapter 247

[Chapter 246 The Real World]

Ye Ye was scolding, when a breeze suddenly blew behind his ears.

Something was thrown over.

He immediately tilted his head to dodge and raised his hand to grab something.

Looking down, it was a pack of underwear.

Size XXL.

Throwing is XXL, wearing XXXL.

Ye Ye looked at the black tail expressionlessly.

Wen Qing also felt something in Ye Ye’s hand, and the edge of the plastic package stabbed his arm.

He tilted his head and looked over, silent.

The next second, Blacktail’s voice came from behind.

He said word by word: “I, big.”

Wen Qing: “…”

Ye Ye: “…”

After a moment of silence, Wen Qing saw Heiwei put on his pants and broke Ye Ye’s arm, Turned around to the living room and started mopping the floor.

Ye Ye and Heiwei looked at each other, looked away in unison, raised their heels to Wen Qing, and continued to organize the living room.

In the past few days living in Nancheng Community, Wen Qing has not cleaned the house, not only Ye Ye and Heiwei have soiled the floor tiles, but there are still footprints of other people on the ground, and there are dust in the corners.

Wen Qing glanced around, straightened Ji Junfeng’s little flower, and glanced at Heiwei and Ye Ye.

Seeing that the two of them didn’t quarrel or fight, they didn’t even make eye contact, they just sorted things peacefully across the distance, relieved a little, and started mopping the floor.

I simply took this opportunity to clean the living room.

After a while, the living room was restored to a clean state.

Wen Qing washed the mop and sat on the sofa to rest.

Just after sitting down for a second, Heowei and Ye Ye sat down one by one.

It didn’t take long for someone to lean on Wen Qing’s side first, and the other person followed close behind, also shortening the distance.

As soon as Wen Qing turned on the TV, her left and right arms felt diametrically opposite temperatures.

Kuroko’s body was cold and Ye Ye’s body was hot.

One person and one fish are sticking hard against him, getting closer and more crowded.

Wen Qing’s eyelids jumped, she stood up, and distanced herself from the two of them.

“You…” He paused, and after seeing the stack of test papers on the coffee table, he turned his head and said to Ye Ye, “You can go do your homework.”

Ye Ye looked at him blankly: “What homework?”

Wen Qingdi gave him a stack of test papers: “Xuanxuan’s mother said, let me help you with your homework.”

Ye Ye frowned: “Who is Xuanxuan’s mother?”

Wen Qing: “Your nominal mother in this world.”

Ye Ye For a moment, I remembered the phone call that morning.

He said slowly: “It’s not my homework, it’s that guy named Xuanxuan’s homework.”

Wen Qing nodded and said casually, “You’re taking his place now.”

“If you don’t want to do it… ”

Wen Qing lowered his eyes and couldn’t think of anything for a moment to make Ye Ye and Heiwei feel safe.

Ye Ye stared at him for a while and asked, “Are you just trying to find something for me to do?”

Wen Qing was stunned, but he didn’t expect Ye Ye to be so keen.

Ye Ye looked down at the paper, recalling the phone call in the morning.

[Teacher Wen Qing will help you with your homework. 】

That is to say, when he does his homework, Wen Qing will accompany him.

Wouldn’t that be much better than cleaning each other?

Ye Ye clenched the paper tightly and asked, “Will you teach me a question that I don’t know?”

“Of course,” Wen Qing nodded, “This is my part-time job.”

Ye Ye immediately stood up and walked to the side happily. dining table.

Wen Qing glanced at him and asked tentatively, “Do you really want to write?”

Ye Ye nodded and said without changing his face, “You help me with my homework and let the stinky fish continue to clean.”

Wen Qing: “… …”

He tilted his head to look at Blacktail.

Blacktail sat upright on the sofa, with his hands on his lap, looking at him, as if waiting for him to arrange a task.

Wen Qing deeply felt the feeling of bringing two elementary school students.

Ye Ye and Heiwei, he must be fair.

Otherwise, the other one will definitely be noisy.

Wen Qing thought for a moment, then said to Heiwei, “You study too, I’ll go get the tablet.” He

took out the tablet in the study, downloaded some early childhood education software, and put it in front of Heiwei.

“Just… recognize the words.”

Heiwei looked at the tablet novelly, nodded, and slowly spit out a word: “Okay.” The

living room returned to quiet, Ye Ye lowered his head on the left to do the question, and Heiwei was on the right. Poke the tablet.

Seeing them settle down again, Wen Qing was finally able to pick up the phone.

He clicked on Io’s WeChat and asked straight to the point: [Why are there two copies this time? 】

Io did not type an explanation, but took a screenshot.

It’s their previous chat history.

【I want you to fall in love with me quickly. 】

【Can you like me? 】

Wen Qing’s eyelashes trembled, and she understood what Io meant.

He wanted to go faster, so this time the last two copies came together.

Wen Qing curled her fingers, her cheeks involuntarily getting hot.

The phone vibrated and a new message popped up.

Io: [Have you bought your new phone yet? 】

The implication is to start discussing things you like.

Wen Qing’s cheeks were even redder, and she poked the screen hard: [Not yet. 】

【I still have something to say. 】

Wen Qing put the phone on the table, raised his eyes, and met Ye Ye’s gaze.

Ye Ye half-closed his eyes, his eyes swept across his flushed cheeks, his expression changed slightly.

After a long while, he asked in a low voice, “Have you fallen in love in the real world?”

Wen Qing involuntarily raised the volume: “No!”

Ye Ye snorted softly, “It will be soon.”

He The voice was so small that Wen Qing couldn’t hear it clearly, and asked in confusion, “What?”

Ye Ye pursed his lips and didn’t explain

, “In love?” Heiwei suddenly said.

He lifted his eyelids, stared at Wen Qing, and repeated: ”

In love?” What does this mean.

Wen Qing was thinking about how to explain it, and Ye Ye spoke first: “It’s what two people do after they like each other.”

“I like Wen Qing, and Wen Qing also likes me, so we will fall in love.”

Heiwei glanced at him , continued to stare at Wen Qing, and said slowly, “I, and you, fall in love.”

Meeting his sincere eyes, the hotness on Wen Qing’s cheeks gradually disappeared.

His eyelashes trembled, and he suddenly understood what he was thinking. Before waiting for an answer, Heiwei

repeated: “I’m in love with you.”

Ye Ye sneered: “Dream you.

”

I can’t reach you.”

Ye Ye: “…”

Ye Ye: “I am a human being, even if you want to fall in love, you must choose me first.”

Heiwei: “I am one-half, human, choose me.”

Ye Ye : “…”

Wen Qing: “…”

Ye Ye couldn’t say enough about Heiwei’s repeater, so he turned his head to Wen Qing and said, “Mr. Wen, this stinky fish doesn’t study, he’s cheating.”

Although Heiwei listened He didn’t understand the meaning of Ye Ye’s words, but he knew that Ye Ye’s words were definitely not good, and he also said to Wen Qing, “He deserted.”

Wen Qing: “…”

After a while, he said dryly: “You can Continue to study.”

Ye Ye snorted and lowered his head to write his homework, this time the sound of the pen tip on the paper was very loud, as if he was venting his emotions.

Heiwei lowered his eyes with no emotion on his face, and poked the tablet screen.

Wen Qing held her cheeks and looked at them both, Ye Ye and Heiwei both had a childish side.

Human childishness, non-human childishness.

There is no resemblance to the reliable 001 in my memory.

Is it 001 outside of his memory, the unfamiliar Io?

Wen Qing was stunned, and Io’s face gradually emerged in his mind, becoming more and more clear.

At the same time, the regular heartbeat began to chaotic.

After a long time, the sun sets and night falls.

After Ye Ye finished most of his homework, he knocked on the table and said to Wen Qing, “I don’t know these questions.”

Wen Qing walked over, and when he walked to Ye Ye’s side, his footsteps stopped and he was a little wary.

After all, Song Xuan and Fu Ranxiu’s problems were not simple problems.

Ye Ye lowered his head and didn’t notice Wen Qing’s movements.

He circled the question and stared at it without raising his head: “Here, I remember the way to solve the problem, but after staying in that world for too long, I can’t remember the formula all of a sudden.”

Wen Qing lowered her eyes and looked at With a serious look, Ye Ye reported the formula.

Ye Ye suddenly realized: “Yes.”

He quickly wrote down a line of formula on the answering interface.

Then he picked up another language paper and said, “Is this poem you must memorize in this world?”

“I have never learned it.”

Wen Qing hummed and read out the ancient poem.

While writing, Ye Ye asked, “Which kind of thinking is Si? Is it the Si that is missing?”

Wen Qing: “Silk strands of silk.”

Ye Ye responded and wrote down the answer.

Then a few more questions were asked.

Wen Qing answered truthfully, realizing that Ye Ye was really doing the questions seriously, and he really didn’t know these questions, not to do other things.

Although Ye Ye has a very elementary school personality, he has no scheming.

Wen Qing stared at Ye Ye biting the pen, the corners of his lips slightly raised.

Ye Ye raised his head and bumped into Wen Qing’s smile.

His cheeks suddenly turned red, and he stammered and asked, “What are you laughing at?”

Wen Qing shook his head: “It’s nothing.”

Ye Ye hurriedly asked, “Are you kidding me that I don’t remember the formula?”

“I’m actually good at physics, but that formula is too biased. If you don’t believe me, check my papers.”

Wen Qing smiled again and said to him : “It’s not because of this.”

Ye Ye stared at him and asked again, “Then what are you laughing at?”

Wen Qing had to tell the truth: “I just suddenly felt that you were like a younger brother.”

Ye Ye’s expression froze.

Brother…

fuck my brother.

He put down the pen, grabbed Wen Qing’s sleeve, and said seriously, “I don’t think of you as a brother.”

Wen Qing was startled.

Ye Ye continued: “I take you as my future wife.”

Wen Qing pursed her lips and said slowly: “Ye Ye, in fact, I—”

Ye Ye interrupted: “You don’t need to say it.”

“You will soon be would like me.”

Like another me.

Wen Qing was stunned for a moment, and then, a loud reading sound came from the other side: “Yes.”

“yuàn yì.”

Ye Ye thought that Heiwei’s preschool education’s reading aloud was ridiculous, but now he just found it harsh.

He pointed to Heiwei and said to Wen Qing, “He’s outside influences my study!”

Heiwei looked up at Ye Ye and said slowly, “You can’t concentrate yourself.”

After studying for several hours, Heiwei’s The language ability has been greatly improved, because the speaking rate is still relatively slow.

Ye Ye was stunned, but he didn’t expect Heiwei to be so quick that Heiwei

retracted his gaze, lowered his head, and turned up the volume of the video.

The next second, a mournful female voice sounded in the living room: “Why don’t you want to fall in love with me? Do you have someone you like?”

Wen Qing: “…”

Which preschool education software has this kind of video?

His eyelids twitched, he walked over to Heiwei, closed the software, and opened another software. Heiwei

looked at Wen Qing and slowly opened his lips: “Why don’t you want to fall in love with me?”

“Do you have someone you like?” Wen Qing couldn’t even pretend that he didn’t understand. He opened his mouth to say no. These two words are inexplicable. Heiwei lowered his eyes and said in a low voice, “I see.” Ye Ye also fell silent, lowered his head and continued to do his homework. Wen Qing returned to her original position and was stunned for a while. Suddenly, the phone on the table vibrated non-stop. He came back to his senses, clicked on WeChat, it was the news of the dormitory group. Song Qiang: [@wenqing, why haven’t you come back yet? 】 Song Qiang: 【It’s already seven o’clock in the evening, didn’t you say you’ll be going back to the dormitory today? 】 Wen Qing: 【Sorry, I forgot to say it. 】 Wen Qing: 【I received a call from Xuanxuan’s mother in the morning and asked me to help me with my homework. ] Song Qiang: [Then I’ll eat some fruit to pad my stomach first. 】 Song Qiang: [@Xufengfeng, see if you haven’t, Wen Qing never forgot to part-time when he became rich. ] Song Qiang: [I want to learn from you, even if I can get rich in the next life, I must accumulate more virtue in this life. ] Wen Qing: […] Xu Fengfeng: […]

Song Qiang: [@wenqing, how long will it take for you to finish? 】

Wen Qing: 【Eight o’clock, but I don’t know if something will happen later. 】

Song Qiang: 【What else is there? 】

Wen Qing pursed his lips, of course he couldn’t tell Song Qiang that he was worried about those three gods.

In the other world, only Sikong, Yu Xing, and Ji Yu did not come.

Wen Qing typed a line, deleted it, and edited it again.

After a while I didn’t know what to say.

His silence made Song Qiang misunderstood.

After a while, Wen Qing received a private chat from Song Qiang.

First sent a cautious emoji.

Song Qiang: [Be careful.jpg. 】

Song Qiang: 【It can’t be your wealthy relative’s business, right? 】

Wen Qing almost forgot there was this stubble.

But rounding up, it’s about the same.

Wen Qing: [Yeah. ]

Song Qiang: [Hey…I don’t know what to say. ]

Song Qiang: [Anyway, if they come to you, you should call me quickly. 】

Song Qiang: 【We will help you settle down. ]

Song Qiang: [I can fight, Xu Fengfeng can scold, Io can count. 】

Wen Qing couldn’t help bending her lips.

Wen Qing: [Okay, thank you. 】

Song Qiang: [Okay, you can help that little brat with his homework. If we have time, we can have barbecue for a late night snack. 】

Wen Qing: 【Good. 】

Wen Qing put down the phone and met two straight eyes.

Ye Ye narrowed his eyes and asked, “Who are you chatting with?”

Wen Qing told the truth: “Roommate, I had an appointment to have dinner together today.”

Ye Ye calmed down and asked, “What does a roommate look like?”

Wen Although Qing didn’t understand why Ye Ye asked this question, he still described Song Qiang’s appearance: “Tall and strong.”

Ye Ye: “Have you asked handsome?”

Wen Qing: “…No.”

Ye Ye felt relieved .

Heiwei stared at Wen Qing and slowly asked, “What do you mean by dinner?”

Wen Qing explained, “It means eating together.”

Heiwei said, “I want to have dinner with you.”

After the voice fell, Wen Qing knew After realizing it, they hadn’t eaten all day today.

He wasn’t hungry himself, but he forgot to ask Ye Ye and Heiwei.

Wen Qing blinked, clicked on the take-out software, and asked, “What do you want to eat?” Heiwei

: “I’ll eat you.”

Wen Qing: “…”

Ye Ye asked back: “What did you eat today?”

Wen Qing After thinking about it : “Scallion oil noodles.”

Ye Ye’s eyes brightened: “Did you cook it yourself?”

Wen Qing hummed.

Ye Ye immediately said, “I want to eat your boiled scallion oil noodles.”

Wen Qing: “Is that all you need?”

Would it be too simple?

“Well,” Ye Ye nodded, glanced at the time, and said calmly, “There’s not much time left.”

Wen Qing pursed her lips, got up and walked to the kitchen: “I’ll cook noodles for you.”

Ye Ye looked at his back and didn’t stand up until Wen Qing closed the kitchen door, walked into the bathroom, washed his face with cold water and calmed down.

When he came out again, Heiwei was not in the living room.

He frowned and was about to rush into the kitchen when he caught a glimpse of someone in the bedroom beside him.

Heiwei did not stick to Wen Qing, but sat on the bed and lowered his head to sniff the smell.

Ye Ye paused in his footsteps, then walked into the bedroom.

This is clearly where Wen Qing sleeps.

There was a piece of clothing at the end of the bed.

Ye Ye glanced around, his eyes resting on the stack of post-it notes on the desktop.

Familiar names are written on it.

Bai Tong, Oz…

Ye Ye looked over one by one, picked up the pen beside him, and wrote a line on the new post-it note.

–

When Wen Qing cooked the noodles and came out, I saw Ye Ye standing at the door of the bedroom, scolding the black tail on the bed: “Who allowed this dirty fish of you to lie on the bed?”

“Hurry down!”

Hei Tai lay on the bed, Without opening his eyes, he replied, “I’m not dirty, you are dirty.”

“You, a dirty human being.”

Wen Qing: “…”

An inattentive and bickering.

Wen Qing put the noodles on the table and was about to call them both to eat.

Ye Ye heard the movement behind him, strode to the dining table, and said to Wen Qing, “Let’s eat, ignore him.”

Wen Qing looked at Heiwei in the bedroom.

Blacktail seemed to know that he was out, opened his eyes, and slowly sat up.

Without waiting for Wen Qing to answer, he said, “I’m imagining.”

Wen Qing wondered: “What?”

Heiwei: “Have sex with you.”

Wen Qing: “…”

Heiwei got up and walked straight to the dining table.

He looked down at the silver fork in his bowl, then at the chopsticks of Wen Qing and Ye Ye, frowning slightly: “It’s different.”

Wen Qing glanced at the noodles and poached eggs in his bowl, and said to him: ” It ‘s the same.”

Heiwei picked up the fork and repeated, “It’s not the same.”

Wen Qing snorted and explained, “Chopsticks are difficult to use, if you don’t know how to use them, it’s better to use a fork.”

Ye Ye raised his mouth. He sarcastically said, “Let’s use a fork.”

Heiwei held the fork and said to Ye Ye without changing his face, “This is Wen Qing caring about me.”

“You don’t care.”

Ye Ye gritted his teeth, Looking down at the scallion noodles in the bowl: “I have more noodles than you!”

Heiwei: “You don’t.”

Ye Ye: “I have!”

Wen Qing: “…”

He lowered his head and ate silently noodle.

Wen Qing gave herself the same weight as usual, I don’t know why, maybe it was because someone was with her.

Not only did he finish eating, but he also felt a little bit not enough.

Ye Ye ate the noodles with chopsticks.

Black tail is holding a fork, and the speed is comparable to that of Ye Ye.

One person and one fish seem to be eating faster than anyone else. The faster they eat, the faster they eat.

After a few minutes, the two put down their bowls at the same time.

Ye Ye stared at Heiwei and said to Wen Qing, “You cook the noodles, I’ll wash the dishes.”

After that, he picked up Wen Qing’s bowl and hurriedly walked into the kitchen.

Kuroo followed closely: “I wash the dishes.”

They walked into the kitchen and stood in front of the sink, and they were still arguing about washing the dishes.

“I wash a gentle one.”

“I wash it, he’s my little female.”

“Fart, he’s mine.”

“This is only for you.”

“It smells like you, I want a gentle one. .”

…

Hearing the faint conversation in the kitchen, Wen Qing was stunned.

Because of his introverted personality, he never took the initiative to make friends since he was a child, and he was not familiar with his peers in the orphanage.

Going to school alone, leaving school alone, doing homework alone…

He felt good alone for a long time.

A person is pure, a person is free…

“Fuck!” Ye Ye suddenly cursed.

He put down the bowl in his hand, ran out of the kitchen, rushed to Wen Qing, and said cursingly, “It’s all to blame for this stinky fish.”

“I didn’t pay attention to the time.”

Time.

Wen Qing regained his senses and glanced at his watch.

One minute to go, it’s eight o’clock.

His eyelashes trembled, and Ye Ye took him into his arms.

Before he could react, Black Tail wrapped his arms around his waist again from behind.

“Goodbye.”

“Tick–” The second hand moved to the eight position.

The warmth and coldness in Wen Qing’s body disappeared.

He was alone again.

Wen Qing pursed her lips, lowered her eyes, and saw two more post-it notes on the dining table.

I don’t know when it was posted.

[It’s a pleasure to meet you, and see you again – Ye Ye. ]

[I’m a big idiot – idiot black fish. 】

The same handwriting was obviously written by Ye Ye himself.

Wen Qing looked at Ye Ye’s words, and the chatter between Ye Ye and Heiwei seemed to be echoing in his ears.

When I came back to my senses, the living room was dead silent, and there was no sound.

It turns out that quiet and quiet are different.

Wen lightly exhaled, his heart was empty.

He unconsciously pressed his fingers against the sharp edge of the paper, and the faint tingling of his fingertips made him understand the true thoughts in his heart.

He doesn’t like a person.

I don’t want to be alone.

Suddenly, the phone rang, echoing in the living room.

Wen Qing was stunned and answered the phone without seeing the caller ID clearly.

The next second, Io’s lazy voice sounded in his ears: “Go downstairs.”

“I’m here to pick you up.”

[End of This Chapter]